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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 11th, 2011, 10:07 am

Because only cool people hang out on pirate ships.

What, you DON'T want to hang out on pirate ships?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 11th, 2011, 12:43 pm

Who said I didn't? Pirate ships are cool.

What is :idea: thinking of?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 12th, 2011, 6:50 am

Nothing, he never could think... after the accident *sniff*

And if you think pirate ships are cool, does that mean that you are a kremling in disguise?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 12th, 2011, 9:18 am

I'll answer your question with another question:

So what you're saying is, every single pirate in the world is a crocodile?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mayo » January 13th, 2011, 2:05 pm

Nope

Does that make Captain Jack Sparrow a crocodile? o-O
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 16th, 2011, 3:31 am

Yes. Yes I am. And before you ask, I am working for the Kremlings :D

So, if pirates are crocodilians, why is Captain Hook afraid of the crocodile?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » January 16th, 2011, 7:08 pm

It was a BIG crocodile that hasn't eaten anything but rocks for the last five years. That, and it made a funny noise.

If there's a next Super Smash Bros, what would your reaction be if King K Rool was going to be in it, and got replaced by Tiki Tong instead?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 18th, 2011, 1:37 am

I would never buy another nintendo anything, ever again.

Would it be neat if there was a game where DK and Mario had to work together to beat K. Rool and Bowser?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 18th, 2011, 9:02 am

Bestest game ever. That'd be like the awesomest thing since DKCR.

Would it be like Super Mario 64/Donkey Kong 64?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 18th, 2011, 9:38 am

Although I've not played Mario 64... DK 64 sucked pretty hard core... so I'd say that'd be the worstestestestestestestestestest game ever....

Does anybody else feel dizzy after reading that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » January 18th, 2011, 10:09 am

No.

Do you agree with it being the bestestestestestestestestestest game ever?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » January 18th, 2011, 1:37 pm

No, but it could end up as the weirdestestestestestestestestest.

Is there an unlockable character in this DK and Mario game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 19th, 2011, 6:58 am

Of course! The unlockable character is a weird combination between Diddy and Luigi.

Should we call it Luiddy or Digi?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 19th, 2011, 11:02 am

Neither. Luigi Kong.

But what about the other characters that are playable in Donkey Kong 64 and in Super Mario 64 DS?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 20th, 2011, 9:41 am

They spontaneously combust when you try to use them.

What if Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64 were made into one game? Would it be cool, or lame?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 21st, 2011, 3:01 pm

If the old Rare made it, sure.

Why does the new Rare suck so much?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 22nd, 2011, 2:16 am

Because Chris and Tim Stamper left... and they went to the dark side... a.k.a. Microsoft.

Why would a bear have a bird in his backpack?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 22nd, 2011, 3:28 am

He came prepared with a quick snack.

What just happened to :o ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 22nd, 2011, 3:51 am

Well, he just died. And we can't save him. How unfortunate...

Why does everything I love burn?

Spoiler!
(Homer Simpson quote)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 23rd, 2011, 5:08 am

I blame the economy.
Spoiler!
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy reference. "Why, every time we go to the mall, it burns down to the ground?"


Why is there only one Ice Cave level (Slipside Ride) in Donkey Kong Country?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » January 23rd, 2011, 9:38 am

because there can only be one.

What would happen if there were 2 ice caves in DKC?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 24th, 2011, 8:00 am

We could hear more of the ice cave music! Yay!

Does Retro hate the snow?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 25th, 2011, 7:48 am

Yes. Yes they do.

Do you think they pray to the Heat Miser (from Santa Clause is commin' to town)? And does anybody else hate me for referencing that movie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 27th, 2011, 4:41 am

Possibly, or to the TIKI GODS??? And movies references are OK. It made the question stupid.

is Anyway You Want It the way you need it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 27th, 2011, 9:57 am

Most definitely not.

And isn't it the point to ask a stupid question?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 28th, 2011, 4:05 pm

Only in this kind of thread.

Should I end this question with a :?:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 30th, 2011, 2:29 am

No, you'll break the internet if you do.

What would you do if they made a movie about Donkey Kong and the rest of the DK crew break-dancing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 30th, 2011, 10:54 am

Reeeeeeeeally corny.

Would there be a video game version?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 31st, 2011, 1:57 pm

Yes. And it would get worse ratings than the movie, no doubt.

What would make an even WORSE movie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 31st, 2011, 3:46 pm

A movie about Justin Beiber.

Not like that would happen...

...right?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 1st, 2011, 7:46 am

Of course not!

Why would ANYONE think (or even want) to make a movie about that kid?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 1st, 2011, 9:53 am

I would NEVER.

Should I of said "never"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 1st, 2011, 10:25 am

If I could type groaning, I would... This is my attempt:
GGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!

Did it get the point across? And why do I suddenly hate Justin Bieber even more?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 2nd, 2011, 2:23 pm

Because I said so!

Does the last thing you said even count as a question?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 3rd, 2011, 11:06 am

Seeing as I put like ten question marks in it, yup.

What makes Cranky Kong so cranky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 3rd, 2011, 1:27 pm

He drinks un-happy for breakfast.

How does one drink a feeling?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 3rd, 2011, 2:18 pm

Some hex/magic potions, of course.

Where does Cranky get those?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 4th, 2011, 7:31 am

His local Angry supply store, of course! It's like a hardware store that sells angry... and not hardware.

Does Candy Kong eat a lot of candy, and if she does, does she have bad teeth?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 4th, 2011, 8:02 am

Every day. She uses that teeth whitening stuff you see in commercials to keep up.

Would Candy make a good TV show host?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 6th, 2011, 2:26 am

No, but she'd be good for the chick on Wheel of Fortune. She could turn the letters.

If Candy talked, do you think she'd have a terrible voice just because she's pretty?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 6th, 2011, 3:30 am

I'll answer that with another question:

Do you mean all pretty people have bad voices?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 6th, 2011, 3:51 am

Yes.

Do you think that Justin Bieber was the reason that Funky turned into a blood-thirsty commando?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 8th, 2011, 1:13 pm

I think he was having his periods back then.

Can you believe the Steelers lost the super bowl?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 8th, 2011, 2:37 pm

Okay, now you're gonna get mad... I'm from Pittsburgh and I HATE football. I "watched" the game, but was mostly focused on the whole eating thing...

You still love me, though... right?! :'[
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 9th, 2011, 1:36 pm

:o ! I'm a New Yorker and I still watched and enjoyed it... But, sure, it's cool if you hate it and like eating ;)

Why so serious in a forum like this?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 9th, 2011, 2:23 pm

Because, if you knew... Pittsburghers are crazy about football... There were cops fckin' everywhere around southwestern PA this weekend. Three hundred extra city police officers were on duty, plus 100 from the Allegheny County Sheriff's Office, the county police, state police and Carnegie Mellon and Pitt university police, even thought the game was over 1,000 miles away...There were 160 people that worked in Allegheny County Jail that called off sick Superbowl weekend. Did I mention that Pittsburghers were crazyabout football? If only you, too could witness the madness...

Is it stupid that I just answered a single question with an entire paragraph?... I'll answer that now... Yes...

Who is the Kongs' fashion designer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 10th, 2011, 7:03 am

Candy Kong. She digs ties.

Is that when you KNOOOOOOOOOOW, that you're Halfway There?

(Halfway There?)
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