DKC Atlas Forum

Posted: **July 25th, 2009, 8:36 am**

Rattly, Rambi, and Squitter have their own donuts. Squawks and Parry also had a donut, but they got lost. Enguarde also had a donut but it got wet and soggy.

Why doesn't Winky have a donut?

Posted: **July 25th, 2009, 9:20 am**

Because he has two donuts.

Are there any differences between Winky's two donuts?

Posted: **July 25th, 2009, 9:48 am**

One has sprinkles.

Who's donut is a lesbian?

Posted: **July 25th, 2009, 9:51 am**

None of them.

Which Donut is the scariest?

Posted: **July 25th, 2009, 9:53 am**

Ghastly King's.

Which donut is both chocolate AND vanilla covered?

Posted: **July 25th, 2009, 10:25 am**

Donkey's.

Do any of them have a Wii?

Posted: **July 25th, 2009, 4:21 pm**

Just DK's

Does Diddy's donut have a boombox?

Posted: **July 26th, 2009, 4:53 am**

No just a CD player.

Who has a pet cat?

Posted: **July 27th, 2009, 5:25 pm**

DK.

I want donuts. (That is the question).

Posted: **July 28th, 2009, 6:45 am**

Here you go: o (Mini Donut)

Have we reach 681475134501897 donut questions yet?

Posted: **July 28th, 2009, 8:07 am**

Nope.

May I have the donut next to the one with chocolate sprinkles?

Posted: **July 28th, 2009, 11:07 am**

Yes.
Can I have the blue one?

Posted: **July 28th, 2009, 4:22 pm**

Go ahead.

The black donut drank a fifth of Kool-Aid. Do you dare him to drive?

Posted: **July 28th, 2009, 4:59 pm**

Of course. :mrgreen:

Can these questions/answers get any more stupid? :?:

Posted: **July 28th, 2009, 5:06 pm**

Oh yes!

Whose donut did the president steal?

Posted: **July 29th, 2009, 6:59 am**

Lanky Kong's which is the only Donut that has legs with feet.

How good are the legs?

Posted: **July 29th, 2009, 8:42 am**

They suck.

How are Diddy's hands?

Posted: **July 29th, 2009, 2:37 pm**

Delicious.

Which donut broke the vase?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 2:39 am**

It was a group effort.

Who's vase was it?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 3:08 am**

Mine.

Who's donut did I eat?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 9:50 am**

Hillbilly Kong's (The unknown kong from DK Pilot)

When will the last donut question will be ansered?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 10:04 am**

Trillions of posts from now.

What happened to City Kong's donut?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 10:06 am**

It became a rodeo clown but he said it was too complicated. Now he's in lawyer school.

Are Donuts good at Math?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 10:09 am**

Yes, and in Science too.

Which donut has the best grades?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 10:28 am**

Tiny's, making up for its small size.

How did Tiny's appearence change? (Didn't feel like doing a Donut question, but I will next time...)

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 12:20 pm**

Because of a magic donut.

Are you going to write a donut related answer?

Posted: **July 30th, 2009, 12:28 pm**

NO! j/k Yes.

Which Donut is the heaviest?

Posted: **July 31st, 2009, 12:10 am**

The Black Hole Donut Hole.

Now that all donuts have been sucked into the event horizon including but not limited to the sprinkly covered donuts what shal replace donuts and anything related to food?

Oh did I mention time itself was sucked into the black hole which means the word z^?_$ doesn't even exist...and I have no clue why I'm posting this. It had something to do with something but I can't seem to remember... :roll:

Posted: **August 11th, 2009, 1:24 am**

Cyclone wrote:The Black Hole Donut Hole.

Now that all donuts have been sucked into the event horizon including but not limited to the sprinkly covered donuts what shal replace donuts and anything related to food?

Cupcaeks.

But what will replace cupcaeks?

Posted: **August 11th, 2009, 4:03 am**

Donut's

Why did you try to stop the donut questions?

Posted: **August 11th, 2009, 11:16 am**

He just wants to.

What are donuts?

Posted: **August 11th, 2009, 5:46 pm**

Monkey Meat Rings

Do vegitarians eat animal cracker shaped donuts?

Posted: **August 12th, 2009, 3:03 am**

*Facepalm*

(Yes that is an answer)

Doesn't anyone think these questions are getting entirely too stupid?

Posted: **August 12th, 2009, 6:58 am**

Lol. (It's the answer)

Who is in love with me?

Posted: **August 12th, 2009, 7:28 am**

Cranky's Donut.

How many donut-related questions are we going to ask? (Counting this)

Posted: **August 12th, 2009, 8:39 am**

None (<--Wishful thinking)

Donkey King wrote:Who is in love with me?

Well that ranks about a 9 on my dumb question-o-meter

Does anyone else think this topic is off the charts of the dq-o-meter?

Posted: **August 17th, 2009, 12:22 pm**

Mama Luigi does.

How many donuts would it take to screw in a light bulb (before they were sucked into the black hole)?

Posted: **August 18th, 2009, 9:59 am**

23.

Did donuts sing well?

Posted: **August 18th, 2009, 10:01 am**

No, excluding George W. Bush's Donut.

George's Donut is also good at...

Posted: **August 18th, 2009, 10:07 am**

Peeing long distances.

Who donut can pee the furthest?

Posted: **August 18th, 2009, 10:10 am**

The one over there.

What has been its longest distance?

Posted: **August 18th, 2009, 11:57 am**

Half a mile, someone standing 10 feet away, lost an eye, and got blown away.

Why are we talking about pee?

Posted: **August 24th, 2009, 6:19 am**

Who knows? ← Answer

What does Vegeta's scouter say about our donut level?

Posted: **August 24th, 2009, 6:36 am**

It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sprinkles that is.

IMA FIREIN MAH LAZAH!! <- Question

Posted: **August 25th, 2009, 1:24 pm**

Because you pulled the trigger. (Translation of question: Why did I fire my laser?).

Why did you pull the trigger?

Posted: **August 26th, 2009, 5:42 am**

Because I thought it was a great idea at the time.

What is that thing next to the red thing below that other thing that looks pretty?

Posted: **August 27th, 2009, 11:17 am**

A Happy face!

It's Gigyas!

Posted: **August 27th, 2009, 11:47 am**

What.

Does a Donut dive into the dive-appropriate part of the pool?

Posted: **September 1st, 2009, 12:37 am**

If he did, then he would be eaten by Wrinkly's Donut, so no.

Why did the donut questions stop for a short while?

Posted: **September 1st, 2009, 4:42 am**

Because the donut questions were on strike.

Why?

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