You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2012, 12:58 pm

Done that!

220. WHEN YOU CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL ALL THOSE BANANAS ARE! (ahem, sorry, lost my cool there!)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Kimi Kong » April 1st, 2012, 1:16 pm

XD that made me lmfao!

221. When you lunge at someone in a full body tackle for taking one of your bananas and wonder "Why didn't the Kongs just do this? It's highly effective!" XD
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 1st, 2012, 3:16 pm

Kimi Kong wrote:186. When you pick up bananas in the grocery store and are half expected to see them disappear on a banana counter.


Done better---rammed a grocery cart into them!

And Super Luigi, three things:

1. Most. Racist. Comment. Ever.
2. I WISH me and Kimi were related. XD
3. Wow, total pervy moment.

222. When you can on-demand recite the entire DK64 plot when told to almost immediately.

Spoiler!
That actually happened. My algebra teacher was testing GarageBand on me last year.


223. When for some reason after watching a skit on Jackass.any other skit show, you imagine DK and one of the other boys doing that stunt(like the one where Bam's butt got branded...).
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 1st, 2012, 3:19 pm

Tiptup Jr. wrote:Women. Can't live with them, can't live without them.


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Ya can't live with 'em
Ya can't live without 'em
There's something irresistablish about 'em
We grin and bear it cuz the nights are long
I hope that something better comes along


I'm SO sorry, I had to...
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 3rd, 2012, 1:52 pm

Chibisai Kong, two things:
1. What was racist?
2. Why state something like that out of the blue without a reference to what you're talking about?

224. When you throw your girlfriend and don't think of it as abuse, because you're both trying to get somewhere.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Kimi Kong » April 3rd, 2012, 2:31 pm

XD wow! Didn't see that one coming.

225. When you see a pink baret and automatically think it's part of a Dixie cosplay outfit and buy it. (Happened!! XD)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 4th, 2012, 1:31 pm

I would think that too! Of course, I'd need a pink vest to go with it.

226. When you think nothing can kill you, only make you cry or rub your head.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 4th, 2012, 1:36 pm

Super Luigi! wrote:Chibisai Kong, two things:
1. What was racist?
2. Why state something like that out of the blue without a reference to what you're talking about?


1. The fact you said "black guys take lives" because of the black Kremlings in barrels.
2. Well that depends. My last post? It's a reference to The Muppet Movie during Rowlf and Kermit's conversation at the restaraunt.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 4th, 2012, 1:39 pm

What, that? I was speaking in terms of DKC2, because the black Klobbers do indeed take lives. I didn't mean actual African people.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 5th, 2012, 7:20 am

Well now that that's solved, let's get back to the game.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 5th, 2012, 3:42 pm

227. When you start to make it more how you think it would be funny as.

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Jesus, how many times have I been guilty of THAT?!
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 6th, 2012, 12:26 pm

228. When you ask your girlfriend to play DKC2 with you, and she agrees. Then you're both addicted!
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Kimi Kong » April 6th, 2012, 2:23 pm

229. When you earn yourself the nickname "Kongnazi" because you are constantly correcting people about the Kong family. (true)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 6th, 2012, 4:58 pm

Oh god who did you correct this time?
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Kimi Kong » April 7th, 2012, 2:14 am

Oh, just about everyone i met who thinks they know Donkey Kong but they have no idea.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 7th, 2012, 9:16 am

230. When you take real life wars like WWII, and replace the US and Nazis with the Kongs and Kremlings.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Kimi Kong » April 9th, 2012, 2:58 am

OMG! Thats funny. My brother just mentioned something like this yesterday!! We actually came up with something like that once.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 10th, 2012, 4:33 am

Really? Well, great minds think alike, I suppose. I wonder if the Kremlings actually are Facist, although I've always thought of K. Rool as Stalin.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 27th, 2012, 11:33 am

231. When you can think of parts for just about all the characters for a Julius Caesar parody.

Spoiler!
No, seriously. X3


232. When reading Julius Caesar slash fanfiction makes the above statement seem like a bad idea.

Spoiler!
Not... Not going into detail... I need to stop going into the Shakespeare section... O.O
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 28th, 2012, 10:56 am

Well OK then...

233. When you move your shed by picking it up, and then you imitate Kloak when you throw it by saying, "Pow pow pow!"
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » April 30th, 2012, 1:58 pm

It was a small one, about the size of an average person.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby DKCplayer » May 1st, 2012, 5:09 pm

234: You remix the noises in DKC into another song.
235: You realise the sound of Neek squeaking is actually Squitter's noise sped up and repeated twice. That and the sound of Army when defeated is the same as DK getting hit.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » May 3rd, 2012, 1:28 pm

@234. I've watched those videos for 4 years now.

236. When you think of a certain DKC Forum moderator as a god.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Ribbedebie » May 26th, 2012, 3:31 am

237: When you try to draw a timeline for the DK games (and end up filling the entire paper... heh)
238: When you get angry/upset at the fact that other games/shows have a much bigger fandom than DK does.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » May 26th, 2012, 4:13 pm

239. When you turn a serious(?) game like MW3 into DKC3.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » June 15th, 2014, 12:03 pm

51:(because gamer_boy997 forgot to add it in :facepalm: :shakehead: )
When you ride random mine carts in dark caves filled with abandoned mines that are heavily dangerous with all the broken pieces that you believe will just somehow float in the air for you to ride your mine cart on.

240: When you and a bunch of crocodiles put massive skulls on a roller coaster and attempt to ride them like in DKC2
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » June 15th, 2014, 1:12 pm

241: When you see Qyzbud and Simion32 as gods.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » June 18th, 2014, 2:01 pm

242: When you turn :kiddysad: into :kiddycool: and use the opposite meaning to confuse people so they all do the :angry: :krool: :rant: on everything in the DKC atlas forum as revenge.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » June 21st, 2014, 10:03 am

243. When you look at DK as your dad.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » July 2nd, 2014, 2:00 pm

Sorry if my last post was confusing, i'm not THAT experienced with DKC so it gets harder when people put more stuff in things like this. :shakehead:
244(what a coincidence having this exact number in the "count to 5000" topic): When you throw barrels, wooden or metalic, at crocodiles thinking they are kremlings.

245: When you see a giant crocodile statue with a crown on top of an island and think it's the blast-o-matic(cookies to whoever gets this reference first)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Crammalamma » July 4th, 2014, 7:30 am

246: When you cross the road, you look left, right and then up for falling monkeys.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » July 6th, 2014, 6:47 am

247. You've surprised to see your girlfriend wearing pants.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » July 14th, 2014, 2:12 pm

248: When you welcome a new member to these forums with a monkey thinking the two are both Kongs(Crammalamma this ones for you).
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » July 14th, 2014, 2:44 pm

249. When must absolutely spend all your money buying a Dixie Kong figurine. (True story.)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » August 31st, 2014, 9:11 am

I GOT A GOOD ONE

250. When you always throw barrels at yellow bees to dispose of them but not red ones, because they would be invincible, right?

...yeah, sorry for bumping this OLD OLD topic.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » September 1st, 2014, 2:00 pm

251. When you start thinking your girlfriend is normal.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » September 2nd, 2014, 4:12 am

...how does that count, Super Luigi?

252: When you start wearing Donkey Kong's tie. (Oh dear, we certainly know someone's guilty...)
253: When you start using the letter K instead of C. (I'm guilty of this by quite a bit)
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » September 2nd, 2014, 9:39 am

In all senses of my words.

254. You start beating up the ground to find bananas to eat.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » September 2nd, 2014, 11:57 am

Okay...
If Snapjaw and that blue piranha in DKC3 taught me something, it's this:
-1: When you have a fear of man-eating fish. (Cue Fish Food Frenzy and/or Slime Climb/Clapper's cavern)
I'm doing -1 instead of 255 due to a reference to a certain glitch, which i will kindly give bananas to if you recognize such a thing! NO SPOILING IT!
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » September 4th, 2014, 1:08 pm

Spoiler!
I assume you're referring to Super Mario Bros.' lives system rolling back to -1 lives at 255?


256. When you think that naked stranger walking around your house is a part of the family.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » September 5th, 2014, 6:24 am

Spoiler!
No, but that's pretty close. It actually goes in the opposite direction...


256: When you try and cartwheel off a ledge and then jump immediately afterwards to avoid certain death!
257(failed to get this one in last time): When you throw a large toddler in the air to try and break open a crack to see what's inside.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » September 8th, 2014, 12:50 pm

258. When you rush to Save-Mart to grab at least 100 bananas, because some rascal told you to get a life.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » September 8th, 2014, 2:29 pm

LOL clever one, Super Luigi.

259(there's may be a meme fad related to DK in the next post after this one): When you start riding animals that you think would help you with some bad guys.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » September 9th, 2014, 1:40 pm

260. When you and another fanatic are struggling to keep a DKC forum game alive by inventing increasingly shoddy responses, because nobody else cares.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » September 9th, 2014, 4:33 pm

Again I fail to realize how numbers work in the computer world and not the microwave world. I certainly agree with you there Super Luigi-Until QWZ or Simion or another admin reminds the people about this kind of thread, we will be the only ones.

Go ahead with another free post, I have nothing to say as of now.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby Super Luigi! » September 10th, 2014, 6:45 am

261. When you decide to meander through your town naked, before climbing and jumping off trees/buildings.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » September 10th, 2014, 7:32 am

262(hope nobody did this already): When you run around killing crocodiles and other similar animals.
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Re: You know that you are addicted to DKC when...

Postby spaceman2028 » September 16th, 2014, 7:53 am

Bumping this topic back to life.

Get ready to soil your pants with laughter, this one's gonna be REAL good!
Are you ready?
263: When you imagine Parry the Parallel bird smashing through a window(or anything, really) whilst an off-screen narrator shouts: "PARRY!!!"
...well? Let me know what you think and how hard you got stuck laughing.

And here's another comical one i thought recently. Think of it like the WW2 reference.
264: When you think of a star wars parody using DK stuff, like kremlings as droids or something.
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