DKC Atlas Forum

Posted: **April 15th, 2014, 11:34 am**

There are too many distracting th-...oooooooh~! Shiny~!

Can monkey's learn to drive?

Posted: **April 15th, 2014, 2:33 pm**

Yes.

Has your hair ever rebelled against you?

Posted: **April 15th, 2014, 2:45 pm**

Does doing itself count?

How many bananas is too many bananas?

Posted: **April 16th, 2014, 8:02 am**

N/A.

What's underneath your leaf pile?

Posted: **April 16th, 2014, 11:48 am**

More leaves....and maybe a dead body.

Hey! Who jumped in my leaf pile?

Posted: **April 16th, 2014, 12:51 pm**

It was not me.

How do you feel about Jell-O?

Posted: **April 20th, 2014, 9:02 am**

Jell-Oish
why haven't I posted lately

Posted: **April 20th, 2014, 4:18 pm**

You were outnumbered.

Working hard or hardly working?

Posted: **April 21st, 2014, 11:49 pm**

NO it's Toronto
why did I leave

Posted: **April 22nd, 2014, 3:42 am**

You were sent by Qyzbud to complete an urgent mission.

Is there such a thing as obsessive tagging?

Posted: **April 22nd, 2014, 4:15 am**

N/A
what kind of computer are you

Posted: **April 22nd, 2014, 12:34 pm**

The one who is human.

Where is the banana?

Posted: **April 23rd, 2014, 10:39 am**

in mah belly
who is the banana

Posted: **April 23rd, 2014, 2:18 pm**

Everyone is the banana.

Is this illegal?

Posted: **June 30th, 2014, 8:13 am**

no if you take off the il
why is mah name Dixie Diddy

Posted: **June 30th, 2014, 2:20 pm**

You are both of them.

Where have you been all this time?

Posted: **July 8th, 2014, 4:05 am**

Scubadiving for Ice Cream Sandwiches

Where have you been?

Posted: **July 8th, 2014, 6:21 am**

In Kong Kollege, taking Kremling Khemistry.

How did your ice cream expedition turn out?

Posted: **July 8th, 2014, 6:35 am**

A little chilly. For once, its cold in this water.

Have you learned the Kremodic Table of Krem yet? (stupid name is stupid)

Posted: **July 8th, 2014, 8:32 am**

Yes, and it's very important/helpful.

Have you ever balanced a Kremcoin?

Posted: **July 8th, 2014, 3:38 pm**

If you are referring if i balanced ON a kremkoin or stacked them, then yeah...assuming one of my coins was a kremkoin!

WARNING: obvious reference inbound

Spoiler!

:angry: WHAT IS A MAN?

Posted: **July 9th, 2014, 1:07 pm**

A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!

Are you a janitor?

Posted: **September 12th, 2014, 2:08 pm**

You're dealing with a licensed plumber here, at least in reverse! I think it depends!

How would you react if we brought the forum games back(not really a retarded question but yeah)?

Posted: **September 17th, 2014, 12:46 pm**

They're still here, so I wouldn't mind.

Why did it take you months to respond here?

Posted: **September 17th, 2014, 2:26 pm**

Because it took me time to realize that you guys pretty much wanted this part of the thread dead.

How's the princess doing?

Posted: **September 20th, 2014, 1:50 am**

Oh, she's doing fine!

Which one are you talking about again?

Posted: **September 20th, 2014, 2:36 am**

Oh i don't really know at this point...

How should we protect the banana hoard DK has?

Posted: **September 24th, 2014, 2:31 pm**

Continue to eat all his bananas.

Why was Banjo-Kazooie rushed?

Posted: **September 24th, 2014, 2:32 pm**

Because DK was low on bananas.

Where have you been?

Posted: **September 27th, 2014, 2:13 am**

Now my pretty, listen here,
Haven't you known I to always be near?

Posted: **October 19th, 2015, 6:10 am**

I was on DK Island, nobody except me knows where that is on this world...

How do I save a Game Over? :dixiecry:

Posted: **October 19th, 2015, 8:16 am**

With Wario Land 3? :swanky:

Who wants some of this year's spooks? :twisted:

Posted: **October 21st, 2015, 12:44 pm**

← He does.

Do you want the donut questions to return?

Posted: **October 24th, 2015, 4:51 am**

I want the doughnut ones to, they're definitely different things!

How do you get a pig colonel, not just a mask?

Posted: **October 30th, 2015, 6:20 am**

I said pretty please.

Does Wrinkly's donut like Cranky's donut?

Posted: **October 30th, 2015, 10:47 am**

I'm guessing it dough's nut. Butter i may bee wrong.

Do you even kong?

Posted: **October 30th, 2015, 11:56 am**

Yeah, brah.

Did you know that I am an idiot?

Posted: **March 17th, 2016, 6:42 am**

No, I didn't.

Is it a bad idea to hug Dixie, Diddy, Donkey, or any other Kongs for that matter?

Posted: **March 19th, 2016, 7:15 am**

I dunno, depends on which one you decide to hug. Maybe you'll get some mixed answers...

I feel the need to finally get this one out of the way, Super Luigi. What is it with you and Dixie?!

Posted: **March 19th, 2016, 9:01 am**

I don't know what you mean.

Where are all the bananas?

Posted: **March 21st, 2016, 4:49 am**

What? You think the banana hoard was plundered again?

What would you consider your love?

Posted: **March 22nd, 2016, 8:44 am**

I still don't know what you mean.

Why are you so good at this game?

Posted: **March 22nd, 2016, 1:03 pm**

I'm not that good actually I'm just constantly thinking of silly answers to already retarded questions

Do you ever think that at some point you're forgetting something?

Posted: **March 22nd, 2016, 1:24 pm**

All the time.

Are we supposed to not like each other?

Posted: **January 20th, 2023, 1:05 pm**

I don’t think so. Cranky doesn’t know that in DKC3, though. I think he’s mellowed out since the DKC trilogy days.

Question:
How can a bird with a musical instrument carry a bear? The game in question is probably the best or one of the best on the N64! :parry:

Posted: **January 21st, 2023, 2:58 am**

Velcro. Lots and lots of Velcro.

Who stole Donkey Kong's shower? He had one before DK64 was released.

Posted: **January 21st, 2023, 8:31 am**

A red plumber.

How does Diddy Kong not break a leg in Parrot Chute panic? Dixie flies down. But what happens to Diddy? :parry:

Posted: **January 21st, 2023, 2:42 pm**

He bounces off of the bottom.

What happens when there are too many Banana Fairies together?

Posted: **January 21st, 2023, 3:53 pm**

Banana birds shoot blue eggs.

Why did Cranky beat DKC in under an hour? :parry:

Posted: **January 21st, 2023, 5:17 pm**

He probably had nothing better to do that day.

Why is there a DKC track called Northern Hemispheres? There's only one northern hemisphere on Earth last time I checked.

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