DKC Atlas Forum

OMG! Thats funny. My brother just mentioned something like this yesterday!! We actually came up with something like that once.

Oh, just about everyone i met who thinks they know Donkey Kong but they have no idea.

229. When you earn yourself the nickname "Kongnazi" because you are constantly correcting people about the Kong family. (true)

XD wow! Didn't see that one coming.

225. When you see a pink baret and automatically think it's part of a Dixie cosplay outfit and buy it. (Happened!! XD)

He needs a hug by a homosexual.

Where did my DK coin go?

Who cares? Your back!

But where HAVE you been?

XD that made me lmfao!

221. When you lunge at someone in a full body tackle for taking one of your bananas and wonder "Why didn't the Kongs just do this? It's highly effective!" XD

Eh, i've seen dumber.

Do you even know where i quoted that from?

A bruised banana.

What's the one thing thats worse than a bruised banana?

It beats the bananas out of me.

What kind of soap does the DKC Atlas restroom have?

219. When you look on a map or globe to see if there truely is a place called Kongo Bongo Island.

217. When you curse out anyone on the game that messes up, even if your controling thing, because you made it you're number one goal to save the banana hoard. (WAY TOO TRUE!!!)

Hurt Queen Bee
Heal Candy Kong

Donkey Kong: 36
Diddy Kong: 38
Dixie Kong: 33
Kiddy Kong: 39
King K. Rool: 16
Very Gnawty/Really Gnawty: 19
Necky Jr./Master Necky Snr.: 20
Queen Bee: 15 (-)
Boss Dumb Drum: 25
Cranky Kong: 27 (+)
Candy Kong: 23
Wrinkly Kong: 30
Funky Kong: 36
Swanky Kong: 22

Oops. Sorry about that. I saw the post but i missed the numbers.

I'm guilty for both! XD

213. When you look up ways to dye your bananas another color so you dont feel like DK all the time. (guilty as charged)

Heh heh, I know!! XD

0.0 do wha?

Sounds like me.
I'm soooo running out of things to put. T_T

209. When you learned Japanese from watching the show in Japanese. XD

I gives you a hug!! ^_^

207. When you can imitate the dance the kongs do during the DK rap without messing up.

In this bottle of lube.

You still want the strawberry?

Cooler glasses, a smexy goatie and about 3 and a half hours of sleep.

Why are you worried about and ?

It took an arrow to the knee.

Did you shoot me with an arrow?

Oh yes i did, and i met the Yeti that lives there?

Are you coo coo for Coco Puffs?

When they got a craving for maple syrup.

Did the pogo stick come back from Indonesia yet?

No, it was a simple blind attack. The plant came at me and at my shoe.

Why did the Tag Barrel go?

Yes, they're squeaky clean. by the way wrong pie. I meant actual pie.

Did you take my ship?

lol that has happened at least once to me.

202. When you see a barrel and a lake and you walk towards the barrel, ready to throw it at any gators that come out.

lol happened to me, too.

200. When you nearly miss the school bus because you tried to beat of level before school and happily succeeded.

Yes, and that waffle didnt taste as good afterwards.

What's the square root of pie?

Yes, she is. The wreck that claimed her life was fairly tragic.

Why are you so worried about my avatar and my sister?

lol i wish my family was more like that. I would feel more normal. And yeah, we're sisters. :3

198. When you can sit and correct anyone that says any of the kongs hooking up is incest, due to their last name being the same.
(I could seriously start an arguement about this)

Wow. That would be hilarious to see her face. 196. When you can see DK playing Peter from Family Guy, when he goes to Meg's boyfriend's house with a shot gun, only the shotgun would be the Coconut gun. (thought of this when me and Chibisai were talking on the phone about her OC Anni becoming pregnan...

I read the question wrong. I thought you were talking about your sister.

Why do you think i killed my sister?

I've murdered a lot of people for bullying me in high school. (half a lie by the way. i was bullied but i didnt hurt no one)

Who was your sister?

...filming Tiny, whos still kissing the plant, to put it on youtube. DK notices you and...

lolz that makes me feel a lot better. I thought i was the only one. XD

194. When you throw an orange and duck, thinking its going to explode. (I loved DK 64, as you can see.)

XD wow.

192. When you listen to a P. Diddy album, your mind automatically wonders to Diddy rapping. (True story XD)

...drink the potion. Suddenly, you feel strange. Your body begins to...

She did...when she was still alive.

How do you remember all that if they wiped your memory?

You met each other at the bar and...nevermind.

Why did you go to the bar?

...you stop at a tree that grows an unusual fruit. You pick a piece of the fruit and...

Lolz good point.

190. When you thought of growing out your hair for the soul purpose that you can learn to hover with it.

XD it just had to be black guys?

188. You cross your fingers and pray you can find a DK cosplay outfit on Google. (actually happened)

...a klaptrap with a cheesecake who doesn't know how to swim. You grab the klaptrap and...

I don't grab him, i DRAG him!! XD

What's 2 + 2?

...gas. You run to the bathroom for...

Nice!! XD

186. When you pick up bananas in the grocery store and are half expected to see them disappear on a banana counter.

I got it from my mama.

Do you like big butts? And you can not lie.

When Cranky shoved an airplane up my ass. XD

When did you learn how to walk?

XD thats a good one.

184. When you hear the song "It's on like Donkey Kong" by BOTDF and instantly think of the DKC characters singing it, regardless that the song is absolutly dirty.

(true story XD)

...steal Cranky's cane to make a hot steaming pot of...