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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » March 31st, 2023, 2:54 pm

Because DK doesn’t share his bananas.

Did K.rool share the banana board with his army to eat? Including gnawties and neckies, not just kremlings. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2023, 7:32 am

No, but he may have planted some in the Lost World.

Were the natural wildlife of DK Island tamed after DKC?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 1st, 2023, 7:39 am

Yes, because DK shares now.

Why do kong letters give you an extra life? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2023, 8:15 am

The Kongs gain a bit more hope after seeing their family name.

What happens when Tiny stands in a cave?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 1st, 2023, 8:17 am

She gets cuddled by foxes.

What happens when during a dark and stormy night, a kremling guards the kremling banana hoard?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2023, 8:20 am

Some Kongs may play tricks on him or her.

Why is DK Island so beautifully haunting?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 1st, 2023, 8:22 am

Diddy told me once, but I don't remember.

Is Diddy a better videogame hero than DK is now?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2023, 8:27 am

I'd say they're equal.

Why does Dixie return to the flowers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 1st, 2023, 8:29 am

to fall asleep.

Is Ellie friends with the other animal buddies? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2023, 8:31 am

Yes, and she never fights Rambi either.

Would Rambi and Parry make a good action movie team?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 1st, 2023, 8:33 am

Yes. But not if they were in stampede sprint. With rambi that would be easy!

Do kremlings celebrate christmas? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2023, 12:45 pm

They must, although they probably like Krampus.

Did Wrinkly discover immortality in DKC3?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 1st, 2023, 2:51 pm

Aren’t all of the kongs immortal?

Is Dixie or Diddy’s idling animation cooler? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 3rd, 2023, 4:25 pm

If we're talking about DKC2, then Diddy's is.

Would Funky ever be the final boss for the Kremlings, somewhat like he was in DK64?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 3rd, 2023, 4:36 pm

Maybe.

Are squawks and expresso both birds of a feather?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 3rd, 2023, 5:08 pm

That's why they flock together.

Could Dixie survive the flower ladies, or would they defeat her?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 3rd, 2023, 5:58 pm

It depends whether or not she wants to be subdued.

Who is the meanest boss in DKC3?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 4th, 2023, 12:53 pm

Bleak, although Barbaros might be a better choice.

Would you stop playing a game if it made you break someone's heart to progress?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 4th, 2023, 1:34 pm

Probably.

Is Cranky the most developed character? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 4th, 2023, 3:01 pm

He's definitely the oldest.

How much food do you eat when playing a DKC game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 4th, 2023, 3:28 pm

Bananas!

Would K.rool be good at being an actor. Consider all of the guises he takes in the games. Plus, he's able to play on both sides. (against the kongs, for the kongs, etc) :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 4th, 2023, 4:08 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if he was acting the whole time.

What is that noise Klobber makes when emerging supposed to represent?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 4th, 2023, 5:35 pm

Anger, confusion, surprise, maybe all of the above?

Why does Klump's head hurt so much when Diddy jumps on him? :headache: :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 5th, 2023, 12:52 pm

Diddy cannot defeat Klump with a jump, but that still hurts.

Will we ever hug Parry, or will he always be flying away from us?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 5th, 2023, 1:16 pm

Parrylel lines never meet. Then they're perpendicular. Is Parry going to become the perpendicular bird?

Are there perpendicular birds?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 6th, 2023, 12:58 pm

Yes, and they all include the birds that fly into people.

Would Tiny make a great witch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 6th, 2023, 1:48 pm

Maybe. But we know that she's great at many other things!

Why does Chunky point to Tiny even when she isn't there? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mattrizzle » April 7th, 2023, 2:48 am

Chunky has poor peripheral vision, and he hears voices even when no one's around...

Do Tiny, Tooty (from Banjo-Kazooie), and Pipsy (from Diddy Kong Racing) know each other?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 7th, 2023, 11:50 am

They’ve met.

Is Drumstick a farmer as well as a racer? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 7th, 2023, 1:05 pm

He definitely has the build to be one.

Is Cheato Gregg Mayles?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 7th, 2023, 1:12 pm

Who's Cheato? Is that from Banjo-Tooie? If so, then maybe. Gregg Mayles is silly, though. Or at least from the interviews.

Is the Dave Wise Five any good? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 7th, 2023, 3:18 pm

I don't know who they are, but I'd say so.

Why does Chunky seem so intelligent?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 7th, 2023, 3:32 pm

Because Kiddy is bound to be one of the biggest geniuses in kong history.

Is the gas from DKC2 the same as in DKC3 in the pools? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 7th, 2023, 3:45 pm

They operate the same, although Dixie and Kiddy swim in the pools.

Does corn grow on DK Island?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 8th, 2023, 11:04 am

Yes, and many fun events happen in them too.

Why do I remember Rattly and Squitter having girlfriends?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 8th, 2023, 11:20 am

I don't know. But you said you were writing a story about Squitter's girlfriend at one point.

Is Diddy a good juggler? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 8th, 2023, 12:18 pm

He never misses.

What does Dixie drink while Diddy juggles?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 8th, 2023, 3:21 pm

Apple juice. But Rare might have a different opinion. Maybe fresh-squeezed banana juice, though.

Is Lanky a clown? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 9th, 2023, 11:05 am

Yes, although not the scary or sad kind.

Should I refrain from asking about Parry?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 9th, 2023, 12:39 pm

No.

Are the Misty Mountains very misty or very snowy? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 9th, 2023, 1:00 pm

Yes.

Why is Kiddy ready for anything?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 10th, 2023, 6:20 am

Because he is built for spontaneity.

Do you think I only know about video games and chess? I’m worried that’s how I come across.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 10th, 2023, 11:37 am

We don't need to know everything about you.

What will happen this week?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 10th, 2023, 12:08 pm

Parry will head to the Southern Kremispheres.

What will he find there? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 11th, 2023, 1:32 pm

Reverse Parry, who I guess flies under people instead of over.

Is that what Reverse Parry would do?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 11th, 2023, 2:18 pm

Yes.

Is there such a thing as reverse handslapping? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 12th, 2023, 5:40 am

It's the hand that slaps back.

Do the banana fairies treat the banana birds like animal buddies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » April 12th, 2023, 11:00 am

No, as friends.

How did the banana birds and the queen get imprisoned? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 12th, 2023, 3:16 pm

K. Rool was taking his plans seriously then.

Is Parry a baby Booty Bird?
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