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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 8th, 2014, 8:47 am
by Kimi Kong
Because the end it near.

What did you finish?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 8th, 2014, 12:43 pm
by Super Luigi!
Uploading my life's work.

Why did it take 7 hours to upload, wasting valuable time?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 9th, 2014, 7:22 am
by Kimi Kong
I blame the government.

What is this lifes work of which you speak?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 9th, 2014, 10:38 am
by Super Luigi!
The only topic inside the Non-DKC Fanworks board.

How did you not know?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 10th, 2014, 3:57 am
by Kimi Kong
I'm blind.

When did they put the Non-DKC board up there?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 10th, 2014, 1:06 pm
by Super Luigi!
Long ago, in a forum far away...

How did robotic arms manage to capture and torture you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 11th, 2014, 4:17 am
by Kimi Kong
I took an arrow to the knee.

How did you know about this capture?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 11th, 2014, 4:38 am
by Super Luigi!
I saw the photos.

What was the reason behind the capture/torture?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 11th, 2014, 5:06 am
by Kimi Kong
I never returned their arrow.

Who took those photos?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 11th, 2014, 10:04 am
by Super Luigi!
Some guy with 91 Paws and 91 Furs.

Was it a result of losing a life, as some have speculated?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 11th, 2014, 2:41 pm
by Kimi Kong
The arrow was a shiny. I couldn't give it up.

What about losing a life?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 11th, 2014, 3:58 pm
by Super Luigi!
That must be how they captured and tortured you.

WIll you ever recover from the trauma, if you haven't already?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 12th, 2014, 3:36 pm
by Kimi Kong
Forget the trauma! There's a flying waffle about to take your eyes!

What is this about trauma?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 13th, 2014, 4:48 am
by Super Luigi!
*ducks the waffle* One would only assume trauma followed such a ruthless assault.

Should I attack or applaud the person who said you've never looked so cute?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 14th, 2014, 2:44 pm
by Chibisai Kong
Applaud if talking about Kimi, assault if me.

Why did the pudding cross the road?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 14th, 2014, 2:46 pm
by Super Luigi!
To be seen by me.

Do you and Kimi Kong declare war against each other?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 15th, 2014, 1:47 pm
by Kimi Kong
Never, unless its about Pocky

Can i has Pudding?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 15th, 2014, 2:35 pm
by Super Luigi!
I don't know, CAN you?

Should I avoid Dixie Kong at all costs?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 15th, 2014, 3:16 pm
by Kimi Kong
Only if you don't give me that pudding(i'll tell mama on you~ XP)

MAY i has pudding?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 16th, 2014, 6:27 am
by Super Luigi!
Only is you answer my question.

What does a month have to do with pudding?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 16th, 2014, 2:03 pm
by Kimi Kong
EVERYTHING~!

now may i has pudding?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 16th, 2014, 3:14 pm
by Super Luigi!
You already have it.

How is it possible to visit the Atlas on Wii U?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 17th, 2014, 11:51 am
by Geno
Using the (probably unnecessary) internet browser that comes in the system.



How many Waluigis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 17th, 2014, 2:09 pm
by Super Luigi!
One, because he's screwed up enough.

Where did you store Kimi Kong's pudding?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 17th, 2014, 2:21 pm
by Kimi Kong
In mah belly~!

Why are you hating on Waluigi?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: February 17th, 2014, 4:13 pm
by Super Luigi!
That can only be a sandwich.

A better stone make a better man?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 2:02 pm
by CatLoverMolly
Only if the cat is lamp post.

Do the flowers make pineapples?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 2:31 pm
by Super Luigi!
When the smooth tenties allow it.

How did that bramble sneak up on me?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 2:48 pm
by Kimi Kong
The eyes in the back of your head need contacts.

Why is everything that should be white is blue?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 2:55 pm
by Super Luigi!
You are colorblind.

Where did you appear when the night was young?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 2:56 pm
by Kimi Kong
From the brambles.

Why so serious?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 3:08 pm
by Super Luigi!
I'm going for the Diamond Cup, my first one, mind you!

Why must these brambles plague my existence?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 4:41 pm
by Katastrophe Kong
Cranky 1:17 wrote:"Then to Kong He said, "Because you have eaten the banana; Cursed is the sky because of you; In toil you will eat of it. Both thorns and thistles it shall grow for you."


Why do I pop in and out in random intervals?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 4:47 pm
by Super Luigi!
Tis the only way to solve such a Kong Katastrophe.

Where can I find that verse?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 2nd, 2014, 4:54 pm
by Katastrophe Kong
In the Holy Donkey Kong Country Instruction Manual of Life, my child B)

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 3rd, 2014, 4:17 pm
by Super Luigi!
Our minds make them real.

Why are DKC Corruptions so hilarious?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 4th, 2014, 6:36 am
by Geno
Because of the messed up palettes for sprites look way more wacky on DKC because of how complicated they are.
Same can be said for music too.



What do you think about The Legend of Donkey Kong?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 4th, 2014, 11:30 am
by Super Luigi!
K. Rool should win an award for his interpretation of Ganondorf.

Do you think I severely upset Kimi Kong, causing her to kill herself?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 4th, 2014, 2:26 pm
by Kimi Kong
Possibly. We wont know until the death report comes in.

If an orange was get made in a different color, would it still be an orange?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 4th, 2014, 2:53 pm
by Super Luigi!
Technically, yes, although several would disagree.

How much of the Atlas' Royal Fool am I?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 24th, 2014, 9:50 am
by Dixie Diddy
You're not a fool but Royal
Which donut says IMA FIREIN MAH LAZAH

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 24th, 2014, 10:53 am
by Super Luigi!
The chocolate glaze.

Will you be the one to rise from the ashes and step into the light?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 7:23 am
by Dixie Diddy
No because I already have
who was Dixies boyfriend before diddy

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 7:36 am
by Kimi Kong
No one knows, but some say that he went for a walk one day and was never heard of or seen again.

Who has a spare soul i can borrow?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 8:00 am
by Dixie Diddy
Yeah in my Afterlife
who has A donut that I can eat

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 8:40 am
by Super Luigi!
I did, but then I ate it (and it was good).

Will I suffer a karmic death at the hands of several girls?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 10:58 am
by Dixie Diddy
no
whoo question

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 11:05 am
by Super Luigi!
The man.

What question?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 11:08 am
by Dixie Diddy
the whoo question think of a stupid answer

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

PostPosted: March 25th, 2014, 11:10 am
by Super Luigi!
I did. (The man.)

Is the concept of a perfect peanut-butter day too difficult to grasp for today's society?