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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 19th, 2009, 3:26 pm
by gamer_boy997
Grumpy and Angryish.

Why does DK wear a tie and nothing else unlike the other Kongs?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 19th, 2009, 3:31 pm
by Katastrophe Kong
All of his other clothes are pink.

Why is Eddie the mean old yeti so mean?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 20th, 2009, 2:41 am
by SmudgeKWOOD
Cause DK killed his mom. :|

Which Kong is also a photographer?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 21st, 2009, 10:47 am
by Donkey King
Me!

Why don't Gnawties attack?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 21st, 2009, 10:58 am
by Jomingo
Because they are busy saving money on car insurance.


How does Lanky spend his weekends?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 21st, 2009, 2:29 pm
by gamer_boy997
Doing stretches.

Why does Chunky wear a belt even though he doesn't wear pants?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 21st, 2009, 2:54 pm
by Jomingo
It's a utility belt, with such crazy gadgets as a pancake flipper and Squirrel mating call(never know when you might need that).

Why do game developers try to make animated video game characters such as Tiny and Candy look so hot? (seriously, it's weird).

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 21st, 2009, 4:20 pm
by CoolStyleE
To make it seem as if the character`s married. My guess, I`ve noticed it.
When did DK join DKC Atlas?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 21st, 2009, 4:49 pm
by SmudgeKWOOD
He didn`t... QK did. :lol:
Why did Diddy talk so fierce when rapping?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 22nd, 2009, 4:15 pm
by CoolStyleE
Cause, as we know, Dixie`s Diddy`s 2nd girlfriend, Diddy had a horrible breakup with that jerk.
Why did Diddy turn into a blue Klubba in Castle Crush when he dropped and broke a barrel, and then pretended to throw a barrel?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 23rd, 2009, 6:20 am
by KremKrawl
Because Diddy was really throwing invisible chemicals at the wall, the chemicals bounced off the wall and hit Diddy, who mutated into a blue Klubba look-a-like.

Why does DK like to ride on a gray version of himself?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 23rd, 2009, 6:55 am
by The Guy
It is to scare away insurance salesmen.

Do Gnawties talk with Goombas and Waddle Dees?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 23rd, 2009, 8:07 am
by Jomingo
No, they have an intense rivalry.

Why does Diddy talk so fierce when he's raping? (her her, c wut i did thar)

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 23rd, 2009, 4:23 pm
by CoolStyleE
Grammar/Confusion error:
It should be "Why does Diddy still..."

Cause he`s still mad at his original gf.
How drunk was Dixie when she said she`d go with Diddy on such a dangerous quest in DKC2?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: June 23rd, 2009, 4:52 pm
by SmudgeKWOOD
A gallon of milk :roll:
Which Kong has a pet T-Rex?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 5th, 2009, 4:45 pm
by Lanky Kong
Kiddy, LOL.

Whats Happen if Lucario, Knuckles the Echidna, Geno and Nuzleaf were in DKC Trilogy?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 6th, 2009, 12:57 pm
by DK4Ever
Kong-Fu wrote:Because ass wouldn't have been family-friendly.


Hehehe Ass Kong...

Anyway, as for the pervious question, my head would implode from shear confusion, causing the universe to slowly expand, and bring about the end of the 3rd Ice Age, following the destruction of Michael Jackson's favorite cat Mittens at last year's celebrity pet talent show; allowing the force-field around the White House to become weak enough for Kommander K. Rool to attack with his army of mecha-kremlings, bringing about the plot device for DKC4.

Whew.

Now, Where were Kiddy and Dixie in DK64, and how did Chunky, TIny and Lanky get to DK Isle?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 7th, 2009, 1:44 pm
by FefeRawft
Chuck Norris moved them around.

What would Diddy do if Kiddy touched Dixie?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 7th, 2009, 3:21 pm
by CoolStyleE
Diddy would kill Kiddy with a donut
What was the other reason why Manky Kong`s got kicked out of the Kong clan?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 8th, 2009, 12:06 pm
by FefeRawft
He did the same thing Kiddy did, but no one told Diddy, or the donut.

DK didn't have a TV in DKC. What did he do with it?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 8th, 2009, 12:41 pm
by Jomingo
The donut took it.

What exactly killed Wrinkly Kong?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 8th, 2009, 12:50 pm
by FefeRawft
She was poisoned by Kiddy's blood on the donut she ate.

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 9:08 am
by The Guy
No question? Fine.

Is the Donut the most powerful being ever to appear in DK games?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 9:32 am
by FefeRawft
No, the bagel is.

Huh, I thought I put a question. I guess I want too busy thinking about donuts.

What came first, Diddy's donut, or the Cranky's super secret team of donut fighting bagels, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Bagels?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 10:04 am
by gamer_boy997
Cranky's team of fighting bagels, but when Diddy's donut came, they couldn't defeat it, so they died down.

Why are all of these questions involving the donut when the bagel is even more powerful?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 10:09 am
by FefeRawft
Because the donut tastes better.

How many more questions are going to involve the donut?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 10:39 am
by The Guy
I'm not so sure.

Is the Donut still alive?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 10:47 am
by FefeRawft
Yes but it had to get surgery when Diddy got hungry. And it is scarred for life when Diddy was cooking naked and forgot to close the cabinet the donut was in. Ever since then, he's been only half a donut.

Is this the first question that doesn't involve Diddy's donut?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 11:17 am
by gamer_boy997
No, because you asked if it didn't involve the donut, but since you mentioned the donut, it involves it.

Ever since the N64, four players could play on one console. Will that number ever go up to six?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 11:44 am
by FefeRawft
Dammit! You almost broke the donut streak! I'll keep it alive thought! Yes, but players five and six, must acknowledge that Diddy's donut is cooler than them before they can play.

Will Diddy's donut ever be forgotten?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 11:48 am
by The Guy
No, he will be in our hearts forever. (And in Diddy's arteries...)

Does the Donut have any difficulties being only half a donut now?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 11:54 am
by FefeRawft
Yes, he can't have any Munchkins (familiar with Dunkin Donuts?).

Does Diddy like Dixie's donut?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 2:38 pm
by PotoGamer
Yes, but he'll only eat it with chocolate sprinkles. Yum.

Does Diddy's donut and Dixie's donut get along?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 3:13 pm
by FefeRawft
Not at first, when Diddy tried to eat her. But then they had a few Munchkins before the accident that left Diddy's half a donut.

Is Dixie's donut sexy?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 3:42 pm
by KremKrawl
No.

Why is D.K. named Donkey Kong?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 9th, 2009, 3:44 pm
by FefeRawft
Hmm.... this has already been asked and the answer was "because Ass isn't family friendly" or something like that.

So I'll give m answer:

That's what the Donkey's donut named him.

Each Kong has a donut. What are they're names?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 2:28 pm
by gamer_boy997
Whatever the Kong's name is :lol: .

What happens when someone tries to eat one of these donuts?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 2:46 pm
by FefeRawft
The donut bites back.

Are you people sure Dixie's donut isn't sexy?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 2:53 pm
by gamer_boy997
No, because we have never seen it.

Have we broken the streak for the most donut questions and answers in a row yet?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 3:06 pm
by FefeRawft
No, it's 32 question, and I will kill you all if we don't go on for at least 5 pages.

Why are the Kong's donuts so popular?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 3:13 pm
by gamer_boy997
Because they are donuts.

Do any of the donuts have sprinkles?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 3:15 pm
by FefeRawft
Dixie's is pink with sprinkles.

He → :mrgreen: tried to eat Swanky's donut. What did Swanky do?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 3:20 pm
by gamer_boy997
He gave him a disadvantage in his minigame.

Does King K. Rool have a donut?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 3:23 pm
by FefeRawft
Yes, and it stole DK's donut's sprinkle hoard.

Where is the donut sprinkle hoard?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 11th, 2009, 4:14 pm
by CoolStyleE
Under Kiddy's bed, which is a donut.

Why did DK go to Dunkin Donuts, kiss the biggest donut in the world, get punched in the face by the managers donut, did donuts in the parking lot screaming "I don't give a donut!," Eat Kiddy's donut, throw the Dunkin Donuts manager to Krispy Kream, make him work there, commiting treason, went back to Dunkin Donuts, told the managers donut to eat the other donuts, commiting cannibalism, then put a knife to it's side, blow up Dunkin Donuts with Diddy inside, killing him and his donut, and get killed by Dixie and her donut?

Mouthful! How many times did I say donut? :lol:

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 12th, 2009, 2:40 am
by FefeRawft
Because he wanted to. And I'm to lazy to count.

(Since when does Kiddy sleep on a donut?)


The donuts are indestructible, what did they do when DD blew up?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 16th, 2009, 1:40 am
by The Guy
They rebuilt it with the help of Gnawties.

How long did it take?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 16th, 2009, 4:17 am
by FefeRawft
A few years, the Gnawtys spent the first few looking for pieces of burnt donuts.

Was Diddy's Donut born in a DD?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 16th, 2009, 5:02 am
by The Guy
No, it was the donut God's son.

What's the purpose of Diddy's Donut?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: July 18th, 2009, 7:56 am
by FefeRawft
Because Diddy wanted a pet.

Have we reached 36 donut questions yet?