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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 26th, 2011, 8:54 am

Spoiler!
It wasn't me, It was my older brother. He was trying to hide something on his laptop, and it was around my birthday, so I thought that maybe he was on Amazon, or something. So, when he got up I jumped on his computer to see what it was. Turns out I was wrong.


Why am I so addicted to DKC 2?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 26th, 2011, 8:58 am

Spoiler!
LOL. SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH. XD Did you tell your parents?


Because you just are. :3

(referencing the You Know You're Addicted To DKC When... topic)You said you love my work. Which ones?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 26th, 2011, 9:12 am

Hit by a Smooth Criminal, Carol of the Bells, and Aren't you Her Offspring.

Are you ever going to write 10 Million Fireflies, or Parents and Children?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 26th, 2011, 9:15 am

Eventually. And I'm glad you loved them! I'll have to update them one of these days(I'm actually working on CotB chp.2 right now).

I'm in the middle of it right now. But I'm not sure just yet which son/daughter or parent I'm going to write about first. :/

Any ideas for the first child/parent relationship for Parent And Child?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 26th, 2011, 9:20 am

Wrinkly and DK!
Spoiler!
LOL. SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH. XD Did you tell your parents?
No. That would be kinda mean, and I didn't want to be the tattletale, you know :lol:


(I'm actually working on CotB chp.2 right now).

When you say "right now", do you mean this exact moment?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 26th, 2011, 9:34 am

SimianSegue wrote:Wrinkly and DK!


Good idea! Thanks! ^_^

I'm actually working on CotB chp.2 right now).

When you say "right now", do you mean this exact moment?[/quote]

Yeah, something like that.

How long have you been waiting?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 26th, 2011, 1:29 pm

Right after I finished.

Have you read appanapap's(is that how you spell it?) Diddy's Kong Quest?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 8:20 am

Yep. :P Read it on www.fanfiction.net

That the same place you read my fics?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 8:29 am

Yes, in fact it is.

Does anyone here have Xbox Live?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 8:32 am

I've played it once with my bro on his XBox.

Aren't XBoxes fun? :3
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 8:34 am

Yes, they are, but Rare should learn to use it better.

Where's Conker's Other Bad Day???
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 9:03 am

Hell, I 'unno.

How come Obama and Osama are so close together in name?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 9:08 am

Ok, look: It's not what you think it is.

Why does my rank say "Game Complete!" instead of Jungle Explorer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 9:09 am

Not anymore it doesn't.

Why haven't I scanned anything in a while?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 9:11 am

Because you don't feel like it? (Maybe?)

What's happenin' Forum?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 9:12 am

I don't know :D

Why is my principal such a b...*bleep*...ch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 9:16 am

Because we like sports and we don't care who knows!:lol:

Why do I like Kiddy so much?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 9:19 am

Because he's the biggest baby (LITERALLY!) any DKC fan ever saw.

What does RAWR mean?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 10:04 am

"Get out of my way!"

Did anyone see modern family?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 12:20 pm

This new-fangled interweb doesn't deserve to know my age!

Why can't I do my homework?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » May 27th, 2011, 12:23 pm

You're too busy posting on DKC Atlas and listening to Linkin Park.

Oh wait, that's kinda me...

Why are batteries made to expire in the next decade, yet barely last over a month when I use them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 12:24 pm

O.o ...

Why do Lady GaGa's male back-up dancers have to be hot gay guys?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 12:33 pm

Umm.....No comment.

Should I buy DKC, DKC2, or DKC3? I might be going down to a game store soon, and I need to decide.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 27th, 2011, 12:44 pm

Hey---I got nothing against gay guys. In fact, I think they're one of the most fun type of guys for girls to hang around with(I know a gay guy and he's really nice :)).

As for your answer, I thought you had all three.

"WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 27th, 2011, 2:10 pm

Because, I like to eat in the shower!

Does anyone have a dog?
EDIT:
I have nothing against gay guys.
Nor do I. In fact I have 2 married gay uncles with a baby.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » May 27th, 2011, 11:19 pm

Not me.

Why can Sakuya stop time?
Spoiler!
Sakuya is female.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 28th, 2011, 9:54 am

Because bacon if INFININT. :) (Pun on a pic of my uncle's.)

FINISH MY QUOTE: "Swanky is not a regular-pace talker. He's a __________."
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » May 29th, 2011, 12:04 am

Umm....."Blabbermouth?"

Has anyone heard of Honeyrock?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » May 31st, 2011, 8:07 am

It's a camp in the northwoods of Wisconsin. It looks a lot like the camp in the first Friday the 13th!

Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf, the Big Bad Wolf?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 31st, 2011, 11:43 am

No one.

Are you talking about Camp Crystal Lake?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » May 31st, 2011, 11:56 am

Yes! I swear, one day I am going to go to Honeyrock, watch all 10 films and dress up
as Jason and scare the wits out of everyone!


Do you think that the fate of the world relies on whether or not we have water spots on wine glasses like the advertisers say? :?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » May 31st, 2011, 12:10 pm

To tell the truth I have no idea what the fudge you're talking about.

Who's your favorite DK Boss of all time? :)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » May 31st, 2011, 9:41 pm

All of them.

Why is this thread popular?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » May 31st, 2011, 9:44 pm

Because it is!

What's with the food on airlines, huh?


DO YOU KNOW MUCH I SACRIFICE????????????? :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 1st, 2011, 8:24 am

............................DAMN.

Why was Funkythemainmonkey so angry there? :D
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » June 1st, 2011, 9:41 am

Because I've lost control if my life. :shock:

Why do I feel like making chocolate pudding at 4am? :?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 1st, 2011, 10:11 am

Because for some reason you aren't asleep.

Wait... Four A. M.? What the f--- are you doing up at four a. m.?! Where do you LIVE?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » June 1st, 2011, 2:59 pm

IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR, AND WHAT DID HE TELL ME TO SAY?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » June 3rd, 2011, 5:11 am

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Why are you talking in all caps?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 3rd, 2011, 6:38 am

Spoiler!
LOL, nice...


Because he can! :D

Why am I covered in permanent marker? O.o
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » June 3rd, 2011, 7:26 am

Because markers hate you!

WHATS HAPPENING TO MY FACE???
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » June 3rd, 2011, 9:13 am

You're breaking out because you don't wash your face.

Why did the road cross the chicken?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 3rd, 2011, 11:31 am

To get to the other side.

Why is my grandpa's computer tempermental?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 5th, 2011, 1:01 am

Because it has rabies!

How does a computer get rabies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 5th, 2011, 8:03 am

A rabid squirrel bit it.

Why did Tim Curry think playing a "sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania" in the 70s would help his career?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » June 6th, 2011, 10:03 am

Because he wasn't just any transvestite, he was a SWEET TRANSVESTITE FROM TRANSEXUAL TRANSYLVANIA!

Who got the butt?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 6th, 2011, 10:11 am

I got the butt! Let it work, little brother let it work! :lol:

Who else hates Belcha to hell?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 6th, 2011, 10:16 am

Chuck Norris.

What's with all the Chuck Norris jokes? O.o
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