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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » September 7th, 2012, 7:31 pm

Because Smilies are COOL :funky:



What do you think of the new Minecraft update, with wearable heads, and these 2 "Wither" mobs?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 8th, 2012, 9:54 am

I think they smell oddly like Tide detergent sheets.

Why are our questions progressively becoming less stupid and more normal?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » September 9th, 2012, 3:44 am

Huh?


Why does Kiddy's clothes fit, except the feet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » September 9th, 2012, 4:31 am

He put growing powder on his feet.

Why is Mario hacking into DKC Atlas :mario: ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 9th, 2012, 11:53 am

He couldn't stand being second place to a monkey with no belly-button back in '95.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 10th, 2012, 3:04 pm

Par, yes that I, am on, Kiddy like.

What happened to your sentence structure?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » September 10th, 2012, 9:04 pm

He OBVIOUSLY thought the questions weren't stupid enough.



When people get punished on DKCAtlas Forums, do they have to scrub all the floors on the level maps?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 11th, 2012, 2:06 pm

I plead the Fifth; ask Simion32 or Qyzbud.

Why did you pose such a brilliant query?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 11th, 2012, 3:21 pm

Super Luigi! wrote:What happened to your sentence structure?

Sounds like someone needs to get to know their meme.

Super Luigi! wrote:Why did you pose such a brilliant query?


Well my dear Algy, this gentleman (who accepts the denomination of "Geno" as his own) has asserted the inquiry in question for the prospect of reaping the joyous regalement of the nonsensical yet droll antiphons that are so mandated by the mothering forum thread topic.

If DKCatlas was an office block, which office stereotype would you be?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 13th, 2012, 2:28 pm

Katastrophe Kong wrote:Well my dear Algy, this gentleman (who accepts the denomination of "Geno" as his own) has asserted the inquiry in question for the prospect of reaping the joyous regalement of the nonsensical yet droll antiphons that are so mandated by the mothering forum thread topic.


Never before have I had the joyful pleasure of analyzing such an elucidated and masterful answer to a matter which I had spoken.

I would probably be the person who gets his or her work done and goes home, combined with the person who makes everybody laugh.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 14th, 2012, 10:52 am

The End!

Just kidding, I'll go for you:

How do people in sitcom phone conversations talk so fast to each other?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 18th, 2012, 1:02 am

Because they don't care about what the other is saying.

Why didn't I ask a question last time?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 18th, 2012, 12:08 pm

Because you were experiencing a real life lag spike.That's why we have leap years and generation gaps.

Who killed Kiddy, and why? :kiddysad:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 18th, 2012, 2:00 pm

The fans, because he wasn't DK.

Where's my mustard?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 20th, 2012, 11:27 am

"Al Qaeda" stole it to make mustard gas.

¿Por qué comiste mi perro?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » September 20th, 2012, 12:37 pm

Me no hablas Espanol, KK.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 21st, 2012, 3:19 pm

Because it's the eleventh commandment:

K. Tastrophe is the among the greatest of men. ~ Iglesias 11:7

It's that one Moses couldn't find after he broke them


Why are all the Kremlings in Donkey Kong Country 3 naked?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 22nd, 2012, 12:17 am

They felt that they were suppressed under all of that pirate gear in DKC2.

Am I really here?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 22nd, 2012, 1:21 pm

No. In fact, you're all figments of my imagination. I am slowly going insane and I don't even know it.

Where the wild things are?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 22nd, 2012, 2:17 pm

That is where they shall be.

Do people pass by as they walk along?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 23rd, 2012, 12:44 am

Unless they cross Chuck Norris.

Is a fly without wings called a "walk"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 23rd, 2012, 3:05 pm

No, it's called a die.

What goes into the toilet, must become a...?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 23rd, 2012, 4:04 pm

...little bit more brown. Or yellow. It depends.

When in doubt?...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » September 24th, 2012, 4:57 am

... eat a popsicle. It works for Frost Man, It'll work for you.

What's with these "sentance finisher" questions?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 24th, 2012, 6:31 am

As the Tralfamadorians say "Why anything?"

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 24th, 2012, 2:28 pm

Because that is a prime example of the backwards world we live in.

What happened to the Big Guntz?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 25th, 2012, 3:55 pm

From what I learned in the past two minutes, he starred in some inappropriate Google images.

What the heck? (<---that's the question)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 26th, 2012, 11:36 am

I used to respect modern Japanese pop-culture... nowadays not so much :|

How many howitzers have you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 26th, 2012, 3:30 pm

From what I learned in the past two minutes, N/A.

How now, Brown Cow?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » September 27th, 2012, 4:20 am

Perry became a hippie.

Why is Perry a hippie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 27th, 2012, 10:23 am

He's a red and hates America.

War, uhh, what is it good for?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » September 27th, 2012, 2:55 pm

Killing, Kremling Komrade.

Why is my mouse blinking?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » October 1st, 2012, 6:41 am

Because it is an actual organic mouse, and you sprayed some form of spice in its eyes.

Diddy? (Did-he?)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » October 1st, 2012, 9:05 am

Did-dy fart? Yes (Diddy means dirty in the UK).

Why is Candy in a kid's game if she is too overrated (supposed to be in a rated T game)?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » October 1st, 2012, 10:42 am

Because we don't have a Perfect DK shooter.

Why is my pie lying in the sky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » May 2nd, 2013, 11:25 am

Because clouds are solid for some reason.

Katastrophe Kong, why do you not respect modern Japanese pop-culture?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 6th, 2013, 3:24 pm

*In a Katastrophe Kong Japanese accent* Aye, Crammalamma-san, because it is not the Way of the Dragon.

Where is Katastrophe Kong anyway?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » June 10th, 2013, 1:42 am

Somewhere over the rainbow...?

What do you think is the hardestestestestestestestestestestestestestest game ever?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » June 10th, 2013, 10:25 am

Super Merio Bros. The Lost Levels.

How many :idea: s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » June 10th, 2013, 11:16 am

Infinite. It's impossible.

What's two plus two?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » June 15th, 2013, 1:06 am

5, for very large amounts of 2.

WHERE YOU AT?!?!!?!?!?!?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » June 20th, 2013, 9:44 pm

According to my location, Frost Man's Stage.


Why are all my posts (except Forum Games ones) suddenly being ignored?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 21st, 2013, 6:24 am

Because the Forum Games are apparently located on Star Road, which means nobody can see you in any other topic.

Why is Dixie Kong so scary? :huh: :dixiehappy:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Red Kiddy Kong » June 25th, 2013, 6:29 am

Because she is EVIL!!!!!! :angry: :twisted:


Why doesn't Kiddy Kong wear red?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 25th, 2013, 8:49 am

Then, he'd be seen as a Communist.

Where did the girl in the flower suit go once she and Bristle Boy jumped on Pumby Cliff?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Red Kiddy Kong » June 25th, 2013, 8:53 am

To show Tiny Kong they had matching clothes



Why are Chunky's bananas green....lol green :mrgreen:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 25th, 2013, 8:55 am

Both he and the bananas haven't yet reached their peak.

Are you an alien?
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