DKC Atlas Forum

To summarize in a friendly way, Kritter had captured Dixie by covering her with a blanket and waiting until she fell asleep.

Would that actually work?

No. Because now she’s prepared.

Are we too ridiculous?

There's never such thing as too much ridiculousness.

Is chocolate syrup with waffles good?

That depends on whether you like chocolate syrup or waffles.

Why do I want to play DKC3 in the morning?

I have no idea.

Is that stupid question true?

It is true for many mornings, but not all of them.

What happened when Diddy, Dixie, and Tiny battled the snake sisters?

Bunny rabbits popped out of the ground.

Why does the sheriff in Cars say "Crazy hot rodder!"

Those hot rod guys are crazy.

Would Diddy have an easier or harder time winning?

the game.

What is he winning?

He would defeat the sisters.

Did you mean what prize would he win afterwards?

yes. sorry.

What did he win?

Stronger friendships and an exuberant amount of bananas.

Would Dixie and Tiny prove just as capable?

Of course!

How dare you think otherwise!

What would even suggest that?

I had to think of a dumb question to ask, but Diddy could be too handsome as well.

Why has Luigi never been afraid of Donkey?

Because banana slammas don't reach that far.

What is the max distance of a banana slamma?

That depends on how many bananas Donkey has recently eaten.

At max power, could the banana slamma exceed the length of DK Island?

No way! Just the length of whatever 'banana island's DK lives on.

What's up with the cartoon doing that?

The 90's were rather strange, and so is Canada.

Why were Dixie and Candy not themselves?

Because Canada is on it's way to communism.

Are we on the same path?

Probably not, because King K. Rool would invade our planet before that and establish his Kremling dictatorship.

Speaking of him, what does K. Rool hate the most besides DK?

Bananas according to Jungle Climber.

Does K. Rool use Kremkoins for anything?

After losing two islands, several galleons, an army of Kremlings and his wife's cooking utensils, K. Rool has developed a gambling addiction and spends all of his Kremkoins at a local Kasino.

How many Kremkoins equal one Banana Coin, and how do Bear Coins and Bonus Coins compare?

The Coins of Banana and Bear simply do not dare to compare.

Did Tiny grow up because of the important women she met?

Candy Kong must have been an inspiration, since she's pretty tall and Tiny's role model. Perhaps Tiny can make herself grow too, not just shrink.

Seeing how she runs a music shop in DK64, what is Candy's favorite instrument?

The Korg Wavestation.

Now the crucial question, Flurry: what is your opinion of the DKC cartoon?

I love the DKC cartoon! Admittedly, I haven't watched the full thing, but so far I've been enjoying it. I love the characters, even if they're kinda dumb sometimes (looking at you, Donkey), and each episode has a fun idea. I haven't seen Dixie that much in the cartoon though, I hope she gets more time to shine in later episodes.

What do you guys think of the cartoon?

It's definitely a product of its time period.

Why is the cartoon a musical?

Because you had Joy Tanner, the incredible Sterling Jarvis (voted best voice on Broadway of the year at some point), and Benedict Campbell!!!

Who sings these songs? You are my prince my precious brute, you're evil deeds will be so cute. Wellx do you not see what we all see here! The crocodile's the superior species! Your donkey rock initials D K! It's great to be a king! I seem to have a knack! For taking everything I want and giving nothing back! I'll take away your jellies, I'll take away your jams! Have a nice vacation if I decide to take your travel plans! Now that I have the power this is my finest hour, nothing on this earth can stop me now! I'll take away your TVs and a banana if I please. And I'll put an end to this silly world peace! There once was a kremling dynasty, the land was lush and we ruled the sea, we lived our lives so peacefully as a harmonious crew! Lies and cheats! Cheats and steals! My treacherous villainy makes me squeal! I never tip I always in butt in line, I never do the dishes and it suits me fine. I'm so pleased, I'm such a sleaze, this bad guy's things a breeze! With this book of spells I shall unleash an ancient power! I can bring down mountains or I can bring flowers, all the gators in the land will rejoice and sing when I make the apes of Kongo Bpngo puppets on strings! There comes a time in every monkey's life where he must stand and fight! Get ready to watch the skies! The ridiculous and funny?

They're sung by humans

What's the best song from the DKC cartoon?

That depends on what you value most out of a song.

Will I finally pass the test?

Yes.

Did you realize they were all sung by Benedict Campbell, King K.rool?

Yes of course, everybody knows that!

Do you think Cranky's speedrun of DKC in an hour is true or just made up?

Given that he was originally going to be playable and control terribly, he's making it up.

Should I design more of my game?

Absolutely, I'd be glad to hear more about it

Who's the most attractive Kremling and why?

Krusha! He's just the most attractive.

Did you realize I was talking about the cartoon Krusha?

There's not much difference.

How should I tell Flurry about the games?

You could PM me or talk to me about it on Discord, if that's what you're asking!

Who's the best of the Brothers Bear?

Best Bear.

Is Banjo one of the Brothers' Bear's brothers?

There's a video about that.

Are the snake sisters Pomely and Tuki good fan additions to the DK universe?

Maybe.

What's the best level in the trilogy?

The first one in each game, because without them, you can't play the rest.

What do you get by hanging with Funky?

A very sad funeral...

Which of Funky's outfits is the best?

Funky is always cool in whatever he wears.

Why do I have memories of being in Brazil when I think about Donkey Kong Country?

I have no idea.

Is Cranky portuguese?

No, he's British.

Would K. Rool be the best at finding treasure in a board game?

Yes. Especially at Treasure Trove Cove.

Why was Wizpig so scared of Diddy and Co, that he never came back for revenge?

He was getting slow in his old age.

Who is the better galactic racer (or cheater): Wizpig from Diddy Kong Racing or Nitros Oxide from Crash Team Racing?

Wizpig.

Was Krunch actually spying for the kremlings, or was that just to keep up the ruse of the kremlings and kongs are archrivals.

It could possibly be both.

What happens when Dixie and Tiny drive the hovercraft into walls?

Diddy gives them a reprimand for bad driving.

What would happen if they did a race, the four of them, Diddy, Dixie, Tiny, and Wizpig. Throughout the whole game? Who would win each track and who would win overall?