by Super Luigi!
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November 19th, 2013, 4:28 am » Short link
See the "Post a Picture of YOU" topic for my reaction to your photo. Qyzbud, I mean what I say. Level with me for a moment, OK? Qyzbud, you're a great man who's capable of many things; we all know this. It's very possible that MrsQyzbud has infuriated you. In fact, all of the Atlas has seen it. The relationship with your girlfriend/wife has obviously taken its toll on you and is headed downhill. You can't take this woman any longer, so you think the best solution is to poke and prod her, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. You make Mrs. Q feel guilty, cause her to hate herself for who she is, and belittle her Southern accent. Eventually, you plan, she'll announce to her family and the Atlas that she's leaving to live on her own. But you and I know the truth, Mr. Qyz. It won't stop there, oh no, because that's when you'll make your move to rid the world of your loving girl for good. Then, you'll gag and bind her, drive to Australia's rubbish rendition of Gloomy Gulch, and leave her for dead, sealing her fate. Many days later, you'll then tell her family and all of the Atlasites that you haven't seen MrsQyzbud lately and wonder what could have happened to her. But later, when the doors are shut, the shades are down, and you're all alone, you'll laugh loudly. Oh, how you'll laugh! And the kackling won't cease until you're deeply satisfied with your dirty deed.
So in conclusion, Qyzbud, I'm on to you. MrsQyzbud, heed my advice and beware your boyfriend. He's a snake with blue eyes, and he only comes out at night. It's a feeling that you don't want to fight; you better run for your life!