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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » July 12th, 2012, 2:47 pm

Tacos are better than burritos, you know.

Why is the sky blue and not orange?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » July 15th, 2012, 5:28 am

Because orange you glad its not orange?

Why is bad humor still funny?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » July 17th, 2012, 2:25 pm

His question was a violation of intergalatic law and as a result, removed.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » July 20th, 2012, 8:49 am

Peter Griffin.

Why did Michael Jackson destroy Crocodile Isle?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » August 3rd, 2012, 1:38 am

Because the Kremlings wouldn't moonwalk.

What do I do if I want to play "OMG!!!! Kiddy Escaped From the Annoying Monkey Torture Camp That For Some Reason is Owned by the Kongs Who Happen to Also Be Monkeys. It's Kinda Weird When You Think About It. Now Go Shoot That Little Ass Down!!"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 3rd, 2012, 2:56 am

Leave a melty omelet at your grumpy neighbor's door and ask him to beat the crap out of it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » August 3rd, 2012, 11:32 pm

Dinner.

What's for dinner?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 3rd, 2012, 11:46 pm

An entire bowl of melted parmesan cheese.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » August 4th, 2012, 3:32 am

Ganon.

Why are the Knockas in DKC3 so stupid? (they try to hide in barrels, but they paint them green WITH FACES on them, so they look COMPLETELY different from normal barrels. :| )
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 8th, 2012, 4:14 am

Because they do drugs in their barrels.

Why didn't Diddy have a belly button in the first game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Axis » August 8th, 2012, 4:18 am

Because Dixie made the indent with her hidden *censored* (teehee)

What was a better response to that one?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 8th, 2012, 4:22 am

DK awarded him with a belly button after his brave acts in Donkey Kong Country.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » August 8th, 2012, 5:03 am

Because he couldn't afford diamond ones.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 9th, 2012, 8:30 am

Because after the series's last episode, Donkey Kong snuck into the temple and smashed his face in with a mallet.

Why was Mr. X taken out of DKC2?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Axis » August 12th, 2012, 12:49 pm

Because he lacked the ability to hover, float, or maneuver legless. He was actually a crippled Kremling.

Why did Banjo start building vehicles in his third game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 12th, 2012, 7:36 pm

Because Microsoft made Rare do some budget cuts so they could afford his new nose surgery.

How did Gnawty earn his name?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Axis » August 13th, 2012, 3:39 am

Because he gnawed on very inappropriate organs.

Why are there so many KONG/DK related objects to collect, sometimes nearing your banana hoard?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 13th, 2012, 6:04 am

Because there are DK fans among the Kremlings.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Axis » August 13th, 2012, 6:10 am

They rebuilt her, with the technology. It was no ordinary growth spurt, this monkey was given secret bionics :target:


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » August 13th, 2012, 7:58 am

YOMYOMYOM

Is Ronald McDonald the undead Michael Jackson who terrorized millions? Or is it Barney?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 13th, 2012, 1:24 pm

Does this answer your question?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5YFgy_6nP4

Why would McDonald's make a horrible commercial like that? :dixiecry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » August 15th, 2012, 11:20 am

To torment Kiddy.

Why does DIddy rap Eminem style?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 16th, 2012, 9:10 am

Because that's the only way.

This question is a translation of a blind fool, why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » August 16th, 2012, 10:49 am

Braille code landed on the wiki?

Why is Candy on Project Runway? (Be appropriate)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 18th, 2012, 12:00 pm

She's "well-proportioned",

Image

How did Klump get so fat?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » August 18th, 2012, 12:34 pm

He eats too much burritos.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 18th, 2012, 3:06 pm

'Cause he's in an annoying cartoon!

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Why do I want to call Swanky a conman? (or KONG-MAN) :dixiehappy: ... :facepalm: ... :kiddysad:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » August 18th, 2012, 3:14 pm

Cuz he is a Kong.

Why is Katastrophe Kong so into girls according to his userpage?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 18th, 2012, 3:16 pm

'Cause the ladies, they be all up onz!!

... :dixiecry:

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » August 18th, 2012, 3:20 pm

Coz you haz no life?

Why is Stewie (from Family Guy) rapping with Diddy and Dixie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » August 20th, 2012, 3:41 pm

Everyone's gotta be somewhere.

Why are there no "like" buttons on here for the posts?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » August 21st, 2012, 5:08 am

Because then it'd be a little more like Facebook.

Why does Cranky put on these :nicework: at the end of DKC3, when he already wears glasses?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 29th, 2012, 12:35 pm

Cause it makes him feel like one of those "hip young old guys" on the soda commercials.

Why is 3.14 called "pie"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » August 29th, 2012, 1:06 pm

Because that's the person's name who figured it out.

How did these :dixiehappy: :dixiecry: :target: get here?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 29th, 2012, 1:08 pm

One day Dixie woke up in a good mood. :dixiehappy:

Suddenly a water balloon came flying in through her window and hit her, getting water all over her and her bed sheets. She was so upset that she cried. :dixiecry:

The culprit was none other than Karter, the meanest Kremling in school. :target:

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » August 29th, 2012, 1:10 pm

I meant the smilies themselves, but I like your story better.

Why didn't you ask a question?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » August 30th, 2012, 6:44 am

I don't know, you'd better ask him.


Why is Expresso so confused? :huh:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » August 30th, 2012, 1:54 pm

He just wants to know where his body went!

Who is Cranky yelling at? :rant:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » August 30th, 2012, 9:25 pm

The posts above you, for them being so stupid and because some of them are about donuts.

What gave Klump a headache? :headache:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 30th, 2012, 10:01 pm

Donkey Kong.

Is this :target: the new *shot* emoticon?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » September 2nd, 2012, 9:48 pm

No, it was my idea, and I just showed it to Qyzbud because it was a nice, emoticon-sized sprite.

But you can think of it that way.


How long, would it take, for a guy, who gets $7 each week, to get $300, so that he could buy a DK64 Kiosk demo?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » September 3rd, 2012, 1:21 am

Over 9000 seconds!

Why is DK gone cool B/ ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » September 3rd, 2012, 10:40 pm

Because he bought it from Funky Kong for 1/9000th of a Banana Coin.


How can Swanky Kong's teeth be so white and shiny, even though I'm pretty sure DK Island doesn't have Crest Whitestrips. :swanky:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » September 4th, 2012, 2:25 am

He uses a banana.

Why is Krusha hungry? :angry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Geno » September 5th, 2012, 7:48 am

He secretly likes Bananas.


What made Donkey Kong :facepalm: ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Gaz » September 6th, 2012, 7:04 am

The creepyface.

Why did Diddy demand a crossover of The Simpsons and Family Guy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Katastrophe Kong » September 6th, 2012, 2:42 pm

He wanted to see the stupidest, most unfunny show on the planet.

What's with all the interrogating the smilies?
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