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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 10th, 2011, 8:02 am

No! No quoting Journey! No!

Why?! Why did you have to do that?!?! How can I get that out of my head now?!?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 10th, 2011, 12:35 pm

By knowing I was actually quoting this song instead.

Why are beavers in jungles and forests where they should be in creeks?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 10th, 2011, 3:01 pm

You're probably right about that...

Why are they also in giant, stone wheels?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 11th, 2011, 9:49 am

It's part of their workout. The Gnawties all wanna grow up to be a Very Gnawty some day.

Are Gnawties naughty, despite usually just walking around innocently?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 13th, 2011, 1:39 am

If somebody can kill you just by touching you, I'd call that naughty.

Do you think they're venomous or something... and that's why they can kill you just by touching them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 13th, 2011, 2:48 pm

Nah, they actually have invisible force fields around them.

How did they have that kind of technology back in the 90's?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 14th, 2011, 2:14 pm

If I told you, I'd have to kill you... Said the government...

Why is the government so secretive?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 15th, 2011, 9:02 am

It's a secret to everyone!

Why so small?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 15th, 2011, 9:51 am

Because I said so!

Why were there mini-neckies in DKC 2 but not a regular Necky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Matt534Dog » February 15th, 2011, 10:20 am

Because they were hit by a shrink ray!

Who's shrink ray was it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 15th, 2011, 12:04 pm

DK's, mini-Necky is less tough than Necky.

Why did Rare get rid of Zingers in DKC 3 and replace them with robot bees?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 15th, 2011, 12:24 pm

You would think after losing their queen and king they would stop messing with the Kongs.

Why doesn't Matt534 help us unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 16th, 2011, 6:34 am

I don't know, but he best start!

Why did Rattly decide to give up on the Krem Krew and join up with DK and pals?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 16th, 2011, 9:42 am

The Slippas and Rattly have a fierce rivalry -- K. Rool had enough of it and kicked Rattly out. Rattly mutinied.

Am I giving them too much backstory?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 16th, 2011, 1:01 pm

Sure, why not... actually, no... give more backstory!

What would make for a sweet, new animal buddy on a new DK game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 17th, 2011, 12:08 pm

The Giraffe buddy that was once rumored to be able to in the original DKC. You could ride it and climb the neck to reach high places.

How come Chuck Norris never appears in fighting games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 17th, 2011, 2:03 pm

Because the cartridge, or disc, or whatever the game would be on would explode due to the awesome power of Chuck Norris.

Did you know that there was a Chuck Norris cartoon back in the 80's?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 17th, 2011, 2:44 pm

Karate Kommandos. It was on Adult Swim before, and that's how I found out about it.

Are you going to go out and look for the dvd now?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 18th, 2011, 1:02 pm

Nah. YouTube will suffice.

Is Anyway You Want It the way you need it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 20th, 2011, 2:12 am

Probably not... that sounds like a really bad idea... a lot of people would... go missing...

Did that sound mysterious or what?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 21st, 2011, 3:23 am

Juuuust a little.

Who brought light into my lair?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 21st, 2011, 4:56 am

His name is Mr. Sun; he's responsible for lighting and heating the earth.

Does the Sun even have a gender?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 21st, 2011, 1:08 pm

I don't see how you could tell the difference between a male and female sun, so I wouldn't know.

Would you like some WAAHTAAAA?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 21st, 2011, 3:27 pm

No I wouldn't, but thanks for asking.

You've lived on this planet all of your life and you don't know what gender our Sun is?! How could you?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 24th, 2011, 2:33 am

I didn't think it mattered so much.

Why does it matter so much?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 24th, 2011, 4:50 am

Because I said so... I guess.... O.o

Why aren't there any female gorillas on Donkey Kong Island?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » February 24th, 2011, 8:12 am

Besides Wrinkly, and maybe Candy.

omg lol?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 24th, 2011, 8:15 am

...um....no?

And isn't Candy a gibbon or something? Neither she nor Wrinkly look like gorillas... So... are they really gorillas?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 24th, 2011, 3:39 pm

Do not question Rare's genius! Accept it!

Will DKC ever get old?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 27th, 2011, 3:21 am

Well, considering that I have a tv from 1977 and I don't call it old... I would say no, but if you were to ask a "normal" person, the answer would probably be yes...

Is there an unknown relationship between Donkey Kong and King Kong?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » February 27th, 2011, 6:41 am

King Kong is Donkey's long lost uncle.

If I don't consider DKC old, am I not "normal"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » February 28th, 2011, 1:57 pm

That depends.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1WAC2attCU&playnext=1&list=PLBDB9896E0437D4E9
Mine looks similar to this... except it's smaller.
I made a painting with it in it, you can see the tv on the right-hand side.
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Do you think my 1977 television is old?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 1st, 2011, 2:40 pm

If it works, I wouldn't call it old.

If I had a banana for every time Donkey Kong was captured, how many bananas would I have?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 2nd, 2011, 2:30 pm

If you're counting game repeats (DKC on gba and such) 8, if not, then just 5.

So, there's an original Donkey Kong version of Jenga... should I buy it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 3rd, 2011, 8:06 am

Depends.

How much is it, and do you think it will be worth that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 3rd, 2011, 10:12 am

It's about twenty bucks... and honestly I don't even like Jenga! I just want it because it's Donkey Kong XD

Does that make me an idiot?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 3rd, 2011, 11:14 am

Absolutely not!

Will you post pics of it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 3rd, 2011, 1:46 pm

No!... Okay... yes, I will.
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Does that not look amazing?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 3rd, 2011, 2:28 pm

Awesome :o !

Wait, how was that answer stupid...? O_o
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 6th, 2011, 2:09 am

Well... It's probably stupid that I'd buy it even though I don't like Jenga....

Does that not sound stupid?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 9th, 2011, 11:26 am

You stupified me.

Am I dumb for misspelling "Stupefied"?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 9th, 2011, 1:11 pm

Yes! Now go sit in the dunce corner XD
Spoiler!
I don't think you're stupid and you probably shouldn't go sit in the dunce corner!


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 10th, 2011, 10:11 am

juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a little.

How good is your eyesight?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 10th, 2011, 10:51 am

Good enough to copy-pasta your text into google to be able to read it XD

So is it just me, or is it hillarious that Justin Bieber's videos have over one-million dislikes?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 11th, 2011, 10:45 am

Haters gonna hate.

Justin Bieber is a disgrace to all "Justin"s everywhere, including Timberlake, don't you agree?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 13th, 2011, 3:03 am

Yes... and I didn't even think of that until you said it... O.O

Where do the Kongs get their clothes?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 13th, 2011, 6:28 am

Japan. Everything comes from there apparently except for Donkey Kong Country, which is British :D

Why is the Joker not funny?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » March 14th, 2011, 11:51 am

... Because he's a murderer.... maybe.... just maybe murderers aren't funny when they're busy KILLING PEOPLE!!!

Do you think killing people is funny, huh? Huh? Huh?! *she said in a jeering and progressively louder voice*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » March 20th, 2011, 2:23 am

No, no! I didn't mean to sound like that!

Can Gieco really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
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