DKC Atlas Forum

Posted: **April 4th, 2010, 4:14 am**

Heheh, owwwned. But as far as the PS3 thing, yes, I've got a defunct 360 and Wii but no PlayStation.

So um... anyone else go to Walmart last night?

Posted: **April 4th, 2010, 10:01 am**

Nope.

What do you think could happen if you encounter Jim Carrey at Walmart?

Posted: **April 8th, 2010, 2:38 am**

I would beg him to be in his next movie. He'll say no at first, but I'll beg so much, he'll make me become an extra :twisted:

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Does anyone else miss the activity of this forum and the frequent updates to this site?

Posted: **April 8th, 2010, 7:21 am**

Yes.

How would you react to your brother's email about aliens and monsters attacking his place?

Posted: **April 8th, 2010, 12:04 pm**

Yes.

Does having a PS1 and a PS2 equal having a PS3? Or a PS2.5?

Posted: **April 8th, 2010, 12:07 pm**

More like a PS2.5. However, you can play PS1 games on the later consoles, although it depends on the PS3...

Is this a good remake of a DKC level?

Posted: **April 9th, 2010, 11:57 am**

Not bad!

Does anyone know what Flying Spaghetti Monster tastes like?

Posted: **April 9th, 2010, 12:19 pm**

Nope.

What happens when I push this button?

Posted: **April 10th, 2010, 12:16 pm**

Tick tick tick, WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Does anyone know Longcat's exact height?

Posted: **April 10th, 2010, 1:08 pm**

It is over 9000... Cubed. Thrice. Measured in light years.

Should you DO A BARREL ROLL when Peppy tells you to?

Posted: **April 10th, 2010, 11:05 pm**

No, because ITS A TRAP!!

When is it not a trap?

Posted: **April 11th, 2010, 1:46 am**

It is not a trap when the Advice Dog tells you it's not a trap.

Are we referencing too much memes?

Posted: **April 11th, 2010, 12:38 pm**

Yes we are! And Advice Dog give crappy advice, so I wouldn't trust him.

Is it Catnarok yet?

Posted: **April 30th, 2010, 11:43 am**

No, because I have no idea what that means.

Why do all my friends (male, and just a few female) say I'm ugly, yet, females that are around my age that I have never seen come up to me and say I'm really cute? (Seriously, this confuses me.)

Posted: **May 1st, 2010, 2:43 am**

Maybe your friends are really not your friends, that's all.

What does Donkey Kong say when he stubs his toe?

Posted: **May 4th, 2010, 12:21 pm**

"AW DANG, I DONE SPILLED MA DRANK!" ('Cuz the force of the toe stub caused him to, ya know, spill his drank.)

Who's watching a McDonald's commercial featuring Sundae the dog right now?

Posted: **May 16th, 2010, 5:29 am**

Not me!!!!

And what the hell is Grimace? I know who he is, and what he feels like (I hugged him a few weeks ago), but what the !@#$ is he?!

Posted: **May 16th, 2010, 2:16 pm**

Your mom.

Should I take over the world?

Posted: **May 16th, 2010, 3:05 pm**

Yes, but you'll need this and my help.

Does anyone else have the Bubble Bauble theme stuck in there head?

Posted: **May 17th, 2010, 10:18 am**

I never even heard of it, but upon reading the question the theme of the early levels of Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine came into my mind.

What if I said a stupid statement meant to answer nothing and someone got back at me with a stupid question?

Posted: **June 17th, 2010, 12:06 pm**

What?

Ain't this place EMPTY EMPTY EMPTY empty empty...?

Posted: **June 18th, 2010, 4:01 am**

No, thanks to DKCR. While there are not much new users, many guys have returened, even if they had been inactive for around a year.

When does Donkey Kong wear socks on his hands?

Posted: **June 18th, 2010, 5:14 am**

When he's giving Cranky a haircut.

Why does K.Rool hover with a sort of jetpack/helicopter thing in DKC3?

Posted: **June 18th, 2010, 7:01 am**

Because it was his first attempt to be a bird.

Does Donkey Kong have insurance, and if so, what kind(s(?)) of insurance?

Posted: **June 18th, 2010, 7:27 am**

DK has pet insurance in case anything ever happens to Diddy.

Where do DK's animal buddies disappear to when they finish a level?

Posted: **August 14th, 2010, 8:12 pm**

They take a coffee break, and hide in a crate hoping that some idiot Kremling will put it in DK's path.

Does anyone remember some 1000+ post conversation about round pastries?

Posted: **August 15th, 2010, 7:18 am**

Yes, but we didn't want to.

Where is DK Island?

Posted: **August 16th, 2010, 3:43 pm**

Next to my house.

Is anyone else glad Toy Story 3 reached the $400 million domestic mark?

Posted: **August 16th, 2010, 6:38 pm**

I guess so.

What do I want to drink right now? *hint* 3 green marks, and a tall black can *hint*

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 6:15 am**

Oil!

Did I win the grand prize?

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 9:15 am**

No.

Is this question stupid enough to post here?

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 9:21 am**

Maybe, let me check...

Is the above post stupid enough?

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 10:00 am**

Yes, the above post qualifies as the stupidest ever to have been posted...

Should my handwriting be Bold, italic, or underlined?

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 10:11 am**

None, it should be strikethoughed.

Is the Forum Games category silly and unnecessary?

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 12:44 pm**

Hell yes!

Matt534Dog wrote:Oil!

Did I win the grand prize?

No! It's Monster!

Do you like this question?

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 12:47 pm**

I like that question, but I don't like-like that question.

Is anyone else hungry?

Posted: **August 17th, 2010, 4:23 pm**

No, I just ate a whole bag of generic Market Basket Jax.

Quick, what does OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA stand for?!?!?!?!

Posted: **August 18th, 2010, 7:44 am**

OMG!!!! Kiddy Escaped From the Annoying Monkey Torture Camp That For Some Reason is Owned by the Kongs Who Happen to Also Be Monkeys. It's Kinda Weird When You Think About It. Now Go Shoot That Little Ass Down!!

Posted: **August 18th, 2010, 9:24 pm**

Hey! Where's the question?!

That's really what that stood for?

Posted: **August 19th, 2010, 7:15 am**

The question fell into a void of nothingness.

And yes, that's really what it stands for.

What is DK doing now?

Posted: **August 20th, 2010, 7:59 am**

Banging Candy Kong

What happened to King K. Rool's wife?

Posted: **August 20th, 2010, 8:17 am**

DK collected his spoils of war.

Are we snooPING AS usual?

Posted: **August 20th, 2010, 1:51 pm**

It wasn't me, it was Mama Luigi!

i can haz dkcr?

Posted: **September 26th, 2010, 3:17 pm**

No because I HAVE THE ONLY COPY AND TO GET IT, YOU'LL HAVE TO CHALLENGE ME TO A RACE AROUND THE WORLD!!!!!!

Will I win that race?

Posted: **September 27th, 2010, 2:51 am**

No, because Sonic the Hedgehog is also racing and he's the fastest thing alive, and he wins the race!

What will he do with the DKCR copy?

Posted: **September 27th, 2010, 11:53 am**

Burn it, sob incessantly that his company (Sega) was bought out by his arch enemy (Nintendo), and make Donkey number one on his hit-list.

If Sonic went after DK, what would the crime scene look like?

Posted: **September 27th, 2010, 12:18 pm**

There would be millions of footprints from Sonic running so fast.

Can I ask a question that brings us back to the donut questions?

Posted: **September 29th, 2010, 8:47 am**

Darth Vader: NOOOOOoOOooOooOo

Spoiler!

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/ For better results.

Would Sonic murdering DK be a weird episode of CSI DK Island?

Posted: **September 29th, 2010, 9:27 am**

Yes, but it's pure fiction... Everyone knows that DK would pound the ever-loving hedge out of that hog!

How does Funky Kong go from laid-back surfer to blood-thirsty army commando?

Posted: **September 30th, 2010, 8:23 am**

magic.

Is this a donut question?

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