Diddy's Rap - Lyric Creation

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Diddy's Rap - Lyric Creation

Postby CoolStyleE » July 28th, 2009, 4:58 pm

I told myself never to create a topic, but I have to now.

If you've read the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" topic, you'll notice I've said that Diddy raps angrily cause of his 1st girlfriend, the one he had before Dixie. Well, here we create an endless song in which Diddy raps about his 1st girlfriend. (And other people too, but she's the plot)
The song's just one long verse with no chorus; ONE ENDLESS VERSE.
Like the endless cheat and sentence finishers, leave a ... at the end for people to continue.
If you wanna add a sound effect, put it in between brackets. Example:
I hate taxes {screaming} because they cause you to go broke
So, you got the rules? I'll start. (I'll include an intro)

(Intro)
DK: Hey what's up little buddy?
Diddy: Oh, nothing. I've just been hanging out with my new girl.
DK: Huh? {head scratch} I though that Jess was gonna be your mate.
Diddy: Long story
DK: So, tell me everything, even the beginning
Diddy: Okay
(Verse)
I can't remember it all since I got a hammer to my head {SLAM!}
But I can remember all the history and what we did in bed
It started in '89, when I was 5
Got eaten alive, and in '84 started a new life {Huh?}
I was eaten by a girl I didn't know was a cannible
And I didn't know we'd be dating in my next life sooooo
When I saw her I thought I felt something click
Something made me wanna yell "HEY FRUITCAKE!!!" or "HEY DIPSTICK!!!
But I went to her place and her two dogs cuddled with me
Hmmm, strangly reminds me of DK & Candy
Walked to a bar, talked to a comedian, flipped a fat guy off
Saw a guy who was healthy yet he coughed
Anyways, the fat guy saw us and kicked us; I lit him on fire {Is he dead?}
I thought so, but then this is what he said:
...
Nothing you IDIOTS!
He was dead; we threw him in the basement {WOOT!}
All the chicks love D-I-double d-Y
{Girly voice} That hot dude makes me wanna make my guy die!
{Normal Voice}...
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Re: Diddy's Rap - Lyric Creation

Postby Tiptup Jr. » September 29th, 2009, 7:39 am

I agree. What, exactly, is this supposed to be about? Diddy can't have sex... Jerk.
Spoiler!
jk about the whole jerk thing but srsly wtf
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Re: Diddy's Rap - Lyric Creation

Postby Kiddy14 » October 2nd, 2009, 2:57 pm

[/lockfail]

Well... you could make this work if you changed it a lit... all of it.
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Re: Diddy's Rap - Lyric Creation

Postby Matt534Dog » November 9th, 2009, 10:14 am

Or we could just pretend this never existed...
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Re: Diddy's Rap - Lyric Creation

Postby Qyzbud » November 9th, 2009, 8:29 pm

Yeah, this is prime Post Mortuary material...

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