You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DKCplayer » August 24th, 2008, 1:58 pm

65: When you try to ride a frog
66: You steal a red/green/blue balloon from a little kid and expect to have another 1/2/3 lives.
67: When you have a cannonball near a cauldron, you suddenly get dragged in and shot out.
68: When you draw the letters K O N G in gold squares on a piece of paper, you expect to see a balloon pop out.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Kiddy14 » August 30th, 2008, 2:40 pm

69. When you throw a big baby, you expect it to brake the floor.
70. When you piggyback with a friend, you'll expect that by throwing him you'll be transported.
71: When you enter a cave, you expect to find tires, snakes, oil drums and lots of stuff that normally aren't in caves.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby The Guy » October 13th, 2008, 11:04 am

72: When you can make a Donkey Kong spritesheet looking EXACTLY like DK in DKC, using only MS Paint.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » December 20th, 2008, 12:08 pm

73. When you learn to play the guitar just to play along with Dixie.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tompa » December 20th, 2008, 7:38 pm

74. When you start TASing one, or more, of the games.
75. When you buy the Donkey Kong Country Competition Cartridge.
76. When you want to buy every revision of one, or more, of the games.
77. When you play one, or more, of the games for 24 hours to see how many times it can be beaten.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Stone » December 21st, 2008, 1:54 am

I think Tompas addictions are sounding a bit different than the rest.
And I'm pretty sure he has already done the majority (or all) of them! :mrgreen:
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tompa » December 21st, 2008, 7:19 am

Am doing two DKC-TASes and have worked with DKC3.
I would like to buy the game, but it's quite expensive.
Going to get all for DKC.
Will do, one day.

So well, only one done ;D.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Stone » December 22nd, 2008, 12:16 am

Tompa wrote:77. When you play one, or more, of the games for 24 hours to see how many times it can be beaten.

You haven't done that yet? :o

And I think that's actually a brilliant idea.
Something like the 24 Hours of Le Mans...

78. when you take part in the (yet nonexistent) 24 Hours of DKC!

How many % can you and your team get in 24 hours? ;)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tompa » December 22nd, 2008, 4:41 am

No, I haven't done that yet=P. It would be nice to do some day, and maybe stream it as well. I'll see..
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby The Guy » December 22nd, 2008, 12:22 pm

79. When you think something will be shot out of an Oil Barrel.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Rodent » January 6th, 2009, 11:12 pm

80. You've actually thrown a barrel at an animal.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tiptup Jr. » February 20th, 2009, 1:05 pm

81. You spent Valentine's Day home alone playing DKC3 because you didn't have a girlfriend because you have intimacy issues and you can't get past the second "Hello!" and it's a pretty good game so you figure God will forgive you but then your youth minister gets fired and that trick knee starts acting up again so you accidentally kick your Wii and now it doesn't start at all so you have to play Konkey Dong on your DS but it's not as magical so you down a quart of generic Kool-Aid and sleep on the floor. Also, Xbox is better.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Katastrophe Kong » February 20th, 2009, 2:43 pm

Tip Tup jr that is one person's opinion, Therefore you're claim is biased.

82. You get all mad when you type "DKC" into Google and you don't get what you won't (I sometimes do that :lol: )
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tiptup Jr. » February 20th, 2009, 11:59 pm

Katastrophe Kong wrote:Tiptup Jr., that is one person's opinion; therefore, your claim is biased.


I corrected your numerous grammatical mistakes, but yes, I suppose that is a slightly biased opinion. Still, let me see Nuts & Bolts on the Wii. Give me an Achievements system. An online download service that doesn't totally suck. Donkey Kong's fine, but other than that the Wii's life is coming to a short and well-deserved end.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby The Guy » April 15th, 2009, 10:46 am

83. When you never heard of Mario, Pokemon, Kirby, Link and Zelda, Metroid, etc....
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » April 15th, 2009, 11:37 am

84. When you can beat all three of the DKC games blindfolded with the volume turned to 0 in under 5 hours total play time.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » April 15th, 2009, 2:01 pm

85. When you make a thread about thinking of ways to acknowledge that your addicted to DKC, then post about acknowledging it in that thread, and acknowledge that in your post, and then... um... I confused my myself. :?
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby PotoGamer » April 16th, 2009, 4:43 pm

86. When you start a new file in DKC3, you wonder why the Gyrocopter isn't in Funky's list of boats.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby The Guy » April 17th, 2009, 7:47 am

87. When you already beaten all the games in the trilogy with your hands and fingers, toes, and ears.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Donkey King » April 17th, 2009, 10:26 am

88. You ride on a rolling steel barrel.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Tompa » April 17th, 2009, 6:42 pm

Tompa wrote:77. When you play one, or more, of the games for 24 hours to see how many times it can be beaten.


I think I'll try to do this pretty soon, and hopefully stream it as well. Who's interested? ;D

89. When you play the game like crazy to find all the glitches.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Donkey King » April 22nd, 2009, 10:13 am

90. You hop on a swordfish and expect to help you beat up predators with its nose.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » May 25th, 2009, 2:13 am

91. You jump on a snake and expect it to do a super jump
92. When you wear (boy) a red cap with the Nintendo logo on it and a red tee shirt or (girl) you wear a pink beret, a pink hankerchief tied around your belly, pink knee pads, and have your hair in a blond ponytail
93. When a rhino gets hurt, you expect it to go, "Oooh"
94. You rap or play the gutiar when you jump on a target.
95. You just realized you have made 20 more DKC games
P.S. I do 8 of the 95 things on this list, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm addicted.
P.P.S. PM me if one of my things is already posted cuz I think one is...
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby gamer_boy997 » May 25th, 2009, 2:31 pm

96. You assume your pet parrot knows how to hold a flashlight.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » May 26th, 2009, 2:25 pm

97. When you go to www.yellowpages.com and look up Funky`s Flights
98. When your fonts are the K-O-N-G letter font
99. When you`ve posted 5,000 posts on DKC Atlas
100. You look at ostrich`s feet and think they`ll be wearing sneakers
Woah, 100 things! But I`m not done yet.
101. You makes books, movies, etc. about the Kongs
I did/do 97 & 101, so I`m now even more addiected
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » May 26th, 2009, 3:57 pm

102. When you go to the zoo and ask them where DK is staying.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DK4Ever » May 26th, 2009, 4:54 pm

Tiptup Jr. wrote:
Katastrophe Kong wrote:Tiptup Jr., that is one person's opinion; therefore, your claim is biased.


I corrected your numerous grammatical mistakes, but yes, I suppose that is a slightly biased opinion. Still, let me see Nuts & Bolts on the Wii. Give me an Achievements system. An online download service that doesn't totally suck. Donkey Kong's fine, but other than that the Wii's life is coming to a short and well-deserved end.


Careful now, Tiptup, I don't think something like this needs to be started in this particular thread, however true or untrue it is.

But yes I agree, DK is fine. Damn fine.

And anywho;

103. When you start to see Gnawtys outside your windows at night.

I think I have a problem.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » May 27th, 2009, 2:47 pm

104. When you`re making an album of DKC music remixes
105. While at a party, you blast Disco Train
106. You create a site just for DKC (Qyzbud, you`re guilty LOL)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Simion32 » June 1st, 2009, 4:05 am

107. when you board a ship, you call it gangplank galleon, and expect a fat crocodile with a crown to crash down on the deck.
108. you eat more than 100 bananas in less than 5 minutes.
109. you record all of the trilogy's music in 48KHz wav format and save them to CDs.
110. you post in a months-old topic on DKU in the hopes that someone will actually reply.
111. you aspire to make a DKC fangame, and then end up developing a DKC engine that looks and behaves exactly like the real game does, along with a level builder that has a metric frackton of customizable settings.

Obviously, I'm guilty of the last three... :D
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby BlueTronic » June 1st, 2009, 6:56 am

112. you recreate it's levels and objects using level builders from other games.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » June 9th, 2009, 4:44 am

Kong-Fu wrote:108. you recreate it's levels and objects using level builders from other games.

It should be 112, Kong-Fu. Anywho,
113. When looking in a real estate magazine, you expect to find great deals in Tree-Top Town
114. When your only dreams are about Kiddy killing Baron K. Roolenstine. (I drempt that once... :shock: )
115. Just in curiosity, you see how many times you can beat Rocket Rush in DKC3 double speed in 8 hours. (Hmmmm, dare I?)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 10th, 2011, 3:00 am

116. You collect golden animal figures and expect them to lead to a bonus.
117. You throw barrels at random walls and expect them to break a hole large enough for an ape to get through.
118. You think you're cool when you hang out with the Orang-utan Gang.
119. You grab a rope and think it will move across giant gaps.
120. You go underwater in hopes of finding bananas.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Mayo » January 10th, 2011, 6:05 pm

121: You've fully 100% completed a Donkey Kong Country Game
122: You make videos based on the DKC series and post them on Youtube
123: You try to kill a crocodile by jumping on its head
124: You happen to wear a red tie with your initials on it
125: You've downloaded a crap load of music from the DKC sountrack and listen to them on your MP3/iPod

I've done 122 and 125 XD
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 11th, 2011, 12:49 pm

126. You don't go near large beavers because you hate their laugh.
127. You don't want to enter that purple cave near your house until you go on an adventure and end up defeating a crocodile king on a pirate ship.
128. You think just because a trail of bananas is going somewhere means that it will lead to something good every time.
129. You go to an amusement park and hope there's an extremely large containment of brambles just to enjoy the background music.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SimianSegue » April 4th, 2011, 12:20 pm

-130: When you walk into any place were there are trees, you start hearing Jungle Groove
-131: When you go to the zoo, you try to give the chimps nintendo hats
-132: When you go on a date, you put on candy's love song(oh yeahhh)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby HavocReaper48 » April 5th, 2011, 6:34 am

133. You expect to make a helicopter out of large golden coins with a "DK" logo on them which are roughly the size of an ape.
134. You jump on a floating barrel that either says "ON" or "OFF" when adjusting the light in the room.
135. You're able to visit a school on a castle just below a giant airship.
136. You hop on an ostrich at a local zoo and race it against other ostriches.
137. You put a large amount of honey on two parallel walls and expect to be able to hop off them to the top.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Ribbedebie » April 17th, 2011, 4:30 am

138; when you see a gorilla at the zoo, you say the ape could use a tie
139; you write a long and uninteresting tale about the origin of Kremlings and Kongs alike.... yeah, I did this
140; You have a blog based around DKC and similar games
141; when you have dreams about DKC's characters.... (and it happened once or twice that my favourite characters got angry at me!)
142; you named one or more of your pets/virtual pets/Pokémon after Donkey Kong characters
143; you think of elaborate backstories for your favourite DKC characters
144; you watched all the DKC TV show episodes on YouTube... and can recite the most well-known quotes (well... as for the ones that are on the site)
145; you can associate nearly anything with something DKC related
146; you get angry whenever people say that DK still kidnaps women and throws barrels at fat plumber men for a living
147; you think nearly any music piece that sounds epic enough is ripped off from DKC2

Er.... yeah. Most of this is true for me....
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SimianSegue » May 10th, 2011, 12:34 pm

148: When you play the Sims 3, you make a family named after DKC characters
149: When you play Game Dev Story(look it up) you make a company that only makes DKC games
150: When you name your longboard Rambi and plaster it with DKC stickers
Yes, I am guilty of all three...............and proud of it!
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 19th, 2011, 10:21 am

Katastrophe Kong wrote:82. You get all mad when you type "DKC" into Google and you don't get what you won't (I sometimes do that :lol: )


So do I. Sometimes in the images things I don't want to see pop up... O.o I have also done about four of Ribbedebie's.

151. All you write is DKC fanfiction and all you draw if DKC artwork on a regular basis.
152. You start seeing the characters yet no one else can and they tell you you're nuts.
153. You become to bananas and all banana products
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SimianSegue » May 22nd, 2011, 11:54 am

154: You suck at drawing, but you still draw DKC characters in PreAlgerba all day.
155: You hate most fanfiction, but your addicted to DKC fanfiction!(I love your work, Chibisai!)
156: You write a poem loosely based on DKC in LA and read it to the whole class
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 23rd, 2011, 1:28 pm

SimianSeague you... you read my DKC fanworks? *goes teary-eyed with happiness* And you even love them? *even more teary-eyed* Thank you! You don't know how happy I am to know people actually read my stuff! :,)

157. That's all you ever think about on a regular basis.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Markster » June 4th, 2011, 2:31 am

158. When you try to think of a location of something or someone, and something from Donkey Kong Country pops in your head, like a kremling, it happened to me last night.
I know i suck at this, but who cares.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 4th, 2011, 5:06 am

No, no, Markster---I thought that one was interesting! I've done it before too!
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby HavocReaper48 » June 22nd, 2011, 7:09 am

159. You make a small section of your city in SimCity like Kongo Jungle. Complete with a lake.

160. You've searched up DKC Bloopers/Parodies on YouTube and instantly got all the humor.

(yup, I'm guilty of those two)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 22nd, 2011, 7:17 am

Haha, I need to go do that some time. XD
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby HavocReaper48 » June 24th, 2011, 11:13 am

161. When you heard Retro was working on a game for the Wii U you instantly hoped for DKC2R.

I sure did... nothing's confirmed :x
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SimianSegue » June 30th, 2011, 8:03 am

162. When you think that DK64 should have been named DKC64 or Donkey Kong World
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby SimianSegue » June 30th, 2011, 8:23 am

164. When you post there about every 5 minutes.
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