500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

For topics based on a game/pattern or another silly concept. ;)

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » December 6th, 2008, 7:07 am

50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.
Veteran Venturer
Posts: 536
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » December 6th, 2008, 1:15 pm

51. A barrel can't shoot out barrels and eat bugs.
Trainee Trekker
Posts: 90
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Rodent » December 19th, 2008, 5:01 pm

The Guy wrote:50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.

Others do though.
51. Monkeys can't pilot vehicles, let alone make vehicles out of barrels.
Treasure Hunter
Bananas received 3
Posts: 370
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » December 20th, 2008, 6:07 am

52. Bears are not friends with monkeys.
Veteran Venturer
Posts: 536
Joined: 2008


Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » December 20th, 2008, 1:52 pm

Rodent, The Guy, and Gameboy997, it should've been 52., 53. & 54.

Anyways,

55. A Roller Coaster can't be placed in a library.
Trainee Trekker
Posts: 90
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » December 22nd, 2008, 12:25 pm

56. Blue Ropes don't make you go upwards.
Veteran Venturer
Posts: 536
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » December 23rd, 2008, 12:40 pm

57. While Purple ropes don't make you go downwards without climbing/sliding without your body force, of course. :)
Trainee Trekker
Posts: 90
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » December 23rd, 2008, 1:07 pm

58. Hooks and Crowns can't be used as Boomerangs.
Veteran Venturer
Posts: 536
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » January 8th, 2009, 2:13 pm

59. Monkeys can't talk. (A.K.A., they can't say "Ow!").
Seeker of Secrets
Bananas received 2
Posts: 854
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » January 8th, 2009, 3:01 pm

60. Crocodiles cannot fly or have their own airship.
Trainee Trekker
Posts: 90
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » May 21st, 2009, 4:20 pm

61. If you slam the ground, a banana bunch won`t pop out
On Probation
Posts: 179
Joined: 2009

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » May 27th, 2009, 12:54 pm

62. You don't come out of a treehouse KABOOMY way.
Trainee Trekker
Posts: 90
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » May 27th, 2009, 2:40 pm

63. Monkeys can`t jump on dragonflies to safely get to another place
On Probation
Posts: 179
Joined: 2009


Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » June 11th, 2009, 3:27 am

65. Bees aren't 100 ft. tall (King Zing Sting)
On Probation
Posts: 179
Joined: 2009

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » June 19th, 2009, 12:33 pm

66. Collecting stars does not make a token appear.
Seeker of Secrets
Bananas received 2
Posts: 854
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SmudgeKWOOD » June 20th, 2009, 4:14 am

67. Stars don't float where you can grab them
On Probation
Posts: 179
Joined: 2009

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Lanky Kong » June 29th, 2009, 10:14 am

68.Crocodiles Can´t spin with 2 Helicopters wings
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 10
Posts: 84
Joined: 2009

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby JadeRoseofChaos » July 3rd, 2009, 12:36 pm

69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.
Tourist
Posts: 36
Joined: 2009

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » July 4th, 2009, 1:51 am

70. Tires used for bouncing.
71. Halves of tires in the ground that still can bounce people.
Veteran Venturer
Posts: 536
Joined: 2008

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby teh epicnes » August 18th, 2010, 5:07 am

72. Popping a balloon dosen't give you a 2nd life.
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 2
Posts: 83
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby DK4Ever » August 18th, 2010, 5:14 am

73. If a Gorilla or Monkey step on a beetle, it won't just flip over and try to get up.
Treasure Hunter
Posts: 496
Joined: 2008



Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby teh epicnes » September 26th, 2010, 3:20 pm

76 And getting four dosen't give you a 2nd life.
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 2
Posts: 83
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » October 22nd, 2010, 6:09 am

77. You can't swim through walls in the ocean floor.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Markster » October 27th, 2010, 4:18 pm

78. Cats can't spin monkeys and throw them in the air.
Expedition Leader
Bananas received 37
Posts: 1050
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » October 28th, 2010, 7:55 am

79. Metal swords can't levitate out of lava on their own and can not go into lava without burning.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby teh epicnes » November 27th, 2010, 1:51 am

80. Jumping into a barrel with a picture of an animal on it doesn't turn you into that animal.
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 2
Posts: 83
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 27th, 2010, 4:30 pm

81. Walking an animal past a sign does not turn it into prizes.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Master clyde super » December 24th, 2010, 4:07 pm

82.There are no toy factories ran by crocs that have a giant jack-in-the-box that you need to feed banannas to a giant pig by having them magicly float into his/her mouth to get to and elecute then getting a giant key to unlockc a giant croc that ends up trippin o a rock and landon a giant crocs airshipe,slamming it into the ground so you can face the croc in a boxxing match. ME> :oops:
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 2
Posts: 53
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Mayo » January 9th, 2011, 10:55 pm

83: Collecting 100 bananas won't give you another life.
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 4
Posts: 92
Joined: 2011

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 10th, 2011, 2:45 am

84: An ape will not die at the touch of a wandering beaver.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Mayo » January 10th, 2011, 5:52 pm

85: There are no giant shiny colourful gumballs at the end of a temple, which will not open up a golden temple when 8 of them are collected.
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 4
Posts: 92
Joined: 2011

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Piper » January 11th, 2011, 3:05 am

86: Amusement parks (Krazy Kremland) aren't built in the middle of huge beehives.
Tourist
Posts: 21
Joined: 2011

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 11th, 2011, 9:56 am

87. Bee hives are not designed as natural mazes.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Master clyde super » January 11th, 2011, 11:19 am

88: There are no bramble bunches that are big anough for monkeys to transferce .
89: In said bramble bunches, there are no giant bees or floating barrels.
90: If a Krocadile were to pick up metal barrel , they would not shoot barrels that would float continuity in a stait line.
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 2
Posts: 53
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Mayo » January 13th, 2011, 1:21 pm

91: You cannot punch the moon into a volcano to make it rain bananas.
Trainee Trekker
Bananas received 4
Posts: 92
Joined: 2011

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 13th, 2011, 3:28 pm

92: You cannot climb grassy areas on the ceiling and expect grass to be strong enough support your weight.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 20th, 2011, 9:34 am

JadeRoseofChaos wrote:69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.


No, they just sit there.

93. Dead monkeys can't return as a ghost to visit their family and help them out when needed.
Expedition Leader
Bananas received 18
Posts: 1112
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SimianSegue » May 22nd, 2011, 9:25 am

94: Beavers don't come in four beautiful designer colors
95: Beavers can't jump 30 feet
Trailblazer
Bananas received 4
Posts: 260
Joined: 2011

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » May 23rd, 2011, 6:27 am

96: You can't expect a small jetpack to support a spider-monkey and a 300 pound ape.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby SimianSegue » May 23rd, 2011, 8:41 am

97: A rhino wouldn't let a fricking 250 pound ape ride it
98: Crock doesn't start with K
99: Giant Crocodiles don't wear pirate clothes and shoot cannon balls at you
100: A baby ape can't take down an evil mad scientist with just his fat body.
Trailblazer
Bananas received 4
Posts: 260
Joined: 2011

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 23rd, 2011, 1:23 pm

101. Giant crocodiles cannot be scientists.
Expedition Leader
Bananas received 18
Posts: 1112
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby HavocReaper48 » May 24th, 2011, 1:48 pm

102: Crocodiles cannot organize a military and use them to overthrow an ape and his nephew via a series of sabotages and plot twists. (gosh I love this game)

103: An ostrich cannot support the weight of a 300 pound ape and a spidermonkey, let alone fly a distance.
Veteran Venturer
Bananas received 2
Posts: 500
Joined: 2010

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 25th, 2011, 9:04 am

104. Monkeys and crocodiles cannot have a proper education.
Expedition Leader
Bananas received 18
Posts: 1112
Joined: 2010




PreviousNext

Return to Forum Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests