Yeah yeah yeah, massive bump, whatever. But I have a really cool idea I've been thinking up for a while. I'd like to know what you think. Also this is a good topic, what happened to it?
Anyway, my idea...
In a level called "Piranha Pit", you fight a boss who is essentially a giant, red Lockjaw called....KILLJAW! (better name might be needed...). You stand on an icy platform that floats on the water, with Killjaw beneath you. The platform can tilt, if you walk to one side it starts to tilt that way, and if you end up in the water, it's lunch time.
So, your standing on this platform and suddenly, Klobbers start falling from the sky and try to knock you into the water. They also upset the balance of the platform. After getting rid of them, a Kaboom arrives. You have to throw him into the water so that the TNT barrel floats (like you can do with barrels in DKC3). Then, if you jump on the TNT, Killjaw will try to eat you. Jump off in time so that he gets a mouthful of exploding gunpowder.
After this, he gets angry and attempts to eat you while you're on the platform. However, he only manages to bite part of the platform - and tear it off! So now, you have less space. Then the klobbers come back, but with the added difficulty of a smaller platform. Finally, the Kaboom arrives, and you feed him another tasty TNT. He gets even angrier, and takes another bite out of the platform. The klobbers return, but now, enraged, Killjaw starts headbutting the platform from below, tilting it and trying to catapult you into the water. Eventually, the final Kaboom arrives, and you give him his last supper - or do you?!
Enraged further, Killjaw then tries to swallow what's left of the platform whole. But this is too much for him, and he chokes on it! The water level falls and you win!
There was going to be more, but I decided that was hard enough without having to use Enguarde underwater amongst swarms of Lockjaws and sinking Kabooms...