I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
That is, until I found this guy on YouTube (which was shortly after my previous post) and I found he's just some kid. I actually discussed this with CFH, which was how he got here and posted.
I was going to wait a few hours and then lock this, but it's already locked now. An excerpt from my AIM discussion with CFH:
Yeah, as Jomingo stated, you need to shape up, or you won't be here long.