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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 11th, 2010, 8:00 am

T'would make a bitchin' sequel!

Do you think that DK was mad that K. Rool wasn't in the game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » December 11th, 2010, 9:11 am

No. The only thing he was mad about was the insanely hard levels.
Will Retro end up starting a Kremling VS Tiki war since they made DKCR?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 11th, 2010, 9:15 am

Most definitely.

Where would the epic battle take place?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 11th, 2010, 9:17 am

Hijack one of Nasa's space shuttles.

Which one should they take?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » December 11th, 2010, 12:14 pm

It dosen't matter.
Where in space will this war be?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 12th, 2010, 1:59 am

Saturn, of course! Where else?!

So, what would K. Rool's power be this time (king, pirate, mad scientist, boxer... now what)?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 12th, 2010, 5:28 am

They're going back to the classics. He's a king-pirate.

So, basically, Crocodiles vs. Tikis in SPACE?! What kind of DK game is this?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 12th, 2010, 6:06 am

THE MOST EPIC OF ALLLLLL DK GAMES!

Why did I caps lock that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 12th, 2010, 4:23 pm

You felt like it.

What does the scouter say about his power level?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 13th, 2010, 2:16 am

He/she says it's amazing.

How many different worlds will there be?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 13th, 2010, 5:40 am

My guess: OVER 9000!!!!!

Was I right?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Monkeyshrapnel » December 13th, 2010, 7:06 am

Wrong, there's 9001




How could we handle the awesomeness of this?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 13th, 2010, 9:15 am

By eating lots and lots of bananas.

Why do bananas help?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 14th, 2010, 7:15 am

In the Donkey Kong world, bananas are the solution to everything.

How can you call yourself a Donkey Kong fan and not know that???
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 14th, 2010, 7:46 am

Because I was expecting bananas to hold some sort of super-awesome power that doesn't just involve potassium.

Well, what about the golden bananas? Do they hold some sort of super-awesome power?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Master clyde super » December 14th, 2010, 1:51 pm

No, cause they don't exist.

Why doesn't Diddys donut appear in this game withh his awesome-powerness? :shock: :?:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 15th, 2010, 11:02 am

Because I said so.... and golden bananas totally exist....

How else would DK make grillz for his teeth for the DK rap in DK 64?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 15th, 2010, 2:09 pm

... umm... sure?

Is it just me, or do the people that wear grillz look like they have hella bad teeth?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 18th, 2010, 4:58 am

Why don't you ask a person who wears grillz? (answer/question)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Monkeyshrapnel » December 18th, 2010, 5:03 am

Because they look like they have bad teeth!




Could this create an endless loop?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » December 18th, 2010, 2:30 pm

No. They will make me look like I have bad teeth.

Do YOU wear grillz?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 19th, 2010, 1:57 am

No. They are gross.

Why do rappers wear grillz?

(I've decided to stay away from the endless loop for now, but should it come up next time...)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 20th, 2010, 3:49 am

Because Ovenz aren't in style.

What makes this question stupid?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Monkeyshrapnel » December 20th, 2010, 4:15 am

Because you smell :lol:



Why are balloon's extra lives?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kingizor » December 20th, 2010, 4:57 am

Because when you die from falling off a cliff or something, you can use the balloon to fly back to the beginning of the level, or if you die from getting hit, you can use the helium inside the balloon as a temporary painkiller, which lasts long enough to get you back to the start of the level.


Why are balloons floating around almost everywhere you go?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 20th, 2010, 12:21 pm

Because, you know the guy on the movie "Up"? Yeah, he flew right over DK island.

Why would his balloons just happen to be monkey head shaped?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 21st, 2010, 6:58 am

They were on sale.

What was the discount?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 21st, 2010, 9:28 am

101% off.

In what other mysterious ways are Up and DKC related?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » December 21st, 2010, 10:15 am

In Up, Russel accidentally throws his Wilderness Explorer GPS out the window. It landed on DK Isle, where the Kongs picked it up. This is why DK and Diddy seemed to always know where to travel.

In what other mysterious way is DKC related to any other of the Pixar movies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 21st, 2010, 10:18 am

King K. Rool was banished from the Monstropolis.

Are there more Pixar/DK relations?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 23rd, 2010, 2:21 pm

Madagascar takes place in a jungle.

Does that count?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 5th, 2011, 2:54 am

I don't think that counts... it's a Dreamworks picture, not a Pixar....

Why don't you know your movies?!

P.s. sorry for the long wait to reply, I've been gone a week on vacation
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 6th, 2011, 10:12 am

Because I don't see childrens movies that much :P

Is this distracting?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 7th, 2011, 10:34 am

Is what distra-

Is THIS more distracting because of the capslock?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 7th, 2011, 11:25 am

No, my post came first and you stole my idea :P

Why do Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong die from landing in water in DKCR?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 7th, 2011, 12:19 pm

Well, you'd forget to swim too if you hadn't done it in 14-15 years!

Or do you think it's because they don't want to get their fur wet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 9th, 2011, 3:43 am

Nah, they've been burned, crushed, and soaked in tar. I doubt water will freak them out.

How come :lol: is laughing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 9th, 2011, 4:35 am

Because :lol: is crazy!

If you were stuck in a room with Justin Bieber, the Jonas Brothers, and Miley Cyrus, only armed with your bare hands, who would you kill first (and suicide ISN'T an option)?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Piper » January 9th, 2011, 10:44 am

Stab Bieber (with my fingernails, which are sharp) then run 150 miles an hour!

Why can't I beat Very Gnawty?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » January 9th, 2011, 10:54 am

Because you are the opposite of Gnawty... Ytwang...

Is it just me, or does the pronunciation of Gnawty backwards sound/look wrong?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 9th, 2011, 12:01 pm

Nah, looks more Asian to me.

Why does the Donkey Kong series commonly replace "C" with "K" for no explanation?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mayo » January 9th, 2011, 10:40 pm

Because the students at Kong Kollege aren't taught how to spell, they have the worst spelling bee competitions ever.

What's DK's IQ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Mayo » January 10th, 2011, 5:44 pm

It's actually over 8000 according to the japanese version.

What are you eating?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Piper » January 11th, 2011, 3:00 am

Drinks.

I CAN HAZ HAMBURGER?????
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » January 11th, 2011, 10:05 am

No, but teh kettehs can.

How come K. Rool hangs out on a pirate ship?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Monkeyshrapnel » January 11th, 2011, 10:06 am

Cause he loves finding golden banana's.

How was Tiki Tong created?
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