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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 6th, 2023, 12:14 pm

Donkey Kong and his friends are much more powerful.

What if Diddy had used the Hero Coins to become invincible?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 6th, 2023, 1:46 pm

Then he would become the invincible true video game hero.

What happened to Mario in Gorilla Glacier?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 7th, 2023, 7:37 am

He encountered much snow.

Why did Dixie sneak inside the mermaid palace?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 7th, 2023, 1:16 pm

The same reason that Tiny did.

What is the (not fake) endless cheat to unlock donkey kong in DKC2? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 8th, 2023, 11:09 am

That sounds like the forum game.

Did Dixie and Tiny succeed during their mermaid mission?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 9th, 2023, 1:10 pm

There are many interpretations.

Why do the Kongs remind me of my own friends and family?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 10th, 2023, 6:36 am

I can only guess, but perhaps because they are a tight knit crew. :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 10th, 2023, 6:54 am

I think the Kongs just look like them somehow.

How would Lanky and Chunky react to seeing another type of rabbit?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 10th, 2023, 7:18 am

They would turn into reepicheep the mouse.

What happened when Expresso went rogue? :huh:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 10th, 2023, 7:25 am

He ended up running the place.

Could Diddy escape from Dixie and Tiny's sisterly group hug?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 10th, 2023, 7:27 am

Nope.

Whatever did happen in Donkey Kong Racing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 10th, 2023, 7:54 am

The Kongs and Taj were going to race on Animal Buddies and Zingers, which would have been wild.

What did the banana fairy queen do when Tiny and Dixie brought Diddy to her as a pretend sacrifice? (He was playing along as well.)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 10th, 2023, 8:17 am

Give him the Simian Slamma ability.

When will Cranky show you places that you’ve never seen? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 10th, 2023, 12:24 pm

We'll need to wait until we're much older.

Why was Mario only missing one Hero Coin?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 10th, 2023, 5:15 pm

Because K.rool refused to open the krocodile kore to a mere human! :mario:

Was Cranky acting in his disrespect for Diddy and especially, Dixie? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 11th, 2023, 6:07 am

It was all part of his job.

Are Krystal and Tooty friends?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 11th, 2023, 6:15 am

They don’t know each other.

Should they? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 11th, 2023, 2:15 pm

I think they would work well together, but they don't need to.

Was Chunky really at Smashfest?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 12th, 2023, 5:38 am

I don’t really know what that is, (is it wrestling?) but perhaps.

Why does Cranky say he’ll take you places you’ve never seen and then spend 90% of the time in his cabin?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 12th, 2023, 12:46 pm

That's likely his joke (and Smashfest was a Super Smash Bros event).

Would Chunky be a good wrestler?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 13th, 2023, 12:35 pm

Against K.tool only.

Why doesn’t Chunky pick up barrels and accidentally smash them? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 14th, 2023, 12:24 pm

He's always been very careful.

What's Winky doing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 15th, 2023, 12:05 pm

Jingle Bells was taken.

Is Kuddly, the pink female Kremling character I just made up, dangerous?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 15th, 2023, 5:39 pm

By the name, probably not.

And why was Jingle Bells taken/
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 16th, 2023, 11:23 am

Someone wanted to make a Christmas song with that name.

Is adding Kuddly to my stories a bad idea?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 16th, 2023, 11:24 am

Of course not; exclamation point

Is General Klump cool; question mark
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 16th, 2023, 11:33 am

I have seen many Klumps in my day, and he is 100% Klump.

Does Dixie rule over the flower ladies, or is she simply playing along?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 16th, 2023, 11:37 am

just playing along.

is cranky a science genius
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 16th, 2023, 11:45 am

He's always a genius!

Did Cranky write that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 16th, 2023, 5:06 pm

No, but that's 'music to my ears'

Why is DK, the Kongo Bongo Hero :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 17th, 2023, 10:53 am

His name is sacred.

Which Kong has the best chance to clear the fox temple?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 17th, 2023, 5:50 pm

None. But instead the Angry Aztec. Whoever that may be.

Who is Fungi Forest? Is it a tree that has the forest named after him? Like Fangorn? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 18th, 2023, 12:27 pm

The forest is named after Fungi Fungerson.

Why did K. Rool become an intergalactic racer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 18th, 2023, 4:21 pm

Because Wizpig came onto the scene.

Was Wizpig really that cool among villains
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 19th, 2023, 4:30 am

He's apparently the best, according to some people.

Why did Tiny and Chunky become best friends?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 19th, 2023, 4:45 am

Because they they heard the blues a-calling [unintelligible follows]

When did the monkeys become the antagonist
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 19th, 2023, 4:49 am

That's when you're playing as the Kremlings.

Could Kuddly survive the cool cave?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 19th, 2023, 4:54 am

Knowing her, she's only pretend to lose to make her friends laugh.

Are DK and Rambi childhood friends?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 19th, 2023, 5:13 am

The animal buddies only became friends with the kongs, some of them were anyways, such as expresso, enguarde, and ellie, when DK allied with them when K.rool started to look menacing.

How old is DK, the original game, you'd guess he's a young adult version of a monkey, but in the cartoon, they as good as say that he's at least 45.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 20th, 2023, 1:00 pm

Donkey isn't a day over 47.

Has DK ever met a fake version of himself?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 21st, 2023, 8:19 am

Just the gray version.

Has Diddy ever met a fake version of himself? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 21st, 2023, 11:51 am

Not how I envisoned DK might have, although Two-Player Contest and DK64's multiplayer exist.

Do Diddy, Dixie, and Tiny take turns winning?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 21st, 2023, 1:57 pm

In MarioKart 64, yes.

Why is Diddy’s favorite track DK’s jungle parkway, Dixie’s favorite is Rainbow Road, and Tiny’s favorite is either Wario Stadium or Yoshi Valley?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 22nd, 2023, 11:52 am

All of those tracks really speak to them.

Why are Kalypso, Kass, and Kuddly the best Kremling sisters?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 22nd, 2023, 1:27 pm

Because they are the only notable ones.

Why wouldn't you knock ransacking and pillaging?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 23rd, 2023, 11:33 am

They are successful ways to be a pirate.

Should I try to beat the developer times?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 23rd, 2023, 1:41 pm

Rare’s? That’s easier! Beating Cranky could be a more arduous task.

Was Rare better than Nintendo because they were so silly? :parry:
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