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Posted: **January 2nd, 2010, 9:50 am**

I was thinking something more like asdfghjkl;' but yours works fine too.

Longcat or Tacgnol?

Posted: **January 2nd, 2010, 10:05 am**

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Cat

Tamama or Mametchi?

Posted: **January 3rd, 2010, 3:17 am**

I guess the second one.

What is the seventh letter in
THE ALPHABET?

Posted: **January 3rd, 2010, 8:37 am**

H if it's THE ALPHABET joke and G if we're talking the letter in the alphabet. Or it could be %.

Can anyone here recite the names of every single Poke'mon?

Posted: **January 4th, 2010, 5:26 am**

Maybe 90% of them in the wrong order.

What you would you thinkk if I got a pet monkey and gave him a red shirt and hat?

Posted: **January 4th, 2010, 6:52 am**

I would marry you.

What do you think of that proposal?

Posted: **January 4th, 2010, 2:49 pm**

It's great!

(OMG!! My 200th post!!)

Why does my dog insist on licking my leg?!

Posted: **January 19th, 2010, 8:22 pm**

Because the leg of your computer chair didn't taste the same.

Are we there yet?

Posted: **January 20th, 2010, 8:24 am**

We'll get there when we get there!

What is the meaning of life?

Posted: **February 1st, 2010, 3:50 pm**

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally. (Taken from dictionary.com)

Where do we keep our eyes open for the bargains?

Posted: **February 1st, 2010, 8:50 pm**

Christmas Tree Shop!

Boston Bruins or Boston Red Sox?

Posted: **February 4th, 2010, 7:28 am**

Um... Neither, because they both suck? (I assume; I don't follow professional sports at all.)

Anyone got plans for Valentine's Day?

Posted: **February 24th, 2010, 7:54 pm**

No, because that stupid question was answered after Valentine's Day.

Why didn't anyone answer it before Valentine's Day?

Posted: **February 25th, 2010, 8:22 am**

Nobody did because the forum isn't very active.

What is this: :arrow:

Posted: **February 27th, 2010, 2:57 pm**

Remember in DK64 when Chunky would point to Tiny even when she wasn't there, well it's something like that but with smilies.

:shock:

Posted: **February 28th, 2010, 2:02 am**

He just became comfortable.

Finish the sentence: I...

Posted: **March 5th, 2010, 8:08 am**

... am NOT a cat!!

Finish the sentence:

Diddy Kong....

Posted: **March 5th, 2010, 8:11 am**

... rhymes with Giddy Kong.

One day, Donkey Kong decided to turn on his computer to play...

Posted: **March 5th, 2010, 10:58 am**

... a DKC ROM.

The second DKC is definitely....

Posted: **March 6th, 2010, 7:16 am**

... good.

One day Donkey Kong tried to go to his Banana Hoard, but he ended up in...

Posted: **March 6th, 2010, 7:58 am**

... this topic here: viewtopic.php?f=40&t=599&start=50

Why did this start happening? (That's the question)

Posted: **March 6th, 2010, 10:11 am**

Because The Guy messed it up.

Why did The Guy mess it up?

Posted: **March 6th, 2010, 12:32 pm**

Because I felt like it.

What does Donkey Kong dream about if he eats overripe bananas?

Posted: **March 6th, 2010, 2:13 pm**

He has a dream where he found 6 eggs with question marks on them and a key made out of ice.

What did DK use them for?

Posted: **March 6th, 2010, 2:59 pm**

he made a banana nut bread with them nummy, those eggs anyway enough for the whole donkey kong family and us.

Posted: **March 8th, 2010, 5:12 am**

No question? Okay.

Just the other day Kiddy Kong tripped on a vine and fell into a pit, where he found something. What was it?

Posted: **March 11th, 2010, 10:56 am**

The vine was actually a prehistoric fossilized bananasaur.

Why do I keep coming back here?

Posted: **March 11th, 2010, 11:05 am**

You keep coming back here because you forgot your car keys.

Is there any game Cranky is not good at?

Posted: **March 11th, 2010, 11:17 am**

Most Mario games, Zelda, CoD, Halo, and OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA (If anyone remembers that!)

Does anyone still remember OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA?

Posted: **March 12th, 2010, 6:41 am**

Yep.

What did Kiddy do during the 7,891th second during last Thursday?

Posted: **March 12th, 2010, 2:25 pm**

Run away, but returned the 7,892nd second during last Thursday because he was hungry.

What did he eat?

Posted: **March 24th, 2010, 7:07 am**

He ate a half a sub for some reason.

What is the following arrow pointing to: :arrow:

Posted: **March 24th, 2010, 8:32 am**

Blank space on a post [/serious cat]

Find me a picture of serious cat. <- Question

Posted: **March 24th, 2010, 12:11 pm**

Nope, sorry.

Whatever happened to the activity in this topic, and Qyzbud?

Posted: **March 29th, 2010, 5:34 am**

Qyz... is on a journey. Of epicness. I wish him well.

Will I ever find true love? :oops:

Posted: **March 29th, 2010, 5:57 am**

Yes. You will have to cross the Sahara Desert on foot first, though. Thankfully there's no time limit.

When will the next update to the main site be?

Posted: **March 31st, 2010, 1:28 am**

About a week from now, maybe a couple of years......

Yes? No? Maybe? Possible? Epic? Fail? Win? Diddy Kong? Only the brave will be able to solve the puzzle....

Posted: **March 31st, 2010, 2:23 am**

There is only one answer: There is no answer!

Is that a paradox?

Posted: **March 31st, 2010, 9:34 am**

YOU SHALL BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!

NOW WHO WILL HELP ME BUILD A TURTLE FENCE?!?!?!?12478

Posted: **March 31st, 2010, 10:00 am**

Turtles will, as you can't have a turtle fence without turtles!

What if you can have a turtle fence that has nothing to do with turtles?

Posted: **April 1st, 2010, 7:49 am**

Then it would be a rattlesnake fence.

So anyway... how does everyone feel about the current state of the global economy?

Posted: **April 1st, 2010, 8:04 am**

Ask again in 4 years and maybe you'll get a positive response.

Why do your feet smell, but your nose run?

Posted: **April 1st, 2010, 8:44 am**

Because they want to play "Soviet Russia" in a new way.

What gets wetter as it dries?

Posted: **April 1st, 2010, 9:06 am**

I know the answer, but I don't want to get banned for making inapropriate jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted: **April 1st, 2010, 9:08 am**

Ohhhh snap! I probably know what you're referring to.

But yeah, that chicken joke is so old, let's spice it up a bit... because a black guy was after it!

Too much?

Spoiler!

EDIT: Probably, but I believe The Guy got that wetter-drier thing off of an episode of Family Guy that aired recently.

Posted: **April 1st, 2010, 10:31 am**

Not even enough.

Spoiler!

And yes, I got it from Family Guy.

? (What was said here by 8-)

?)

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 10:06 am**

said ''PIES.''

Why can't I beat Lance in Pokemon HeartGold?

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 10:12 am**

You can't beat him because he's really Chuck Norris in disguise.

What happened after the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side?

Posted: **April 3rd, 2010, 4:36 pm**

He was fried and sold to KFC.

What is my question?

Posted: **April 4th, 2010, 1:54 am**

Hopefully something more creative than "What is my question?"

Am I the only Atlaser with a PS3?

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