500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 9:09 am

109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 4th, 2011, 5:47 am

SimianSegue wrote:109: Birds also can't shoot nuts out of their mouth.


That's what she said.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 1st, 2012, 3:46 pm

112. Gorillas cannot swim.

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That stuff is LEGIT. Gorillas will DROWN in real life if they get too deep in water!
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 4th, 2012, 1:53 pm

114. Gorillas do not sleep in cabins(I do believe this was already said but I did anyway).
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 5th, 2012, 7:22 am

Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 5th, 2012, 3:44 pm

Where in the seven hells did THAT come from?
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 6th, 2012, 12:24 pm

Well, you know the sound Dixie and Diddy make when they fall into lava? Not so much the DK64 one, but the DKC2 one?
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 7th, 2012, 9:19 am

But do you know what I'm talking about? I'd post a sound sample, but I don't have it.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Banana Bird » April 14th, 2012, 2:04 am

116. Crocodile don't like bananas
I know what you mean Super Luigi!
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » April 14th, 2012, 1:06 pm

117. Piranhas don't act like homing missles.
I knew someone else had to know what I was talking about!
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Soniccuz » April 28th, 2012, 6:13 pm

I just assuming here but, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to build a jet propelled terminator knock-off... Out of "your wife's best pots and pans".

That's some quality of kitchenware! :o
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Gaz » July 10th, 2012, 1:18 pm

Super Luigi! wrote:Element 115. Simians don't just hop in lava and make a sound like they're on the toilet.


I LOL'D for twenty-five seconds straight :lol:. It sounds like a monkey going
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(Spoiler, due to some people having the wrong idea. Not a swear.) Not the bathroom in general.

Mine; 117. Parrots don't compete in bramble infested areas (or race in general). Many stuff are also repeated in the forum.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » July 11th, 2012, 2:47 pm

You mean 118. I already posted a 117.

119. To the best of my knowledge, there aren't flowers that release a fragrence that causes you to fall in love with someone. (Although anything seems possible to me.)
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 15th, 2023, 7:50 am

120 cartwheeling is unlikely to dispatch crocs or increase your speed.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » March 15th, 2023, 10:59 am

121. The worst damage possible only leads to fainting.

The last post here was almost eleven years ago. I'll try to help as much as possible, but I'll likely repeat older posts.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby rainbowsprinklez » March 15th, 2023, 12:10 pm

124. Monkeys can't infinitely jump when you hold their button.

What stops repeat posts?
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Mattrizzle » March 15th, 2023, 10:02 pm

126. Snakes cannot bounce like pogo sticks.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » March 16th, 2023, 12:32 pm

128. Elephants can't spray water with pinpoint precision.

Or can they?
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 17th, 2023, 6:46 am

129 apes can't make game shows.
I think they can with some precision. :parry:
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Mattrizzle » March 17th, 2023, 6:56 am

130. Primates (or most any living creature) would not be able to survive inside a lava-filled volcano. The air temperature is far too hot.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 17th, 2023, 10:02 am

131 monkeys can't roll into lava and then jump out.
Can water bears survive, Matt? :parry:
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » March 17th, 2023, 12:15 pm

132. Ice water would likely prove fatal for most creatures.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » March 18th, 2023, 1:13 pm

134. Libraries don't have rollercoasters.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 18th, 2023, 5:16 pm

135 monkey skulls can't be mine carts. The DKC2 kind.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » March 19th, 2023, 12:42 pm

136. Seals can't freeze boiling Kool-Aid.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 19th, 2023, 12:58 pm

137 Ostriches can't fly.
Contrary to Cranky's slogan, 'We can teach anyone how to fly!" :huh: :parry:
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » March 20th, 2023, 6:33 am

138. Frogs aren't known for bouncing off of giant wasps.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Mattrizzle » March 21st, 2023, 6:04 am

140. Vultures (or any other birds) cannot use their wings to throw coconuts (or any other heavy objects).

WesternTanager794 wrote:Can water bears survive, Matt? :parry:

Sure, if they exist in the DKC universe. They haven't been proven to.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Super Luigi! » March 22nd, 2023, 11:30 am

144. Girls don't have magical powers like game saving and gliding, despite some rumors out there.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Mattrizzle » March 23rd, 2023, 4:53 am

148. No animal can have nine tails (Cat O' 9 Tails).
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 23rd, 2023, 8:11 am

149 Parrots can’t shoot coconuts. Or eggs.
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