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[Katastrophe Kong]

WOL ULT
Translated means LOL WUT, now find a lol wut pear, eat it and throw it up and feed it to a Pedo bear, it will get sick and turn into Dixie...

[SmudgeKWOOD]

...and you`ll turn into Diddy. Go back to the lost recording studio. You, Dixie, and Kiddy will remix the 5 songs you originally had to memorize the lyrics to. Rap the 5 songs, then you & Kiddy will switch bodies. Now drum for every single DKC2 & DKC3 song (Also remixes) USING THE DRUM SET DURGA SENT TO YOU. Hopefully, all the songs loaded onto the computer. Since Ridge_Plaza_G is still connected, all songs will instantly transfer & save onto your laptop. After that, all bodies will be back to normal, and you, yourself again, and Dixie & Kiddy`ll teleport to Jomingo`s hiding bush and...

[Katastrophe Kong]

...you'll have to chase them, go to Jomingo's Hiding Bush and defeat Jomingo (he has a health meter with 250 health points). You'll need to use your Freakachu and use Wonderbolt on the first few turns and then use Psycho Rage. After defeating Jo you'll get a key, open the invisible door by pouring water on it to make it visible. Inside you'll find Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy tied up, untie them to unlock them. They make any water enemy an animal buddy, go to Koopa beach the first level called Shuri Shores, ride the first Lockjaw up until you see a flimsy coral wall, switch to Krool and before you sink to the bottom of the level bash through the wall to find Posidon's Wand, return it too him in Cotton Top Coves secret level and Posidon will give you a big hug. Then you'll unlock Spongebob, go to Bikini Bottom and order a Krabby Patty. Eat it in less than 3 seconds or else you'll have to start the cheat all over again. Next...

[SmudgeKWOOD]

Before I pick up, I`d like to say that we don`t post DKC users on this so we can talk about killing them. If Jomingo read that... would you like some of Tiptup Jr.`s crunchberries?

...you have to go to Lenguin Lunge and blow it up. Then, use Freakachu`s lost move "Time Warp." This`ll launch your hammer-kong onto a planet called...

[Katastrophe Kong]

Silly me, I forgot to say that it was only Jomingo's Evil twin.

...Planet Crazy Tron, defeat the evil alien named Bob and steal his bucket, he will then say "No they be stealin' mah bucket!". The planet will blow up in less than 3 fourths of a milisecond and you have that exact time to excape or you'll have to speed run Jungle Climber 3 times in 5 minutes. Next, eat lego fruit snacks and poop bricks and throw them at Mr. Wilson's window...

[SmudgeKWOOD]

It`s O.K., :lol: but I have a feeling you meant THE Jomingo... You eaten those crunchberries yet?

...and steal his golf clubs and his dog by throwing hammers. Notice a crack in the floor. Use hammer kong to throw hammers at the crack to break it. Inside is the all new K. Rool, George K. Roolington. Defeat him only using hammer kong and freakachu. To beat him, each character has to...

[The Guy]

... taunt him by slapping their own arses.

After doing it for 200 minutes...

[SmudgeKWOOD]

Arse? Way to be clean, The Guy!

...he`ll get so bored he`ll commit suicide. Now take a time gear which is glued to the roof. You`ll need it later...
Now you know you need 4 more time gears. To get the next one, you must go to Qyzbud`s...

[Katastrophe Kong]

...Grandma's house, ask her to bake a batch of cookies, feed those cookies to the Cookie monster, the boss of Chocolate Island. He will burp up baby head, take the baby head and throw in into the volcano of Mt. Lavalava and it will explode, sending you to the hidden cow level. Milk 5 cows in a row and...

[SmudgeKWOOD]

...throw the fatest one at the wall. YOU MUST OF MILKED ALL THE COWS, OR YOU HAVE TO START ALL OVER. The wall wil crack, and you'll get the next time gear.
Now, arrange a time you can appear on the show "Good Eats." Cook with him, and at the end of the show, sneek out and find the time gear at...

[CoolStyleE]

GRAMMAR CORRECTION FOR SMUDGE: It should be... "Find the time gear behind..."
His turkey painting. Now, go to Bethpage State Park and get to the first tee. Walk up to the oh so famous sign (WARNING - The black course is an extremly difficult course which we only recommend for highly skilled golfers) and...

[SmudgeKWOOD]

...Throw a bomb at the sign and a cave should appear. Go in and press: LRXXXXXXYYYYYYYABABBBYXBAYB→←↑↓↑←→↑↓↓↓←→→↑↓→↑←↓LRXXXYAAAABBBBBP.
This should get you one of the 20 orange birds you`ll need.
Go the the very back of the cave and use Freakachu`s Time Warp. It should malfunction and put a hole in the ground. It should reveal a time gear. IF A TIME GEAR DOESN`T APPEAR, YOU MUST START ALL OVER. Now, go outside of the cave and go to the green at hole 1 for one of the other 19 birds left. All birds are at Bethpage Black. IF YOU SKIP THE ORANGE BIRDS, YOU`LL BE KILLED AND HAVE TO START NOT ONLY THE CHEAT, BUT YOUR LIFE OVER. You now must...

I suggest searching "Bethpage State Park Black Course to help you respond.

[JadeRoseofChaos]

You now must...

divide by zero. Upon doing this you will be revived. However, you will be revived in the parallel dimension of "Minus World." When you wake up, you will be in an underground cavern... and it smells like dogpoop...

Soon, right before your about to faint, a GINORMUS creature comes out of the lava below. It is this dimension's version of RICKROLL! To defeat him, you must recite the DK Rap... backwards...

After defeating the RICKROLL, he will spit out a leprechaun. It will ramble something about a way out being your reward. DON'T TAKE THE REWARD!!!! It's a trap! I'm sure you're wondering what kind of trap, but trust me, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

Spoiler!

He forces you to listen to an endless loop of Barney songs

Instead, ask him for a map.

Then he will give you a map and proceed to explode.

Then you go...

[CoolStyleE]

...And, with Candy, Chunky, & Funky, perform "By the Time To Get To Arizona" [CLEAN] by Public Enemy. One person will cheer so hard, he chokes. While the guy chokes, use Time Warp yet again. If you don`t you suck- err, have to start all over. You`ll land in a huge tree back at Bethpage Black and 2 orange birds are hiding somewhere in the branches. Get 'em, slide down the tree, and...

[Katastrophe Kong]

look for the grain of grass of life. If you don't find it in less than 3 seconds you will be sent to world A-1, which is just what we wanted. Swim to your first bloober and use its tentacle to play jump rope, if you suceed you will be forced down a warp pipe to a toilet in colorado. Find someone whos name is...

[FefeRawft]

Dave the Cactus. Then you must use his spike to torture a Goomba until he give's you Diddy's Donut. Which you proceed to give beat Kiddy with, because he violated Dixie. Then you take the donut and....

[The Guy]

... play ring toss with it at Krazy Kremland.

You have to win a...

[FefeRawft]

bigger donut, which you continue to beat Kiddy with. You give it to Wrinkly, and she dies from choking on Kiddy's blood. Then you ride her over to Hyrule, and....

[The Guy]

... do the rain dance on Link's head while singing "Chocolate Rain."

It will rain chocolate, making the ghost of Wrinkly appear and...

[FefeRawft]

....ride Wrinkly back to DK Island, and steal Dixie's donut. Now you have three donuts. You use them to....

[The Guy]

... summon the most powerful being ever: A guinea pig.

Ride on the Guinea Pig the Mushroom Kingdom and let it destroy the entire location. When Mario comes you have to kill him before the Guinea Pig or else you'll have to do this all over again while reciting one of Shakespear's plays with a dummy until you get up to this point again.

Next...

[FefeRawft]

You cook the Guinea Pig and use it's meat as....

[The Guy]

... something to fill up its coffin dearing its funeral.

Next you have to get Banjo and Kazooie as allies again. After they rejoin you for 0.99 seconds you have to do a back flip. They'll remind you that you still have the Stop 'N' Swop Eggs (If you already knew this you didn't need to back flip). Anyway, make them follow you to the maze of the Pac Man games and pick out the... (Note: It has to be a Stop 'N' Swop Egg.)

[gamer_boy997]

...red egg, and use it to replace the red ghost. The red egg will then...

[The Guy]

...crack and out comes some red yolk. Eat it (after cooking it) and you will be granted the ability to teleport three times. First, you have to teleport to DK Island where you will find a helicopted on/in...

[Tiptup Jr.]

Syphilis, who actually gives you syphilis if you touch him, so you end up...

EDIT: Dammit, that was in response to the worm. Sorry.

[teh epicnes]

going to a place called Glitch Land, which is full of curruption, and there is game coding flying at you. to dodge it you must...

[KremKrawl]

Rename yourself "George," and create a clone of you named "Fred," then kill "Fred" with Charlie the Unicorn, and you must go on an epic quest to...

[teh epicnes]

find the lost multicolored extra life balloon. The balloon that shall grant you OVER 9000 lives. So to begin your quest, you must head to your loccal videogame store and buy DKCR. Once you get home, put the disc in the freezer, and wait 5 minutes. Then, put it in the wii, and a message should come up that says......

[HavocReaper48]

"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US", which upon viewing will activate The Bomb, and I hope you brought some extra lives because in order to avoid the blast, you must do a very risky stunt...

[Phyreburnz]

... that involves jumping a high dive in a tiny pool filled with Chomps and Chomps Jr's. Once surviving the tank you have to ride a Rambi until you reach...

[HavocReaper48]

...the Lost World of the original Donkey Kong Country, which the location itself ALSO involves an endless cheat which must of been done prior to every single thing stated here, if not you must finish the cheat to get Lost World in DKC1, then re-do the entire cheat from start, and when you get back to this point, you've made it to DKC's lost world which upon beating will get you...

[teh epicnes]

to the true final boss, Me! The two things I do are FIRI'N MAH LAZOR, and using my secret weapon, the most epic weapon in the history of everything.That weapon is called the pwnhammer. To defeat me, you have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...do a barrel roll to avoid the lazor and use your bombs wisely, which upon doing correctly will do OVER 9000 damage, not only causing a meme overlap but a large explosion, but luckily you DID recover the secret key from one of the secret bonus boss levels in DKC1's already secret lost world, right? If you did not, you need to re-do the enter cheat from start, seeing as you just died from the explosion. If you had the key, unlock the door in the far corner, GET OUT OF THERE!, and lock it. You now find yourself outside, you had just emerged out of one of the Manky Kongs' treehouses somehow!? And they're angry because they did not make it into DKC2. You must avoid their attacks by...

[Phyreburnz]

... Turning into Mario by using the OTHER secret endless cheat, and then fireball the crap outta those Manky Kongs. Once you defeat the endless onslaught of Mankys, you have to change into Kong, James Kong...(agent quadruple O 7) and stop King K. Rool from blowing up the world in the next twenty minutes. To do this you must ride a glass elevator (while dramatic music plays) to a room where you see a chair that spins around to reveal K. Rool. To defeat him, now, you have to...

[teh epicnes]

use yet another endless cheat to turn into me, and I play just like I do in boss form. So, now that you're me, throw the pwnhammer at K. Rool. This is the only way to beat him, and if you die, you have to restart the cheat, Next you will teleport to...

[Phyreburnz]

... the center of the earth. If you don't die from heat exhaustion, you must freeze the core of the earth. The purpose for freezing the center of the earth is...

[teh epicnes]

... to transform Krocodile Kauldron into Krocodile freezer, which is the ultra secret world that is more lost than the lost world. So, Go to Krocodile freezer, and beat the whole entire world. It's full of blind jumps and there are enemies spammed everywhere. The boss of this world is Frosty the Snowman. To beat him, you have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...summon Kerozene, the ultimate Kremling warrior who possesses two Kleevers, can breath fire, make earthquakes with his fists, and is huge. Of course, you can easily beat Frosty with Kerozene, hands down, if you had already beaten the other endless cheat to have Kerozene allied with you, and you must of already beaten K. Rool's Keep to access him in the first place (assuming only the more advanced GBA hardware system can handle a cheat this massive). If you did not have Kerozene allied with you, you will likely die and have to start over from the beginning. After summoning Kerozene, the resulting battle is so great that...

[teh epicnes]

...the game won't be able to take the awesomeness. As a result, the cartridge will blow up. Go on Ebay and buy a new copy, and it will mysteriously have your old save data on it! If you're using an emulator, then you won't have to do this, and the battle will continue. In the end of the battle, Kerozene breathes fire, and Krocodile Freezer turns back into krocodile kauldron, and Kerozene learns how to breathe ice. Now you can change krocodile kauldron into krocodile freezer whenever you want. Keep freezing and unfreezing it until.....

[HavocReaper48]

...the multi-colored life balloon is revealed! You will now start with 99 lives when you unlock Donkey Kong - unfortunately the game cannot handle over 100 lives, and because of this life counter overflow the game will then crash. This is unavoidable regardless if you're using the cartridge like a real DKC fan or using an emulator. If your game did not crash after a while of freezing and unfreezing, you did something wrong and you need to start all over.

After your crash, the game must be reset. You'll notice your file progress % has been changed to "-01%", which simply means you're getting somewhere with this cheat - once you unlock Donkey Kong you will have to start the game itself at the beginning. But you're still nowhere near done with the cheat. Start up your file and you'll get a cutscene of what's been happening back at DK Island ever since the game began. Things have gone crazy. With no DK around the animal kingdom has been getting unstable. You must answer a question - will you continue your quest to get DK, or go back home to restore order? (Make two separate answers for each choice)

[Phyreburnz]

...Either way, your cartridge will catch fire. Once it does, catch fire, you must roast marshmallows over said flames. One the marshmallow is a nice toasty golden-brown, it must be consumed immediately without you getting burned. If you do get burned, back to the beginning you go. If you succeed, however, your cartridge will be magically restored to being playable (it may still look a bit singed, but that's okay). You have to jam the cartridge into your NES (use butter or grease to slide it in gently), this time. By doing this, you will be able to create a new and secret save file. The save file should appear as random characters and look similar, but not exactly like, "@$*&^$!){]@#!". Oh, and the whole time you have been doing this cheat, you have to have your Nintendo 64 on with DK 64 in it, if you forgot to have that on, it's back to the beginning. Now comes the hard part. You have to hot swap the DK 64 cartridge into the NES and the DKC2 cartridge into the Nintendo 64. Once this is accomplished, you now have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...Replay DKC2 on the N64 from start to finish (as Diddy only) PERFECTLY, or else the cartridge will self-eject and you'll need to start the game over again (don't worry, you don't need to re-do the entire cheat, just the playing DKC2 on N64 perfect part). If you did not have DK64 fully 100% complete when you put it in the SNES it will not work and you need to restart the entire cheat. If DK64 was fully completed and inserted in the SNES, you will get a secret password,

UYO LODC'UTN OULKCN A LYEHKEO!

When you finish DKC2, Cranky Kong will, instead of ranking you along Nintendo characters, will give you only one chance to guess what he thinks of your chances of unlocking DK. If you get this crucial part wrong, even if you do not save, you will not ever get the chance to unlock DK on that game ever. Donkey Kong will be permanently disabled on the game if you get this wrong, and your only hope to get him now is to get a different cartridge and start over. Of course, decoding the password, you do know to say...

ooo, a secret decoding puzzle thingy. Things are getting more secretive. Can you handle it?

[teh epicnes]

...YOU COULDN'T UNLOCK A KEYHOLE.(Oh, yeah. I haz teh skillz)To prove him wrong, take out your keys and unlock the door to your house. Once you do this, Cranky will turn into a giant robotic chickenfishdog, and is yet another secret boss. To defeat it you have to...

[Phyreburnz]

...have a heart attack. Once he does this, you must resuscitate him. To successfully do this, you must find a hamster and a generator to power the defibrillator... and possibly some hamster treats. When Cranky comes back, the first thing he says is another code; that code is...

[teh epicnes]

...PWN. Go to Bramble blast, and run right into the brambles and kill yourself. A menu should pop up. Select the tab called "roflcoptersalad." and type this code in. It will unlock a new world called....

[Phyreburnz]

"Inside Phyreburnz's oven", which is literally inside my oven... which is currently filled with baking chocolate chip cookies. The point of going inside the oven is to...

[teh epicnes]

...steal a cookie. Eat the cookie, and continue on to the 1st level: Baked coaster carnage, a roller coaster level on top of cakes, and other things that can be cooked in an oven.While you're on the coaster, watch out for the...

[Phyreburnz]

... chick with the spatula that's trying to get out the baked goods before they get monkey feets all over them. Oh no! Now the oven is going up to 450 degrees! To escape this face-melting heat, you must...

[HavocReaper48]

...wear the heat-proof equipment you brought with you. If you don't have said equipment, you will die. If you survive the heat wave, the cookies will be burnt from heat exposure, thus non are editable. Hurry and make a run for the escape portal! It's inside one of the cookies! Use your X-Ray goggles you should of brought with you to find it quicker, if you take too long the portal could disappear. Once you enter the portal, you will be back home on Donkey Kong Island. However, you need to get back to Crocodile Isle! In order to get back there...