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[Super Luigi!]

252. There likely isn't a balloon with your face on it.

[WesternTanager794]

253: barrels don't belch.

[Super Luigi!]

254. They don't throw bombs either. (Or do they?)

[WesternTanager794]

255: crocodiles don't go about their life stuck in a barrel.
Unlikely. But who knows, you could probably make one.

[Super Luigi!]

256. Barrels in general aren't alive.

Ever since I was a kid, Kuchuka has fascinated me. There are sprites for rolling him, but you can't do it in-game.

[WesternTanager794]

257: crocodiles don’t walk on two legs.

[Super Luigi!]

258. Sharks don't exist in all climates.

[WesternTanager794]

259 you can't fix planes by sticking barrels in them.

[Super Luigi!]

260. Women can't save your game and bring you back to life.

[WesternTanager794]

261: TNT barrels don't explode upon setting down.

[Super Luigi!]

262. Thorns will hurt you even if you have a parrot.

[WesternTanager794]

263: black crows/bird/raven/whatever Screech is do not challenge you to a race to the death.

[Super Luigi!]

264. Lakes don't typically have currents.

[WesternTanager794]

265 you can't toss someone and warp to their location.

[Super Luigi!]

266. Nuts cannot stop gorillas.

[WesternTanager794]

267 when you eat 100 bananas you don't get a balloon.

[Super Luigi!]

268. Tires are not springs.

[WesternTanager794]

269: platforms can't float

[Super Luigi!]

270. Bananas do not glow in the dark.

[WesternTanager794]

271: crocodiles can't jump.

[Super Luigi!]

272. You can't use them as springboards either.

[WesternTanager794]

273 coins don't instantaneously spawn.

[Super Luigi!]

274. You can't farm collectibles by repeatedly entering and exiting an area.

[WesternTanager794]

275: moonwalking does not manipulate the location of items.

[Super Luigi!]

276. Gas cannot reduce your weight.

[WesternTanager794]

277: Purple gas can't reverse your nervous synaptic responses.

[Super Luigi!]

278. Music will not levitate and defeat people.

[WesternTanager794]

279: Monkeys don't have the luck of playing through areas with the music of Dave Wise accompanying them.

[Super Luigi!]

280. You can't usually walk straight through the wilderness to get where you need to.

[WesternTanager794]

281 spider monkeys don't have thumbs.

[Super Luigi!]

282. The wind does not change based on how many bonuses you've found.

[WesternTanager794]

super luigi? what do you mean?
283 krockheads aren't summoned by barrels with their face on them.

[Super Luigi!]

I was referring to the level flags in DKC3.

284. Collecting special currency will not automatically decorate a flag.

[WesternTanager794]

that makes more sense! thanks!
285 submarines can't reside in active volcanoes.

[Super Luigi!]

286. The magma in volcanoes also isn't water when they're inactive.

[WesternTanager794]

287: you can't toss someone and have them bust the floor.
Stuff is usually well designed enough to withstand that.

[Super Luigi!]

288. Likewise, you can't expect people to launch you several persons high.

[WesternTanager794]

289 ghosts don't explode into a shower of sparkles.

[Super Luigi!]

290. Lightning cannot harm flying objects, unless they're metal.

[WesternTanager794]

291: bees don't have saws.
is that a buzzsaw?

[Super Luigi!]

292. Caves are not normally lit.

I think so.

[WesternTanager794]

293 krocs aren't made of rocks.

[Super Luigi!]

294. Barrels do not respawn.

[WesternTanager794]

295: crocodiles can’t jump along with you.

[Super Luigi!]

296. Elephants do not fight waterfall monsters.

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297: Birds don’t sacrifice their young to defend their nest.

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298: monkeys can’t power robots.

[Super Luigi!]

299. Guns don't shoot food.

[WesternTanager794]

300! You can't stand on flaming oil drums.
They can only kill you when they are at full power and/or you are centered on them. If you're on the very edge, you're fine.

[Super Luigi!]

301. You can't surf the sky.