*Rob is telling Drama and Chanel he is entering them in the cover boy and cover girl pagent.* Rob: "DADDY IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT!!!!!!!" Drama: "*as he and Chanel stare while the two and Big try not to laugh*Yes Daddy." Rob: "Good!*starts walking out of Drama's office*Daddy loves you both.
"-Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory
"Dyrdek?"-Rob Dyrdek in Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory
"I like birds. I don't like eggs, there's something sordid about eggs.*looks at Octavian(who is tying to recover as she lays beside him on the bed)*We shan't serve them anymore---unless you object."-Livia in Rome season two episode nine
"You're just like your father---simple as milk."-Atia of the Julii in Rome season one episode five The Ram Has Touched The Wall
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!"-Johnny Knoxville
"That's why it's so stringy! It's been that way for months!"-Johnny Knoxville in Jackass 3.5