Why are beavers in jungles and forests where they should be in creeks?
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Posted: February 10th, 2011, 3:01 pm
by Phyreburnz
You're probably right about that...
Why are they also in giant, stone wheels?
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Posted: February 11th, 2011, 9:49 am
by HavocReaper48
It's part of their workout. The Gnawties all wanna grow up to be a Very Gnawty some day.
Are Gnawties naughty, despite usually just walking around innocently?
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Posted: February 13th, 2011, 1:39 am
by Phyreburnz
If somebody can kill you just by touching you, I'd call that naughty.
Do you think they're venomous or something... and that's why they can kill you just by touching them?
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Posted: February 13th, 2011, 2:48 pm
by HavocReaper48
Nah, they actually have invisible force fields around them.
How did they have that kind of technology back in the 90's?!
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Posted: February 14th, 2011, 2:14 pm
by Phyreburnz
If I told you, I'd have to kill you... Said the government...
Why is the government so secretive?
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Posted: February 15th, 2011, 9:02 am
by HavocReaper48
It's a secret to everyone!
Why so small?
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Posted: February 15th, 2011, 9:51 am
by Phyreburnz
Because I said so!
Why were there mini-neckies in DKC 2 but not a regular Necky?
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Posted: February 15th, 2011, 10:20 am
by Matt534Dog
Because they were hit by a shrink ray!
Who's shrink ray was it?
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Posted: February 15th, 2011, 12:04 pm
by Phyreburnz
DK's, mini-Necky is less tough than Necky.
Why did Rare get rid of Zingers in DKC 3 and replace them with robot bees?
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Posted: February 15th, 2011, 12:24 pm
by HavocReaper48
You would think after losing their queen and king they would stop messing with the Kongs.
Why doesn't Matt534 help us unlock Donkey Kong in DKC2?
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Posted: February 16th, 2011, 6:34 am
by Phyreburnz
I don't know, but he best start!
Why did Rattly decide to give up on the Krem Krew and join up with DK and pals?
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Posted: February 16th, 2011, 9:42 am
by HavocReaper48
The Slippas and Rattly have a fierce rivalry -- K. Rool had enough of it and kicked Rattly out. Rattly mutinied.
Am I giving them too much backstory?
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Posted: February 16th, 2011, 1:01 pm
by Phyreburnz
Sure, why not... actually, no... give more backstory!
What would make for a sweet, new animal buddy on a new DK game?
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Posted: February 17th, 2011, 12:08 pm
by HavocReaper48
The Giraffe buddy that was once rumored to be able to in the original DKC. You could ride it and climb the neck to reach high places.
How come Chuck Norris never appears in fighting games?
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Posted: February 17th, 2011, 2:03 pm
by Phyreburnz
Because the cartridge, or disc, or whatever the game would be on would explode due to the awesome power of Chuck Norris.
Did you know that there was a Chuck Norris cartoon back in the 80's?
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Posted: February 17th, 2011, 2:20 pm
by HavocReaper48
O_O No way.
What was it called?
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Posted: February 17th, 2011, 2:44 pm
by Phyreburnz
Karate Kommandos. It was on Adult Swim before, and that's how I found out about it.
Are you going to go out and look for the dvd now?!
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Posted: February 18th, 2011, 1:02 pm
by HavocReaper48
Nah. YouTube will suffice.
Is Anyway You Want It the way you need it?
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Posted: February 20th, 2011, 2:12 am
by Phyreburnz
Probably not... that sounds like a really bad idea... a lot of people would... go missing...
Did that sound mysterious or what?!
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Posted: February 21st, 2011, 3:23 am
by HavocReaper48
Juuuust a little.
Who brought light into my lair?
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Posted: February 21st, 2011, 4:56 am
by Phyreburnz
His name is Mr. Sun; he's responsible for lighting and heating the earth.
Does the Sun even have a gender?
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Posted: February 21st, 2011, 1:08 pm
by HavocReaper48
I don't see how you could tell the difference between a male and female sun, so I wouldn't know.
Would you like some WAAHTAAAA?
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Posted: February 21st, 2011, 3:27 pm
by Phyreburnz
No I wouldn't, but thanks for asking.
You've lived on this planet all of your life and you don't know what gender our Sun is?! How could you?!
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Posted: February 24th, 2011, 2:33 am
by HavocReaper48
I didn't think it mattered so much.
Why does it matter so much?
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Posted: February 24th, 2011, 4:50 am
by Phyreburnz
Because I said so... I guess.... O.o
Why aren't there any female gorillas on Donkey Kong Island?
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Posted: February 24th, 2011, 8:12 am
by Tiptup Jr.
Besides Wrinkly, and maybe Candy.
omg lol?
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Posted: February 24th, 2011, 8:15 am
by Phyreburnz
...um....no?
And isn't Candy a gibbon or something? Neither she nor Wrinkly look like gorillas... So... are they really gorillas?
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Posted: February 24th, 2011, 3:39 pm
by HavocReaper48
Do not question Rare's genius! Accept it!
Will DKC ever get old?
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Posted: February 27th, 2011, 3:21 am
by Phyreburnz
Well, considering that I have a tv from 1977 and I don't call it old... I would say no, but if you were to ask a "normal" person, the answer would probably be yes...
Is there an unknown relationship between Donkey Kong and King Kong?
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Posted: February 27th, 2011, 6:41 am
by HavocReaper48
King Kong is Donkey's long lost uncle.
If I don't consider DKC old, am I not "normal"?
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Posted: February 28th, 2011, 1:57 pm
by Phyreburnz
That depends.
Spoiler!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1WAC2attCU&playnext=1&list=PLBDB9896E0437D4E9 Mine looks similar to this... except it's smaller. I made a painting with it in it, you can see the tv on the right-hand side.
Do you think my 1977 television is old?
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Posted: March 1st, 2011, 2:40 pm
by HavocReaper48
If it works, I wouldn't call it old.
If I had a banana for every time Donkey Kong was captured, how many bananas would I have?
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Posted: March 2nd, 2011, 2:30 pm
by Phyreburnz
If you're counting game repeats (DKC on gba and such) 8, if not, then just 5.
So, there's an original Donkey Kong version of Jenga... should I buy it?
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Posted: March 3rd, 2011, 8:06 am
by HavocReaper48
Depends.
How much is it, and do you think it will be worth that?
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Posted: March 3rd, 2011, 10:12 am
by Phyreburnz
It's about twenty bucks... and honestly I don't even like Jenga! I just want it because it's Donkey Kong XD
Does that make me an idiot?
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Posted: March 3rd, 2011, 11:14 am
by HavocReaper48
Absolutely not!
Will you post pics of it?
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Posted: March 3rd, 2011, 1:46 pm
by Phyreburnz
No!... Okay... yes, I will.
Does that not look amazing?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted: March 3rd, 2011, 2:28 pm
by HavocReaper48
Awesome !
Wait, how was that answer stupid...? O_o
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted: March 6th, 2011, 2:09 am
by Phyreburnz
Well... It's probably stupid that I'd buy it even though I don't like Jenga....
Does that not sound stupid?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted: March 9th, 2011, 11:26 am
by HavocReaper48
You stupified me.
Am I dumb for misspelling "Stupefied"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted: March 9th, 2011, 1:11 pm
by Phyreburnz
Yes! Now go sit in the dunce corner XD
Spoiler!
I don't think you're stupid and you probably shouldn't go sit in the dunce corner!
Do you think that phobia-namers were being a jerk when they decided this:"Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words"?
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Posted: March 10th, 2011, 10:11 am
by HavocReaper48
juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust a little.
How good is your eyesight?
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Posted: March 10th, 2011, 10:51 am
by Phyreburnz
Good enough to copy-pasta your text into google to be able to read it XD
So is it just me, or is it hillarious that Justin Bieber's videos have over one-million dislikes?
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Posted: March 11th, 2011, 10:45 am
by HavocReaper48
Haters gonna hate.
Justin Bieber is a disgrace to all "Justin"s everywhere, including Timberlake, don't you agree?
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Posted: March 13th, 2011, 3:03 am
by Phyreburnz
Yes... and I didn't even think of that until you said it... O.O
Where do the Kongs get their clothes?
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Posted: March 13th, 2011, 6:28 am
by HavocReaper48
Japan. Everything comes from there apparently except for Donkey Kong Country, which is British
Why is the Joker not funny?
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Posted: March 14th, 2011, 11:51 am
by Phyreburnz
... Because he's a murderer.... maybe.... just maybe murderers aren't funny when they're busy KILLING PEOPLE!!!
Do you think killing people is funny, huh? Huh? Huh?! *she said in a jeering and progressively louder voice*
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Posted: March 20th, 2011, 2:23 am
by HavocReaper48
No, no! I didn't mean to sound like that!
Can Gieco really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Posted: February 10th, 2011, 8:02 am
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