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Donuts.

Donuts?

Okay.

Which donut should I choose?

The donut.

Why donut?

Because donut.

Is that a donut?

This ends today.

I hope I'm not coming off as a hard ass, but when the conversation deteriorates into "Donuts. Donuts?" I am forced to pull the plug.

"locked"

OK, you have been given a second chance at life, stupid question topic.

PotoGamer wrote:Donuts.

Donuts?

What is wrong with you people?

A lot. Because we were over obsessed with donuts.

Who is K. Rool?

He is three different people: A king who rules a ship, a pirate who commands a flying kroc, and an inventor who creates stuff.

Why can't Nintendo release a DKC4 on WiiWare?

Too lazy.

Why am I sleepy?

Because I hadn't slept in 2 days.

In the future, I want:

The Triforce to be found, and Heart Containers to be sold at stores.
Super Mushrooms should be in every Italian restaurant, and warp pipes should be mandatory for traveling outside your country.
The President should have his own personal Great Fox, and everyone's other car must be an Arwing.
When people fight, there must be falling weapons, and a damage counter.
During races, drivers will be given a box of banana peels, and there will be speed pads.
DKI must be found, and everyone must have a secret banana hoard.
Burying stuff must leave stars on the ground, and you can catch bugs by slamming trees with a net.
Life will have sound effects, and Action Replays.

What are your requests?

Don't know. I was being talked to by a talking donu- I mean, peanut!

What is the object, a football or a stone?

A stone, because it could be rounder than a football.

Why can't I think of a question?

Because people did lobotomy on your brain, causing you to forget what you were going to do.

What is Donkey Kong's favorite game?

The original Donkey Kong (because he gets to see his dad pinch his nipples, PM me about this).

What is Cranky's favorite game?

The Game, which I just lost.

Why does Donkey Kong wear a tie?

He thinks it's classy.

How have we already reached this many pages? *Ignoring the "bagel" questions*

Because we all have lives. And girlfriends.

Speaking of which, WHYYY??!!

Because if we didn't bananas wouldn't exist.

What's Diddy Kong's favorite FPS?

FPS? Frames per second? IDK, like 60

If Falco better than Kiddy?

No, because Kiddy likes to eat pie but Falco doesn't.

Why does Diddy hate Bob?

Because Falco likes him.

Why doesn't Falco eat pie?

Because Falco hates the number...

(you made a typo in your question by the way).

How come you made that typo?

Ur mawm told him too.

Why are Australian people so damn cool?

They're so uncool, it makes them cool :0....

Where was my typo?

You said "pie". It's supposed to say "pi".

Why did the ESRB create the E +10 rating?

They don't like kids 9 and under.

Why does Wolf O'Donnell have the best theme for any video game character?

Because they do.

Will the ESRB ever come up with the T +15 rating?

No.

What is Kiddy's favorite first person shooter?

The unreleased game: "OMG!!!! Kiddy Escaped From the Annoying Monkey Torture Camp That For Some Reason is Owned by the Kongs Who Happen to Also Be Monkeys. It's Kinda Weird When You Think About It. Now Go Shoot That Little Ass Down!!" (OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA) The name was too long, and PETA said it was animal cruelty or something, so they only let Kiddy play it.

What did Kiddy do when he played OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA for the first time?

He unlocked the achievements of "You're playing this Game", "You Missed", and "Die once for this Achievement."

No question? Alright then...

Let's pretend the T +15 rating DID exist. Would Conker's Bad Fur Day be given that rating, or would it stay at the M rating?

It would stay at M as 15 year olds don't drink...

Anyway, how much time Kiddy spent playing OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA in the past week?

72 hours straight, and then the moon crashed into Termina.

Link never showed up, why did Kiddy play OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA instead of saving Termina?

Because he doesn't know what or where Termina is, like me until I looked it up. On a related note, click 'file' and click 'Send Link' (Hur hur, I made a funny)
Where should you start biting into a choco cornet? (A choco cornet is a cornet filled with chocolate flavoured custard or pudding)

At the top.

What is Dixie's favorite sports video game?

I asked her, she said DKC3.... WTFWTFWTFWTF?!?!

WTFWTFWTFWTF?

IDKIDKIDKIDK.

How come we're missing the last letter (D) in OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA?

It was Sesame Street's 40th Anniversery, and the alphabet went on a parade. And that 'D' just so happened to be in it.

Does THIS look unsure to you? :

No.

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)

Pie.

Does Wrinkly like pie?

No, she prefers PRUNES (look it up.)

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?! *awesome*

Eh... maybe just a little bit of rawness mixed with a bunch of sweetness...

Why are hot girls the #1 thing on my list of favorites?

They're on the top of that list because you like them bacony. YUM!

What would happen if Diddy replaced Luigi?

A second Weegee would be born. This would make Ceiling Cat very angry. What?

Who would win in a fight: Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Diddy, or Link?

Diddy, because the four Weegees would stare at each other, attempting to turn each other into Weegees which they already are, therefore creating a paradox, causing an explosion that killed all four of them. After this Link was distracted by the explosions and got a barrel to the head by Diddy.

Why was the HeadOn commercial created like it was?

because ASDF domains the commercials world

what happens if i hack Lucario, Knuckles, Geno and Nuzleaf in DKC?

Another p@r0Dox would occur.

If I ask this question here, your will probably say Donkey Kong. If I asked this over at Zelda Classic, they would say Zelda. Make up your damn mind internet!!!!

Which is better Zelda or Donkey Kong?

That depends on one's views...

Donkey Kong for me.

Is it possible to make a perfect recreation of the DKC2 bramble levels in Little Big Planet? (Man, I 've been playing it a lot recently...)

Haven't a clue because PS3s are still ten billion dollars a piece.

Um... jfa;sldkjf;adksjf;gkhaksjdfhweroiuvcnm?