DKC Atlas Forum

[Chibisai Kong]

108. Birds also cannot be 100 ft. tall

[SimianSegue]

109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.

[Chibisai Kong]

110. Same with eggs.

[Crammalamma]

111. Birds also can't be ridden.

[Chibisai Kong]

109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.

That's what she said.

[Chibisai Kong]

112. Gorillas cannot swim.

Spoiler!

That stuff is LEGIT. Gorillas will DROWN in real life if they get too deep in water!

[Super Luigi!]

113. Apes don't chew bubble gum.

[Chibisai Kong]

114. Gorillas do not sleep in cabins(I do believe this was already said but I did anyway).

[Super Luigi!]

Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.

[Chibisai Kong]

Where in the seven hells did THAT come from?

[Super Luigi!]

Well, you know the sound Dixie and Diddy make when they fall into lava? Not so much the DK64 one, but the DKC2 one?

[Chibisai Kong]

Wow...

[Super Luigi!]

But do you know what I'm talking about? I'd post a sound sample, but I don't have it.

[The Banana Bird]

116. Crocodile don't like bananas
I know what you mean Super Luigi!

[Super Luigi!]

117. Piranhas don't act like homing missles.
I knew someone else had to know what I was talking about!

[Soniccuz]

I just assuming here but, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to build a jet propelled terminator knock-off... Out of "your wife's best pots and pans".

That's some quality of kitchenware!

[Gaz]

Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.

I LOL'D for twenty-five seconds straight . It sounds like a monkey going

Spoiler!

number two.

(Spoiler, due to some people having the wrong idea. Not a swear.) Not the bathroom in general.

Mine; 117. Parrots don't compete in bramble infested areas (or race in general). Many stuff are also repeated in the forum.

[Super Luigi!]

You mean 118. I already posted a 117.

119. To the best of my knowledge, there aren't flowers that release a fragrence that causes you to fall in love with someone. (Although anything seems possible to me.)

[WesternTanager794]

120 cartwheeling is unlikely to dispatch crocs or increase your speed.

[Super Luigi!]

121. The worst damage possible only leads to fainting.

The last post here was almost eleven years ago. I'll try to help as much as possible, but I'll likely repeat older posts.

[WesternTanager794]

122 monkeys can't play guitar

[Super Luigi!]

123. Bananas don't rotate.

[rainbowsprinklez]

124. Monkeys can't infinitely jump when you hold their button.

What stops repeat posts?

[WesternTanager794]

125 jrs are impossible.

[Mattrizzle]

126. Snakes cannot bounce like pogo sticks.

[WesternTanager794]

127 spiders can't do insta platforms.

[Super Luigi!]

128. Elephants can't spray water with pinpoint precision.

Or can they?

[WesternTanager794]

129 apes can't make game shows.
I think they can with some precision.

[Mattrizzle]

130. Primates (or most any living creature) would not be able to survive inside a lava-filled volcano. The air temperature is far too hot.

[WesternTanager794]

131 monkeys can't roll into lava and then jump out.
Can water bears survive, Matt?

[Super Luigi!]

132. Ice water would likely prove fatal for most creatures.

[WesternTanager794]

133 ghost ropes are impossible

[Super Luigi!]

134. Libraries don't have rollercoasters.

[WesternTanager794]

135 monkey skulls can't be mine carts. The DKC2 kind.

[Super Luigi!]

136. Seals can't freeze boiling Kool-Aid.

[WesternTanager794]

137 Ostriches can't fly.
Contrary to Cranky's slogan, 'We can teach anyone how to fly!"

[Super Luigi!]

138. Frogs aren't known for bouncing off of giant wasps.

[WesternTanager794]

139 neither are rhinos.