DKC Atlas Forum

Queen Avaria: I actually just looked on amazon at the Spyro games! Although, there were many complaints that they weren't the same as the original Playstation's games. I'll still look for those games, and shall buy them if I get a good price for them.

No.

Why do you want me to knock myself out? That's not very nice.

I will definitely look for those games. My boyfriend suggested those, too. I didn't realize that the Jak games were made by Naughty Dog! I love the Crash Bandicoot games! Thanks much for your suggestions!

Not Duh! It is merely used for distraction purposes! Used but only to confuse my many enemies!

Would it help if I changed my avatar?

Ok, I know it's a weird question for a DKC fansite... But I just got a PS2 for twenty bucks, how could I resist? But the only reason I got it is because I love Metal Gear Solid 3. That's the one and only reason. The reason for this is because I, like you guys, am a HUGE DKC fan and am looking for ga...

I told you, I don't remember if I'm with the Kremlings or the economists, but I'm pretty sure it's that I'm with the economists... Either way, I'd never align with the Tikis, you fool! Kremlings are a proud... people(?)... and would NEVER let themselves be considered allies with the Tikis!.... I thi...

Well, I guess now's as good a time as any. I'm with the Kremlings.... if you couldn't tell from the K. Rool picture...er... wait... maybe it was with the economy... either way, I'm green, scaly, and evil... just like those damn economists! Why did I just give up my ultra-super-secret identity?! And ...

Because they're all a bunch of jerks, and the economy just likes to make everything difficult for everybody. They don't care who they're offending, as long as they are offending someone! Why doesn't DK just send a crack squad of animal buddies over to beat the nubs out of the economy? I don't kn...

I said (on the first post) about my boss being super amazing and taking my drawing to Shannon Hoon's grave (lead singer of Blind Melon, my all-time favourite band). I figured I might as well post it on this... No one goes to the artwork forum anymore. My drawing is the furthest one on the left. My b...

Because they SUCK!

Why must they suck?

If they put her in more than a few times, they'd have to rate the games "M", and Nintendo didn't like that... or did they?

Did they?

Well, Tiptup, I used some translator thing and got "Participates for an Arcady original of donkey kong" but I'm pretty sure it means "Participate for an Arcade original of Donkey Kong".

Well, I forgot to add a band to my list: Alice in Chains. I just got two cds of them and I can't get enough! Woo hoo, metal-e grunge! And after listening to them, it reminds me of how much I hate Metallica... I'm sure that some of you out there actually like that band. Those are just my thoughts.

Ok, I don't know if this counts as troubleshooting or not, but I don't know where else to put this. There is an annoying twitter thing in the right hand corner of the screen and I can't close it (I think because whomever put it up did not leave an option to close it). Not only that, but the little b...

You dare question the people that said "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEE!!!!!!"?! Well, the reason there can't be two is because that would lead to worse movies than there are now, and nobody wants that. I'm now going to ask a question that has nothing to do with the previous questions asked: Why d...

I disagree with the less moves than K. Rool thing... They could easily integrate Tiny Kong's moves into Dixie's. Tiny does a lot more moves than K. Rool has done, that's not to say, though, that it would be difficult to make moves for K. Rool.

Ok, I can't believe I didn't say this before: Invader Zim! Invader Zim was (and still is) one of my favourite shows! I have the dvd box set and I watch it all the time! It sucks, though because Nickelodeon took it off. They never aired the final season. Nick was afraid that Jhonen (the creator/write...

I think I'm allergic to pears... They make my tongue itch and my mouth feel hot... Why am I still going to finish the rest of it?

I know it's even random for the random thought topic...

I didn't want to tell you this, but... yes... it is....

Why would Rambi and Chuck Norris want to cause the end of the world?

It's funny that you should say that, Tiptup.
Did you know that Christmas was actually derived from a pegan holiday?
http://www.essortment.com/all/christmaspagan_rece.htm
There's other sites, too, but I have a test in several minutes and don't have more time to look them up.

Yes, no, no, and no... Yes to the first because that's so obviously true and no to the last three because how does a rhino do a roundhouse kick or a push-up and he could appear in a war/invasion movie because he's cooler than Chuck Norris.

Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Rambi?

Kongs normally store their computers on their desks, just like people, but you don't wanna know what they're made of... As for electricity, do you remember Temple Tempest? I'm pretty sure they use those gnawties to power their computers. And because they live in treetops, their internet reception is...

Probably not, it's very hard to type without apposable thumbs.

Could Rambi type if he had a computer?

I'm pretty sure that anyone would.... *oh, and in case you didn't understand... "jag" is a Pittsburgh term for like... well, a jagoff is a jerk-off, so jaging someone off is like jerking someone off *not in the sexual way* So... out of everyone that uses this forum... how many are monk...

It all started when the Kongs refused to update their currency. It was too easy to pirate. hundreds of thousands of counterfeit coins were circulating, so they became useless. Ebay decided to not jag around with such nonsense, so they blocked DK island from even visiting Ebay's website. Why do monke...

Ebay! When you steal thousands of bananas and you're a carnivore, they really don't have a use... might as well sell them to someone who wants 'em.

Why didn't DK just buy them back off of K. Rool on Ebay?

The good news is I just got a Tripping Daisy cd and an Alice in Chains cd! The bad news is... don't buy jewel cases in bulk... f--- jewel cases! I bought a 50 pack of them, and EVERY SINGLE ONE IS BROKEN! The little tab things that hold the front to the back (the little hinge-e things) are b...

That's what happens when you watch one of King K. Rool's many propaganda films for the Mighty Krempire (I've been saving that word up for a rainy day... and it is actually raining outside!). Why is King K. Rool making propaganda films? Shouldn't he be using it to make the necessary repairs to his ma...

Jomingo, that was not directed toward you. I am NOT saying to not argue. I am saying NOT to attack. If you're going to argue, do it with justifiable material and try to respect the other person's opinion. I understand what conversation is and I do not see why you are being so rude toward me. If you ...

81 giant bananas in my hoard,
81 giant bananas!
Fast Rambi
Jumps very high
80 GIANT bananas in my hoard!

(I pronounce Rambi as Ramb-i, not Ramb-e. Always have, always will.)

You know what, you say that it does no good complaining... Well what about defending the game? If we don't have enough idea of the game to complain, how do YOU have enough of an idea to praise it? And you guys need to stop attacking Tiptup with such anger. If you're going to argue with him, at least...

Only Funky Kong knows that... and if he told you, he'd either have to cut out your tongue or kill you. And neither of those sounds pleasant enough for me to inquire further. Why did Funky become so angry after DKC3 and turn into an army comando? (I may have already asked this, but it's worth a repeat)

Because it's far more expensive to buy custom balloons than to buy just plain 'ol red balloons.

Why in DKL3 did they keep the balloons Diddy-shaped rather than making it look like Dixie?

Dude, that's flippin' awesome! I would have killed myself halfway through trying to animate that crap! Congrats!

Why do you thik they killed her off in 64?

How did they kill Wrinkly?

If they did add pacman, what would he do? Just eat dots at you?.......... Although... a cool power up could be the big dot and make everyone turn blue and you eat them....... I know, I probably should read more in-depth to the previous posts, but eh...

I would like to see another game like Star Fox Adventure... WITH Krystal as an actual playable character. I loved Adventure, but then again, I was never into flying games... They won't put K. Rool in. He's not even going to be in DKCR. I think that Retro is trying to make themselves different from R...

Well since this is a random thought topic...
Somebody decided to be a jackass and try to hack my facebook. Fun, fun, fun.

Well, I thought they should add Dixie and make Diddy and Dixie kind of like the ice climbers, but let you be able to slap between the two. They NEED to add K. Rool. He's such an awesome bad guy! I agree with the Krystal thing, she is one of the most interesting Star Fox characters... and she's badas...

Well, after your ship gets crashed three or so times, the warranty won't cover it anymore. K. Rool didn't read the fine-print.

Why are the Kremlings so stupid and why won't they read the fine-print?

Donkey doesn't work! You should have realized this when there were no banana coins in the first game! He's poor as f---!

Why doesn't DK invade the second game to make some money?

Well, I saw a topic about the last album you bought, but I didn't see one just about the kind of musics you like... So here it is... Well, I love grunge music. My favourite band is Blind Melon. I love that band so much that I've done three drawings of the lead singer and got to leave one by his grav...

KaBlam! That was the greatest show ever! Other than that, I really liked some pretty gay-ass shows. I liked Beast Wars (when Transformers was animals) and Extreme Dinosaurs (which was rrrreeeeeaaaalllllyyyyy gay, but awesome at the time!); I also liked just about every cartoon around that time. The ...

Well, in my opinion, gaming went downhill after the 90's. The Super Nintendo had over TWICE the games that the 64 had... Yeah, that means that 64 had less than half of the number of games the SNES had... craziness... Now, numbers aren't everything. [I mean, Atari was supposed to have like eight game...

Not as bad as Donkey's... turns out the blood type didn't match... Not only that, but after DK decided to make a purse out of the stomach, he was ridiculed and laughed at by the entire island, I guess they thought that was soooo last week or something.... Why were the primates on Donkey Kong Island ...

And that's why I hate Atari! Such smug bastards! There are countless games where the easter eggs are one of the person's initials who worked on the game. Atari was too much of an a**hole to give people credit, thus their inevitable demise.

I agree with Fish Food Frenzy, but POISONOUS PIPELINE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? No inverted control excuses! That level was acually a challenge, it tryed to see if you could play the game backwards, things only DKC addicted people could do! It was a fun challenge. Hee Hee! The first time I playe...

Well, since there are movie/tv show topics, why not a book one? Although I'm not an avid reader, there are a few books that I haven't been able to put down. I'm currently in the middle-ish of the Guardians of Ga'Hoole series, which although is a "children's book" is very good... don't knoc...

I hear that. I would be so mad if I was second player and got to sit around and do nothing. I don't think that DK and Banjo should be combined... I mean they are similar on 62, but DKC and BK... I don't know. I don't see why they didn't make it like dkc1, having diddy as a playable character and add...

It seems weird to me that Diddy just rides Donkey's back... I don't know, just putting that out there.