Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kimi Kong » March 15th, 2012, 1:14 pm

Cooler glasses, a smexy goatie and about 3 and a half hours of sleep.

Why are you worried about :geek: and :ugeek: ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 17th, 2012, 12:27 pm

I'm not, but someone has to say something dumded.

Where is my strawberry?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kimi Kong » March 17th, 2012, 2:18 pm

In this bottle of lube.

You still want the strawberry?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » March 19th, 2012, 10:15 am

I 'unno.

DUCK, YOU TURKEY!

Why should you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 19th, 2012, 1:04 pm

Because the guy who said, "Turkey, you duck!" was fired.

Where did you come from?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » March 20th, 2012, 6:40 am

My mother.

Have you seen Captain N: The Game Master?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 21st, 2012, 1:02 pm

I AM Captain N.

Have you replaced Kimi Kong?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » March 22nd, 2012, 8:11 am

I don't write fanfics, so no.

Have you replaced Phyreburnz?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 25th, 2012, 1:49 pm

I'm not a full-fledged woman like she is, so no.

Where's my cinammon roll?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » March 26th, 2012, 8:42 am

Thank you Super Luigi! But your cinnamon roll is in another castle!

WHY ISN'T WALUIGI IN MARIO KART 7???!!!!???!!!?! GRBBRFGBRBGFRBFGBRFBBGRGBRBFBBRG
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 26th, 2012, 1:30 pm

In the last Mario Kart, he stole one of the karts, so the Mario Kart Staff banned him from racing.

What do you think when I say, "Pull my banana out! Do it now, before it get's stolen!" ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » March 27th, 2012, 7:02 am

I don't know.

Where is your banana, and why will it get stolen?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 29th, 2012, 12:35 am

"BECAUSE I JUST GOT SOME CHEESE!"

Where's the DKC Atlas restroom?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » March 30th, 2012, 6:21 am

OVA DERE!

Wait, where is "there"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » March 30th, 2012, 12:09 pm

Up the elevator, right past Kimi Kong's Room.

Wait, DO we have rooms on the Atlas?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kimi Kong » March 31st, 2012, 2:18 pm

It beats the bananas out of me.

What kind of soap does the DKC Atlas restroom have?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » April 1st, 2012, 3:27 am

Banana scented.

What's worse than a papercut?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kimi Kong » April 1st, 2012, 3:34 am

A bruised banana.

What's the one thing thats worse than a bruised banana?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 1st, 2012, 12:56 pm

That moment when you reach for the banana and then a girl (or boy) suddenly falls on you with a wierd look on her (his) face, and then proceeds to chase you all over the house until you take a shower, in which she (he) suddenly jumps out of a window, lands on another person, and starts the whole process over again with that new person.

Was that a dumb enough answer for you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kimi Kong » April 1st, 2012, 1:03 pm

Eh, i've seen dumber.

Do you even know where i quoted that from?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 1st, 2012, 3:38 pm

Cranky Kong maybe.

Where the hell have I been!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kimi Kong » April 1st, 2012, 4:11 pm

Who cares? Your back!

But where HAVE you been?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 1st, 2012, 4:15 pm

I don't know!

What's wrong with Cranky? It's like he needs some...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kimi Kong » April 1st, 2012, 4:39 pm

He needs a hug by a homosexual.

Where did my DK coin go?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 2nd, 2012, 10:27 am

What do you think the homosexual is using as bait?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 3rd, 2012, 1:43 pm

A cleverly submitted answer by Chibisai Kong?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 8th, 2012, 9:44 am

Why the he'll have our last answers been questions?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 8th, 2012, 1:15 pm

Because they were both the question and the answer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » April 12th, 2012, 10:20 am

Yeah, that's right.

Are you glad I broke the c-c-c-combo?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 12th, 2012, 12:45 pm

Y-y-yes, bec-cause i-i-i-it's mm-m-m-much eas-s-s-s-sier t-t-t-to t-t-t-type now-w-w-w-w.

D-d-d-does this-s-s-s-s ann-n-n-n-noy y-y-y-you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » April 12th, 2012, 2:52 pm

Not really. Douglas does it all the time and like I already said he likes to troll me.

What do you think of me writing a Big Bang Theory fanfic?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » April 13th, 2012, 2:27 pm

Knowing you, there would be much death and Donkey would be God.

Are you considering writing a fic?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » May 13th, 2012, 10:14 am

Well of course.

Why does ThinkGeek sell the best stuff I've ever seen?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 13th, 2012, 12:58 pm

Because you and he are one and the same.

What took you so long to reply?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » May 26th, 2012, 2:31 am

Beats (0) me.

Why is Sky Highway L like Rainbow Road, but not rainbowy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 26th, 2012, 4:14 pm

Because of pretzels?

What is this horse doing here?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » May 27th, 2012, 9:33 am

He wants a pretzel.

Will you give him one?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 27th, 2012, 12:49 pm

Only if he has the peanut butter.

Who dropped the lotion?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » June 8th, 2012, 8:49 pm

The potion dropped the lotion in the ocean. That's my notion.

What would the plot of Donkey Kong Country 420 be?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 9th, 2012, 11:53 am

Stay true to your name and play it so you can tell us.

^When did he show up?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » June 19th, 2012, 9:24 am

An alien virus fell to Earth and then - oh wait, that's Deoxys.

Why do I like boots?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » July 12th, 2012, 3:59 am

Why are tacos not given attention as much as french fries?
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