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[HavocReaper48]

...a pirate sword, courtesy of Mr. X for including him so many times in this cheat. The map says to go into a dark cave and defeat the space Kritters! Have player two carry the Orange Life Balloon to illuminate your path through the cave as you take down each Kritter using your sword. Your reward for doing this is...

[Phyreburnz]

... Vanilla Jelly Beans. Use these to feed to your blob (The one that you brought with you through the entire cheat... the one from the game "A boy and his blob".) Now you'll have a fashionable umbrella. But don't you dare whistle, or your blob will go back to blob-form. Use the umbrella to...

[HavocReaper48]

...float across gaps like Mary Poppins. Kinda how Dixie can float but you can go up freely. You need to float up to the top of a mountain. With a mysterious rock carving of a Kremling head engraved on the top. Enter to find a gray Krusha! Uh oh. You don't see any barrels around to throw, and Rambi's nowhere to be found. You must instead defeat it by...

[Phyreburnz]

... pulling the pencil sharpener out of your pocket. Sharpen your blob umbrella to a nice pointy point. Now is a good time to remember those fencing lessons... Once you've defeated the grey crusha, you now must...

[HavocReaper48]

...go over the mountain to the next point on the map; a large ocean. Good thing there's still water levels in the old Donkey Kong Country games! Swim down and find Enguarde's crate. Use him to navigate better and make your way to an underwater volcano. You need to swim inside to find a...

[Phyreburnz]

... Jiggy. Now you need, to yet again, hot swap with Banjo-Kazooie. Doing this will give Banjo a golden banana. Hot swap again to DK 64. Doing this should replace Tiny with Dixie. Use Dixie to...

[HavocReaper48]

...Helicopter glide across a gap Tiny could not cross. On the other side awaits the Jiggly! Use it for...

[Phyreburnz]

... yet another secret. Dixie needs to melt it down and make a giant Rareware symbol. Reach inside your tv and grab said symbol. Place the symbol in a conveniently-sized port on your old school Nintendo. This will activate...

[HavocReaper48]

... a game of Donkey Kong Country 4! Though, it's on the old school NES, so it's pretty limited. Beat the game and you will be shown a password. Enter this password...

[Phyreburnz]

... "Make a Monkey out of Me." This password will activate the camera you installed on your NES. It will take a photograph of you, and make you a character in the DKC4 game (You will look like a monkey). You're going to have to beat DKC4 in under an hour using only one life. You now have to choose your attack. You choose...

[HavocReaper48]

...The DONKEY PUNCH! He recently used this attack in DK Country Returns at the end, also in Super Smash Bros. Use the attack to finish off K. Rool. Also, take his crown. Present this crown to Klubba. He will see you are worthy of entering the Forever Lost World! Though when you do, the FLW will no longer be lost for all eternity, and thus a paradox ensues. This results in...

[Phyreburnz]

... The world becoming the Rocky Horror Picture Show. So now you have to go buy some women's underwear. Good for you. Diddy is now wearing women's underwear and has a new attack: The Time Warp. It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips, you bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane, Let's do the Time Warp again! You now have to hot swap whatever cartridge you're playing now to DKC 3. You now unlocked Diddy. He's stuck on Time-Warp Mode. Take him immediately to what would have been K. Roolenstein. Now he's K. Roolenferter. Time Warp dance all over the place to beat him. Now you must...

[HavocReaper48]

... finish off the rest of the bosses. Then, collect all the DK Coins to use the gyrocopter to fly up to the highest point of K3. Use your binoculars to search for the Banana Bird Queen. Rescue all regular banana birds to free her. The Queen will now rid Diddy of the Time-Warp Mode! Show your gratitude by...

[Phyreburnz]

... Dancing an interpretive dance about the amazing banana birds. This will make the Banana Bird Queen angry. She will kick you off her cloud-thing. As you plummet to the ground, you remember that you packed a parachute. Pull the string and glide down to...

[HavocReaper48]

...Land in Pacifica! Go to Barnacle, the Brothers Bear of Pacifica. He will tell you to trade him a seashell for information. Go for a dive and get a shell. Barnacle will tell you....

[Phyreburnz]

... Put the shell to your ear and you can hear the ocean... Well, as helpful as that was... Now throw the shell at the bear's big, fat, stupid head. He'll get mad, chase you for a while and then eat you. After he eats you, you need to escape. To escape, you must...

[HavocReaper48]

...battle enemies throughout his body like the Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story style. Emerge and make a break for it. Escape on the gyrocopter and set off the bomb you set on Pacifica as you fly off. In another overused movie cliche, hear Barancle say "I'LL BE BACK!". Rest in Wrinkly's Retreat. Now you must solve the meaning of the signs and pictures on the wall of her Retreat. It's a message saying...

[Phyreburnz]

... Quit reading my secret codes, b...*bleep*...ch!... Okay, that wall just totally swore at you.... Aweeee, I'm tellinnnn! Go tell Wrinkly, and she'll put the wall in the corner. Now that yet another paradox has happened you must...

[HavocReaper48]

...call the ParadoxBusters! Mail a letter to them describing the situation and wait 3-6 weeks for a reply. They'll figure it out and restore the world to normal. Now it's time for... you guessed it... a visit to CRANKY KONG! Luckily, since we passed Pacfica, this is the remake version of the Northern Kremisphere which means Cranky actually has a role. He will be at his dojo.

If you ask him where Donkey Kong is, you first need to help him train for his new game, "Cranky Kong Country". Participate in mindless and pointless mini games and eventually Cranky will get tired and give you a hint. He last saw his son/grandson/nephew/whatever hanging out in Candy's Save Point. Go back to DK Island and go to Candy Kong. You will see...

[Phyreburnz]

... pretty much a giant censor bar where Candy is. I guess Rare wanted to give her less clothes... Ask the Candy Blob for some banana coins. She'll give you one. Beat the b...*bleep*...ch up and take her wallet! Now that you've just been arrested for beating up a hooker, you now have to go to trial. The judge is, none other than...

[HavocReaper48]

...Swanky Kong! Bribe him with the money you just stole and get outta there. Go back home and relax for a bit, it has been quite the trip. Take a nap and then go...

[Phyreburnz]

... to the fridge and get a snack. For some weird reason, there's a crocodile in the cake that's in the fridge. And you reeeaaallllyyy wanted that cake, too! Wait, how can a crocodile fit in a refrigerator? Oh noes! Your fridge is a portal to the other-other Super-duper secret lost world! Now you have to go into the OOSDSLW and...

[teh epicnes]

... recover the lost spaghetti from the great temple of lolwut. Once you get to the temple.....

[Phyreburnz]

... Cook the lost spaghetti in a stew that is largely eye of newt. Ewwwwww, newt eye. For some reason, the spaghetti turns into an octopus, but not just any octopus... It's a giant Croctopus (like the ones in Banjo-Tooie)! To defeat the croctopus, you must now...

[HavocReaper48]

...run into some water and get an Enguarde crate. Wait for the right time and charge right into the thing's head. By defeating it you can access the lolwut temple. You need to navigate a maze. Find Squawks to make it easier. At the end you find the ancient relic...

[Phyreburnz]

... of yourself! How could this possibly happen?! You then realize that you are a creator of DKC2! Wait, shouldn't that mean that you already know how to unlock DK? No... wait... maybe you are part of... the Maytrix (the Y gets us out of copyright infringment)! To get out, you have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...hit the Reset button. Luckily, the game autosaved just outside of the temple. Go to the Monkey Mines and do the mine cart stage. This is where the cheat gets cryptic; you need to deliberately jump off the track at a certain point to enter a warp barrel. This warp barrel leads to...

[The Guy]

... another warp barrel.

You must pick it up and...

[Phyreburnz]

... grab your grass skirt and do the hula. Hula for yo life! After that, you are transported to the ancient ruins of the almighty Kong God: Ananab. These ruins hold a secret unlike all other secrets in this secret code. That secret is...

[HavocReaper48]

...the answer to life, the world, the universe and everything -- 42! Gain 42 lives, gather 42 bananas, jump 42 times, and beat 42 levels. After, Kong God: Ananab's center will open up. Below is...

[Phyreburnz]

... a giant vat of chocolate. You must knock the Kong God Ananab into said chocolate to make a giant chocolate-covered banana. Take said banana to Gorilla Glacier so the chocolate freezes. After that, lug the giant chocolate-covered banana to Candy's. You need to apologize for beating her up, earlier. After she receives your gift, she'll give you...

[HavocReaper48]

...99 lives. This will come in handy. Be sure to thank her and continue on with your quest. Go to Animal Antics and beat it in under 5 minutes without running out of your 99 lives somehow (losing a life counts as wasted time!). You will receive a pointless medal. Give it to Funky so he can recycle it and use it for his latest project...

[Phyreburnz]

The roflcopter
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Use this to...

[HavocReaper48]

...destroy anything in sight! Conquer the Crocodile Isle. Interrogate the Kremlings for Donkey Kong's whereabouts. After a little while of nothing, one mysterious Kremling approaches. It's Barnacle Bear in a disguise! He did say he would be back. Barnacle will attack you with the power of seashells and such. Defend yourself with...

[Phyreburnz]

... boiling lava! Good thing you remembered to pack some for lunch this morning! Get a nice mouthful of lava and spit it ant that Barnacled bastard! After he is destroyed, you must find the long-lost treasure. The long-lost treasure is...

[HavocReaper48]

...long lost, so no one really knows what's in it. Yet. Go to the whatever's left of Pacifica. Start there. Grab your diving gear and your trusty swordfish friend, and begin the search. You'll notice the large, mysterious creature with shifty eyes swimming above something shiny eventually. It's Barbos! Ugh, I hate this guy. Stab his weak spot and somehow make it on one near-perfect run. When you do that, the whole Lurchin kingdom will be in fury and attack you! Swim away from the Lurchins and get to your roflcoptor! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NO STONE UNTURNED!

After unturning all the stones, return to the shiny location underwater. Swim towards it and get the fog out of your goggles. You will see that the treasure is a statue of Donkey Kong! That's right, a lost golden statue of Donkey Kong, just chillin' out underwater. This statue's purpose is...

[Phyreburnz]

... absolutely nothing. It's just there for the fun of it. You decide to graffiti it up... underwater... After that fails, drag the statue on land, then get out your spraypaints! This will make the giant DK statue angry, he'll come to life, and beat you up. Now that you're thoroughly beaten-up, you can now access...

[HavocReaper48]

...the true Gangplank Galleon in Donkey Kong Country 2! Cuz the one they gave us was way larger than the original, and could be considered an entirely different ship. The real Gangplank Galleon is back at Donkey Kong Island. Take your roflcopter there. Land, and find the ship abandoned. Rotten bananas are everywhere. You need to find the one banana that is not rotten. This banana is special because...

[Phyreburnz]

... it cannot yet be made into banana bread. In the meantime, make banana bread out of all of the other bananas. This should make enough loaves to feed a small country.... Now eat all of the bread by yourself. Now that you're sick to your stomach, you need to puke onto the not rotten banana. This accomplishes...

[HavocReaper48]

...making it rotten. And a mess. Now that all bananas are rotten, the odor is strong enough to reach Crocodile Isle. Kaptain K. Rool will smell them and notice his old ship is still intact, and with Kongs on it! He takes actions into his own hands and sails to the original Gangplank Galleon. Uh oh! You spot him coming and need to prepare for battle. Get rid of the bananas and man the main steering wheel. Pirate ship battle! Align your ship and fire the cannons. If you lose, you need to swim yourself over the Kaptain's ship and defeat him personally, though if you somehow manage to compete against a group of well trained pirates, you're good to go. Send KRool underwater and then....

[Phyreburnz]

... get out your laser-beam gun. The battle is now in the future, baby! Go terminator on K. Rool's scaly ass and then tell him that you'll be back. Leave for a little while, and then go back. Beat him up again. Then you'll notice that a meteorite just hit in the ocean close to the ship. It wasn't big enough to cause extensive damage. However, there's something weird about this meteorite, and that is...

[HavocReaper48]

...highly flammable. And by "highly" I mean, "It's melting through the floor". The meteorite should melt a hole big enough to fall through. Jump down and end up somewhere on the other side of the world, probably China or somewhere. In China, search for the Order of the Web to avenge your father's death and...

(in the Spongebob narrator accent) *wan moovy referensh laytuh*

...to master the Kikoken, which really looks more like a Hadoken, but who cares? You can shoot fireballs out of your hands! This power is used for...

[Phyreburnz]

... heating up things WITHOUT a microwave, groovy. Now you can heat up the soup your mum packed you for lunch. Yay soup. Only this soup is monster soup, which is made with real monster extract. Mmmmm.... gooey. Eating this, however, will turn you into a hideous monster. And nobody will play with you at the playground anymore :'[ they all run away in horror. Now you're angry and you eat all of the other children, and, being a monster, you decide to eat them. Although this seems to have absolutely nothing to do with unlocking Donkey Kong in DKC2, this ACTUALLY accomplishes...

[teh epicnes]

...nothing. You just wasted your time. Now that you're a monster and you've eaten all the children on the playground, go back into the school, and eat all the teachers. Now, the principal should give you a detention. After he does, eat him. If you do all this within 30 seconds...

[Phyreburnz]

... (We missed you here, teh epicness!) you will become even more hungry for people-meats. Go to Japan and become the new and improved Godzilla. Terrorize the city for a while, see the sites, sample the local cusine, and then you will recieve...

[HavocReaper48]

...the wrath of the Japanese military. They're pissed, obviously because you can't convert Banana Coins into Japanese currency. And you two ate like pigs. Diddy and Dixie are cursed to turn into pigs because of this. Tiny Kong needs to cross into the Spirit World, get a job at the bathhouse, and with the help of the river spirit, return the two to normal.

Spoiler!

Spirited Away reference! I love that movie.

One movie tie-in later, you should restore Diddy and Dixie to normal. Once normal, go back to Africa through the hole. Go back to fin that everything is...

[Phyreburnz]

... full of chocolate pudding. Why is there all these refrences to chocolate? I don't even like chocolate that much... but here it is! Anyways, now that everything is coated in a layer of chocolaty-goodness, you realize that you're hungry again. Eat all of it, and get turned into a pig again. To stop being a pig, you now have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...cast a "Esuna" on yourself. This should restore you to normal. Now, you realize the amount of times you've been turned into a pig is stacking up. Time for a sidequest! Donkey Kong can wait! You need anti-pig blood in your veins. Go to a sorcerer residing in Gloomy Gulch. This wizard has the spell, but demands payment. Enter a contest to find the Lost World and win. Use the prize money to bribe the sorcerer. Now that you are forever monkeys...

[Phyreburnz]

... you need to transform into something else. So being a monkey forever isn't good. Talk to the wizard and tell him to make it so you can change into other stuff... because, how in the hell can you use the animal buddy barrels?! Huh?! You can't, you just can't! To make the wizard change you to being able to change into other stuff, you have to...

[HavocReaper48]

...jump in and out of an animal buddy barrel 100 times. You should now turn into the desired animal you wanted, Rambi. Go outside and get out of Gloomy Gulch. Now, go inside a large beehive in Krazy Kremland. It should have a certain item you need. This particular item is a DK Barrel! Of course! Where else would Donkey Kong be?! Go inside and kill every Zinger you see until one of them confesses where it is. However, Zingers cannot talk so you end up killing them all. This makes their King and Queen angry. Now they will...