500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

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500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » October 27th, 2008, 8:57 am

Topic says almost all. Here are the rules:

1. You may only post 1 thing every post
2. You may only post 1 thing every 12 hours
3. It must be something impossible in real life :roll:
4. It must be in atleast one of the games in the DKC trilogy

I think you get the idea. I'll start out:

1. Barrels can't blast you somewhere.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Raccoon Sam » October 27th, 2008, 9:11 am

Technically everything done in the DKC series is impossible in real life.
Like breathing underwater.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby BlueTronic » October 27th, 2008, 9:56 am

How about something a little more challenging... like 500 things in DKC that are possible in real life. :roll:
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » October 27th, 2008, 10:14 am

2. Oil Barrels don't shoot out animals

3. Animals in crates won't be controlled by you if jumped on.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » October 28th, 2008, 8:50 am

Kong-Fu wrote:How about something a little more challenging... like 500 things in DKC that are possible in real life. :roll:


That's probably impossible...

4. Bananas can't float in mid air.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Angry Sun » October 28th, 2008, 10:06 am

6. Gorillas don't have Banana Hoards.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » October 29th, 2008, 7:31 am

7. You can't find several types of Barrels in a jungle.

EDIT: 'K
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Angry Sun » October 29th, 2008, 7:41 am

gamer_boy997 wrote:Topic says almost all. Here are the rules:

1. You may only post 1 thing every post


Um, The Guy...*points to 1.*
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Gnawzooka » October 29th, 2008, 4:52 pm

gamer_boy997 wrote:
Kong-Fu wrote:How about something a little more challenging... like 500 things in DKC that are possible in real life. :roll:


That's probably impossible...

I could probably do it, but it would have stupid and obvious thinks like how it's possible to move your left leg, and that butterflies can indeed fly.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » October 30th, 2008, 1:36 am

9. Spiders aren't as big as Squitter or Arich.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby edevore » October 30th, 2008, 4:28 am

hooks and objects can not hang in mid air.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » October 30th, 2008, 7:10 am

11. Parrots don't shoot eggs from their mouthes.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Angry Sun » October 30th, 2008, 10:54 am

^ Should be 12.

13. Crows don't hit Parrots with Bats. (You'd have to see the Box Art to DKC2 to get this.)
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby PotoGamer » October 30th, 2008, 11:44 am

14. Baby gorillas aren't about the size of an elephant.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Gnawzooka » October 30th, 2008, 5:31 pm

The Angry Sun wrote:13. Crows don't hit Parrots with Bats. (You'd have to see the Box Art to DKC2 to get this.)

I don't think Screech is a crow....
16. You can't hold your breath forever
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby BlueTronic » October 30th, 2008, 11:07 pm

17. Monkeys don't hump grey versions of themself.

18. You can't jump in Mine Carts

19. Monkeys don't have girlfriends

I could probably do it, but it would have stupid and obvious thinks like how it's possible to move your left leg, and that butterflies can indeed fly.

Not necessarily. For example,

Hot air balloons can fly higher if steam rises into them

You can ride mine carts down tracks

There really is a spiky clam-type fish that opens and closes to swim.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Angry Sun » October 31st, 2008, 12:22 am

Well actually...

Monkeys can have mates.
But their mates don't play Guitars.

20. Monkeys can't play Guitars.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » October 31st, 2008, 6:26 am

21. Bees can't grow up to the size of a younng monkey.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » November 5th, 2008, 10:58 am

23. Monkeys don't live in houses.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Swing King » November 5th, 2008, 12:28 pm

24. Krockodile Kings don't live in kastles.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Gnawzooka » November 5th, 2008, 5:24 pm

26. Krokodile doesn't even start with a k...
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Angry Sun » November 5th, 2008, 11:12 pm

27.A Rolling Monkey will not stop a Crocodile.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » November 6th, 2008, 6:57 am

28. Crocodiles never wear pirate clothing.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Swing King » November 6th, 2008, 12:14 pm

29. Nor do they use helicopter packs or wear labcaots.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » November 7th, 2008, 7:28 am

30. Monkeys don't venture through many places, uncluding pirate ships, pipes, and factories.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » November 8th, 2008, 7:01 am

(Finishing Gnawzooka's comment.) ...or be shoot from clams.

33. Monkeys don't play video games, mainly ones staring themselves.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » November 17th, 2008, 9:04 am

34. If you get hurt under water, you don't suddenly drop down to the ocean floor.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » November 17th, 2008, 9:28 am

35. Crocks don't make factories.

Mankind did it!

*Runs*
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby DK4Ever » December 2nd, 2008, 11:08 am

36. Jumping into floating Barrels that have a countdown. With no strings attached. Cannot Happen.

And wait a minute gamer_boy, animals do wear clothes *looks at himself* and then there was the chimpanzee with a sweater, and those people that dress their dogs. Poor dogs :(
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » December 2nd, 2008, 11:16 am

37. You can't turn into an animal buddy.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » December 2nd, 2008, 12:01 pm

38. Rocky monsters don't play "Red light, Green light"...

And they cease to exist...
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Kiddy14 » December 2nd, 2008, 12:08 pm

39.- You can't jump in mid-air when rolling off an edge.

40.- You can't float by spinning your ponytail.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » December 2nd, 2008, 12:18 pm

41. There is NO such thing as a giant beaver, bird, bee, etc.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Rodent » December 3rd, 2008, 8:30 pm

42. Last time I jumped on a crocodile, it didn't go ORK.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » December 4th, 2008, 6:51 am

43. Baby vultures and giant ones don't spit coconuts, while normal adult vultures don't throw them.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » December 4th, 2008, 7:49 am

44. Mine Carts can't go up without pushing it.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby kchrules » December 4th, 2008, 4:07 pm

45. Monkey's don't pull out boom boxes and start rapping after they've gone through some area.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Rodent » December 4th, 2008, 4:12 pm

46. Typically, monkeys can't satisfy a colour changing fish by feeding it fish instead of the fish just eating the monkeys.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby The Guy » December 5th, 2008, 2:52 am

47. Snowmen don't have hats as cannons.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby Donkey King » December 5th, 2008, 7:56 am

48. A saw can't cut up trees vertically.
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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

Postby gamer_boy997 » December 5th, 2008, 11:49 am

49. Green bananas don't suddenly vanish and appear.
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