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» May 11th, 2023, 12:58 pm » Short link

302: You can't stand next to barrels and stay up.
:parry:

» May 12th, 2023, 11:34 am » Short link

303. You cannot shapeshift.

» May 13th, 2023, 7:28 am » Short link

304: The heads of bees are just as likely to kill you as the rest.
Another hit box issue. :parry:

» May 13th, 2023, 12:43 pm » Short link

305. Wasps will not calmly stare at you and wait for you to suffer.

I feel like we've written just about everything for Zingers.

» May 13th, 2023, 2:32 pm » Short link

306: Zingers don’t come in pink.
Almost. :parry:

» May 14th, 2023, 4:12 am » Short link

307. Wasps are also not likely to hang out in the mountains.

» May 14th, 2023, 7:58 am » Short link

308: Bees don't have larvae bigger than monkeys.
We can probably still plenty more. :parry:

» May 14th, 2023, 11:55 am » Short link

309. Wasps likely don't spend much time in spooky mine shafts either.

I'm not sure, but we can try it.

» May 14th, 2023, 7:23 pm » Short link

310: bees can't survive having treasure chests thrown at them.
Ghostly Grove bonus room. :parry:

» May 15th, 2023, 11:43 am » Short link

311. Wasps and bees act as one mind, as opposed to using individual movements.

This one may be a stretch, since there are Zinger wheels.

» May 16th, 2023, 3:51 am » Short link

312 spiders don't spit gum.
im out

» May 16th, 2023, 11:17 am » Short link

313. You can't avoid death by running away.

» May 16th, 2023, 12:12 pm » Short link

314: seals can’t spit fire in a rom hack.
Swordfish can’t supercharge or any animal buddy for that case. :parry:

» May 17th, 2023, 11:00 am » Short link

315. Doors don't open with fruit.

Rhinos could possibly supercharge like Rambi does, although they might look different.

» May 17th, 2023, 12:30 pm » Short link

316: squeals don’t prevent you from opening doors. Mice or rats or whatever.
I wanted to do something pie related, but I couldn’t think of anything. Better wait for 722. :parry:

» May 18th, 2023, 11:35 am » Short link

317. You can't be a video game hero.

This list will stop at 500, Tanager.

» May 18th, 2023, 4:52 pm » Short link

318: Urchins don't shoot out pointy nautilus shells.
Oh! I forgot! :dixiehappy:

7/22 is the closest fraction approximation to pi. :parry:

» May 19th, 2023, 11:07 am » Short link

319. You can't burn ropes quickly.

» May 19th, 2023, 6:13 pm » Short link

320: barrels don't have mouths.
:parry:

» May 20th, 2023, 11:45 am » Short link

321. Spiders don't wear planks.

» May 20th, 2023, 12:08 pm » Short link

322: There is no Monkey Book of Science.
Check background in Crankys lab. By M. Nuts. :parry:

» May 21st, 2023, 10:48 am » Short link

323. You can't treat certain lava like hot water.

» May 21st, 2023, 12:17 pm » Short link

324: saws can’t float.
:parry:

» May 22nd, 2023, 12:21 pm » Short link

325. Water pressure exists and will kill you.

» May 22nd, 2023, 5:19 pm » Short link

326: elephants are not particularly scared of rats.
:parry:

» May 23rd, 2023, 1:07 pm » Short link

327. They are also much bigger than rats.

» May 23rd, 2023, 4:59 pm » Short link

328: Monkeys don't get white hair.
I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one. You know, the barrel of monkeys. (or monkey stuff) :parry:

» May 24th, 2023, 11:39 am » Short link

329. Ropes don't hang in mid-air.

I know exactly what you mean.

» May 24th, 2023, 12:58 pm » Short link

330: Birds can’t carry monkeys
Has this been done? :parry:

» May 24th, 2023, 1:13 pm » Short link

331. Birds don't look like bananas either.

I feel like most of our posts have.

» May 24th, 2023, 5:56 pm » Short link

332: Camels don't talk.
Maybe not that one. :parry:

» May 25th, 2023, 12:58 pm » Short link

333. You can't adjust water level without a reserve.

» May 25th, 2023, 6:46 pm » Short link

334: crocodiles don't possess blunderbusses.
:parry:

» May 26th, 2023, 11:04 am » Short link

335. They don't have large helicopters either.

» May 26th, 2023, 11:16 am » Short link

336: Brambles don't float high up in the sky.
:parry:

» May 26th, 2023, 11:28 am » Short link

337. Parrots will also not save you from them.

» May 26th, 2023, 11:52 am » Short link

338: monkeys don't have onesies.
:parry:

» May 26th, 2023, 11:52 am » Short link

339. You can't sell someone's head for two dollars.

» May 26th, 2023, 2:26 pm » Short link

340: Frogs aren't immortalized for their playability.
:parry:

» May 26th, 2023, 2:43 pm » Short link

341. If you have your buddy, then their barrel shouldn't move.

» May 26th, 2023, 4:59 pm » Short link

342: Spiders don't spit gum.
:parry:

» May 27th, 2023, 12:56 pm » Short link

343. One classroom likely isn't a college.

» May 27th, 2023, 1:26 pm » Short link

344: crocodiles don’t spell things with Ks.
:parry:

» May 28th, 2023, 5:54 am » Short link

345. There are no crocodile amusement parks, even if Gator Land exists.

» May 28th, 2023, 9:03 am » Short link

346: Monkeys can’t be brainwashed by crocodiles.
:parry:

» May 28th, 2023, 1:27 pm » Short link

347. Pots and pans would not make a very complex robot.

» May 29th, 2023, 1:10 am » Short link

348 the wifes of crocodiles don’t own pots and pans.
:parry:

» May 29th, 2023, 1:23 pm » Short link

349. They don't live in castles either.

» May 29th, 2023, 1:44 pm » Short link

350: monkeys don’t hold math exams.
:parry:

» May 30th, 2023, 4:07 am » Short link

351. Cats don't have nine (or six) tails.

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