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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 7th, 2011, 4:22 am

The rootbeer deliverers wrecked and all of the barrels of rootbeer spilled open and rolled into the primate area.

Why can't the rootbeer deliverers be more careful?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 10th, 2011, 1:15 am

They've been drinking.

Has anybody seen this?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 11th, 2011, 9:08 am

_____.___.___________ _________
\__ | |\_ _____// _____/
/ | | | __)_ \_____ \
\____ | | \/ \
/ ______|/_______ /_______ /
\/ \/ \/

^that's supposed to be "Yes".


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » August 11th, 2011, 9:11 am

OVAR THER.

Is it wrong for me to go to a bar?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 11th, 2011, 9:11 am

Probably, don't you have to be at least eighteen?

Why is it that smoking is illegal now in most bars? I mean honestly, how many people that go to bars DON'T smoke?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » August 11th, 2011, 9:52 am

I dunno. And you can go in at my age if you're with a parent.

Why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 15th, 2011, 10:59 am

Because Rare was with Microsoft.

Why was Rare with Microsoft?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 15th, 2011, 11:50 am

Monnies.

Are you winner, the beater, and the Santa Maria?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 16th, 2011, 8:13 am

I don't know.

Why don't they make a game about the Kremlings instead of the Kongs?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 16th, 2011, 3:54 pm

Kremlings are too mainstream; Tikis are where it's at.

(hipster joke intended)

@Chibi I was quoting this song


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 18th, 2011, 3:57 am

Yes they do. They also eat, breathe, and drink fire.

How is this possible?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 18th, 2011, 12:18 pm

MAGIC!!!!!

Have you ever tried viewing the website like this?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 18th, 2011, 10:23 pm

Now I have!

Can somebody find a Nyan Cat variant for me?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 19th, 2011, 3:51 am

http://www.nyan.cat has a toast nyan cat.

A wild KRITTER appeared! What will you do?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 19th, 2011, 5:29 am

Tackle

How many HP did that take off?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 20th, 2011, 6:03 am

Three. You still have fifty billion hp to go.

How will you destroy the Kremling?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 22nd, 2011, 12:50 am

GIGA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!

Did that work?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 22nd, 2011, 5:04 am

I'm not sure.

Why don't you ask the Kremling if he's dead?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 24th, 2011, 8:40 am

I suppose whoever answers the question is.

So, who wants to go to the dark side and be the Kremling?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 25th, 2011, 4:00 am

I would be if they were more intelligent... but they're pretty dumb, so no.

What is K. Rool doing right now?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 25th, 2011, 1:51 pm

He's filing for unemployment.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 29th, 2011, 2:01 am

They're lazy.

Why would a Kremling have 50,000,000,003 HP?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 30th, 2011, 6:58 am

I answer your question with another:
Why wouldn't he?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 30th, 2011, 2:51 pm

It would finally give the Kongs a challenge.

Kritter used Bite! How much damage did it do?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » August 31st, 2011, 1:01 am

It did this much damage: 214889748415314564156

Does that mean the Kongs are dead? :shock:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 31st, 2011, 6:11 am

Donkey Kong fainted!

Which Pokemon Kong will you use?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » August 31st, 2011, 6:33 am

Go! Diddy Kong!

Diddy Kong used Cartwheel! Kritter took 400 damage! Kritter used Counter! How much is countered?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » August 31st, 2011, 6:52 am

I don't know there was a move called Counter.

Diddy Kong used Detect! Diddy Kong protected himself! Kritter used Take Down! What happens next?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » September 7th, 2011, 6:13 am

Diddy Kong takes no damage!

You through the Master Ball. You captured Kritter! Give Kritter a nickname?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » September 8th, 2011, 4:48 am

Yes, call Kritter Jelly Bean.

Why did you give Kritter the nickname Jelly Bean?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » September 9th, 2011, 11:13 am

Because you can.

Oh, walkin' around in tall grass-WHOA! It's an Audino! What will Jelly Bean do?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » September 16th, 2011, 11:12 am

Jelly Bean used Pwnhammer! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Is this a question?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » September 17th, 2011, 8:56 pm

Yes, it's a question.

Is Pwnhammer a Fighting-type move?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » September 18th, 2011, 1:11 am

Pwnhammer is an awesome type move.

Does an awesome type move have any weaknesses? If so, what is its weakness?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » October 9th, 2011, 3:42 am

It's weak to Chuck Norris.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » October 9th, 2011, 4:49 am

It's just that sexy.... I guess... Because sexy is hot... I'm gonna shut up now...


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » October 10th, 2011, 9:41 am

A monkey full of barrel.

...did that make any sense?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » October 11th, 2011, 7:22 am

Maybe... maybe the monkey ate the barrels?

Why would a monkey eat barrels?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » October 23rd, 2011, 11:41 am

No, they would only throw them.

What would happen if two pwnhammers collided?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » October 24th, 2011, 12:54 pm

I thought there was only one pwnhammer …

Isn't there only one pwnhammer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » October 25th, 2011, 10:24 am

I thought so as well.

Except...


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » October 25th, 2011, 11:16 am

Sure, why not?

What would happen if chickens took over the world?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Kvinxx » November 6th, 2011, 4:59 pm

millions and millions of eggs

Why I'm sitting on the Eiffel Tower?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 7th, 2011, 3:46 am

For greater justice.

What is love?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » November 8th, 2011, 7:42 am

*insert song by the same name here*

Can anyone think of a better response?
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