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» May 27th, 2011, 9:02 am » Short link

108. Birds also cannot be 100 ft. tall

by **SimianSegue** » May 27th, 2011, 9:09 am » Short link

109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.

» May 27th, 2011, 9:13 am » Short link

110. Same with eggs.

» May 27th, 2011, 11:19 am » Short link

111. Birds also can't be ridden.

» June 4th, 2011, 5:47 am » Short link

SimianSegue wrote:109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.

That's what she said.

» April 1st, 2012, 3:46 pm » Short link

112. Gorillas cannot swim.

Spoiler!

That stuff is LEGIT. Gorillas will DROWN in real life if they get too deep in water!

» April 3rd, 2012, 1:47 pm » Short link

113. Apes don't chew bubble gum.

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114. Gorillas do not sleep in cabins(I do believe this was already said but I did anyway).

» April 5th, 2012, 7:22 am » Short link

Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.

» April 5th, 2012, 3:44 pm » Short link

Where in the seven hells did THAT come from?

» April 6th, 2012, 12:24 pm » Short link

Well, you know the sound Dixie and Diddy make when they fall into lava? Not so much the DK64 one, but the DKC2 one?

» April 6th, 2012, 2:05 pm » Short link

Wow...

» April 7th, 2012, 9:19 am » Short link

But do you know what I'm talking about? I'd post a sound sample, but I don't have it.

Website · » April 14th, 2012, 2:04 am » Short link

116. Crocodile don't like bananas
I know what you mean Super Luigi!

» April 14th, 2012, 1:06 pm » Short link

117. Piranhas don't act like homing missles.
I knew someone else had to know what I was talking about!

by **Soniccuz** » April 28th, 2012, 6:13 pm » Short link

I just assuming here but, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to build a jet propelled terminator knock-off... Out of "your wife's best pots and pans".

That's some quality of kitchenware!

by **Gaz** » July 10th, 2012, 1:18 pm » Short link

Super Luigi! wrote:Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.

I LOL'D for twenty-five seconds straight :lol:

. It sounds like a monkey going

Spoiler!

number two.

(Spoiler, due to some people having the wrong idea. Not a swear.) Not the bathroom in general.

Mine; 117. Parrots don't compete in bramble infested areas (or race in general). Many stuff are also repeated in the forum.

» July 11th, 2012, 2:47 pm » Short link

You mean 118. I already posted a 117.

119. To the best of my knowledge, there aren't flowers that release a fragrence that causes you to fall in love with someone. (Although anything seems possible to me.)

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120 cartwheeling is unlikely to dispatch crocs or increase your speed.
:parry:

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121. The worst damage possible only leads to fainting.

The last post here was almost eleven years ago. I'll try to help as much as possible, but I'll likely repeat older posts.

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122 monkeys can't play guitar

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123. Bananas don't rotate.

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124. Monkeys can't infinitely jump when you hold their button.

What stops repeat posts?

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125 jrs are impossible.

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126. Snakes cannot bounce like pogo sticks.

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127 spiders can't do insta platforms.
:parry:

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128. Elephants can't spray water with pinpoint precision.

Or can they?

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129 apes can't make game shows.
I think they can with some precision. :parry:

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130. Primates (or most any living creature) would not be able to survive inside a lava-filled volcano. The air temperature is far too hot.

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131 monkeys can't roll into lava and then jump out.
Can water bears survive, Matt? :parry:

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132. Ice water would likely prove fatal for most creatures.

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133 ghost ropes are impossible
:parry:

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134. Libraries don't have rollercoasters.

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135 monkey skulls can't be mine carts. The DKC2 kind.
:parry:

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136. Seals can't freeze boiling Kool-Aid.

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137 Ostriches can't fly.
Contrary to Cranky's slogan, 'We can teach anyone how to fly!" :huh:

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138. Frogs aren't known for bouncing off of giant wasps.

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139 neither are rhinos.
:parry:

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140. Vultures (or any other birds) cannot use their wings to throw coconuts (or any other heavy objects).

WesternTanager794 wrote:Can water bears survive, Matt?

Sure, if they exist in the DKC universe. They haven't been proven to.

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141 parrots don’t hold flashlights!
:parry:

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142. Jungles don't exist in caves.

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143: Pufferfish don’t shoot spikes.
:parry:

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144. Girls don't have magical powers like game saving and gliding, despite some rumors out there.

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145 you can’t roll through porcupines
:parry:

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146. Monkeys don't own game shows.

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147 animals don't come in crates. :parry:

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148. No animal can have nine tails (Cat O' 9 Tails).

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149 Parrots can’t shoot coconuts. Or eggs.
:parry:

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150. Bears aren't friendly.

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151: neither are spiders.
:parry:

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