DKC Atlas Forum

Posted: **September 23rd, 2013, 7:04 am**

Yes, especially DONKEY KONG LAND!!!!

What would happen if I mentioned the word 'donut'?

Posted: **September 23rd, 2013, 7:54 am**

Krazy Taco (fast food chain in Invader Zim) gets mad and loses money.

Why did SpongeBob create a Nasty Patty?

Posted: **September 23rd, 2013, 10:36 am**

Because he was tired of his job as a chef (he is a chef, right? I've never watched Sponge Bob.)

Why is :gnawty-lol:

so freaky looking?

Posted: **September 23rd, 2013, 2:51 pm**

Only Qyzbud knows, and he's not telling.

Speaking of whom, should he delete all the other Forum Games, since nobody plays theme?

Posted: **October 17th, 2013, 12:16 pm**

Only if burritos.

Why does I disappear for a while then come back?

Posted: **October 18th, 2013, 1:05 pm**

Because too many men are chasing you, and you must evade them if you ever hope to stay alive and in the game.

Has everyone but yours truly lost interest in these games?

Posted: **October 18th, 2013, 1:06 pm**

Because everybody does that once and a while.

I just did it right now.

ninja

No, I believe it's just only a matter of time before I go and post in every Forum Game ever.

Should I obtain a copy of DKC3 GBA? I already have the SNES version, but I have GBA and SNES versions of the other 2 DKCs (and GBC version for DKC1), so I think I want to get it. Although Kiddy's and Bleak's new death sounds are frightening me away.

But should I get it anyway?

Posted: **October 21st, 2013, 7:04 am**

If you truly want to "catch 'em all", then I say "Yes, buy the GBA DKC3 so that you may complete your collection, as well as your life."

"You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?" :nicework:

Posted: **October 21st, 2013, 9:52 am**

/me yanks off glasses and cracks them on :nicework:

's head.
Yes. Yes I would.

Why has Super Luigi been quoting Wreck-It Ralph? First King Candy and the glasses and then Felix's 'oh my land' thing...have you been doing that on purpose?

Posted: **October 21st, 2013, 1:38 pm**

Yes. Yes I have.

Why doesn't CatLoverMolly speak directly to me instead of the entire Atlas?

Posted: **October 21st, 2013, 10:25 pm**

Because someone else might reply before the intended recipient.

Why are most of these questions/answers not all that stupid?

Posted: **October 22nd, 2013, 2:46 am**

Because dumb people like us (no offense) are always blissfully unaware at how dumb they really are. Duhhhhherrrrn...

Why must I laugh and cry every time I see CatLoverMolly's avatar?

Posted: **December 19th, 2013, 4:22 am**

Cause its beautiful like us dumb people~

Who's ready for Christmas to be over with? (i know i am >.<)

Posted: **December 20th, 2013, 5:58 am**

Once the day comes, I shall be prepared.

What expedition am I leading?

Posted: **December 21st, 2013, 6:22 am**

The "I Can't Believe It's Not Microsoft" Expedition.

What is the real Edna Krabappel retired from The Simpsons? It couldn't have been anything to do with Marcia Wallace... FOX is hiding something...

Posted: **December 21st, 2013, 1:48 pm**

She's dead, Gaz.

Why was Gaz the only person to answer me?

Posted: **December 22nd, 2013, 5:29 am**

Because I scared everyone away with my Superman 64 cartridge.

Why did King K. Rool go to McDonald's?

Posted: **December 22nd, 2013, 2:17 pm**

Probably because he was sick of having to eat bananas at that point in time, which meant that he'd prefer to have ANYTHING other than them, even McDonalds.

Why is this the only Forum Game played now?
(actually, I think I'll bump a few now... :gnawty-lol:

)

Posted: **December 23rd, 2013, 5:03 pm**

Who knows. Perhaps you should ask every other user on the Atlas.

Are the three of us having a party because we're all playing Forum Games?

Posted: **December 24th, 2013, 12:05 pm**

Possibly, it depends if this display of (slight) stupidity is considered a party.

Actually, I've noticed that the stupid questions asked have lost their stupidity.

So........

Does Tiki Tong have a donut? And if so, what does it taste like? :swanky:

Posted: **December 25th, 2013, 7:33 am**

He (It?) does, and it's raspberry.

How do the Kongs decide which of them can be the first to collect the banana harvest?

Posted: **December 27th, 2013, 12:56 pm**

They decide by seeing who the first one to

in the level (not bonus area!)

.

Does anyone know why Kiddy has only one line of text EVER? (In case you forgot, the one line is in DKC3, and it is "Whoa, Big Man!")
by the way, the other lines said by "the player" are clearly meant to be Dixie's, as they are more advanced than that one Kiddy one.

Posted: **December 27th, 2013, 2:36 pm**

Because those were his first words (Awww)

How many bananas can DK stick up his butt?

Posted: **December 29th, 2013, 10:43 am**

A Neverending Story must be written to describe the amount.

Will Katastrophe Kong win the next election?

Posted: **December 29th, 2013, 1:08 pm**

Katastrophe Kong will win the election with a total of 99,000,000 electoral votes to 1 electoral vote (which was the vote of the opposition's mother.)

Is it possible to Donkey the Kong?

Posted: **January 6th, 2014, 1:46 pm**

Yes, and it's just as easy to Banana the Hoard.

Why must certain women seem so intimidating?

Posted: **January 31st, 2014, 4:52 am**

I think you are referring to Candy. Shhh, she may hear us.

Has Tropical Freeze taken over the States? (its snowing everywhere, but not here. Its just really cold and wet)

Posted: **January 31st, 2014, 1:50 pm**

Hey, HEY! It has taken over Canada as well!

Just because many of those people down there forget my country exists, doesn't mean everyone needs to!
(by the way, I'm not angry)

So, to answer your question, what sure.
I haven't been down there in years, but since it is so close to Canada, I assume they are having the same kinds of weather. Just, less severe. :bleak:

Is General Klump a good name for a Snorlax?

Posted: **January 31st, 2014, 2:03 pm**

Absolutely not. That would be insulting to the Snorlax XD

If the bananas freeze over, will we starve?(asking as if we were kongs XD)

Posted: **February 1st, 2014, 10:07 am**

No. Instead, we'll make fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, just like Elvis Presley did.

Why the sudden spike of interest?

Posted: **February 1st, 2014, 12:24 pm**

I dont know but that sounds delicious~!

Why the sudden spike of interest in my sudden spike of interest?

Posted: **February 3rd, 2014, 3:40 pm**

It's the only way to make a soup taste this good.

Why did you think I was referring to your sudden spike of interest of my sudden spiky interest of your suddenly spicy interest, when I was really talking about the sudden spike of interest in this topic?

Posted: **February 4th, 2014, 3:28 am**

Cause i want soup!

What was the topic again?

Posted: **February 4th, 2014, 4:34 am**

Something about root beer, right?

Why am I afraid of you?

Posted: **February 4th, 2014, 5:23 am**

Cause i'm full of awesome~

Why am i afraid of you?

Posted: **February 6th, 2014, 3:12 pm**

Because of my terrifying face.

Why did you reuse my question?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 2:49 am**

Cause history is doomed to repeat itself.

Why are you so concerned about your reused question?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 11:58 am**

It's important to save the planet.

Where are we?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 12:29 pm**

SPAAAAAAAAACE!

Why has the Random Thoughts Topic suddenly die?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 1:04 pm**

People are losing their creativity.

What happened to me?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 1:56 pm**

You transformed into someone with a sexy mustache.

Where are all the inhabitants of the forum?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 2:41 pm**

Gone fishin'.

How is my mustache, how you say, "sexy"?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 2:44 pm**

A better question is "how is it not?"

How come this is the first time we have been on at the same exact time?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 2:48 pm**

Pop-Tarts are obviously involved.

Why must I hold back tears of joy every time I see you?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 3:01 pm**

You are suffering because of the Pop-Tarts.

Why am i hyper all of the sudden when i see you?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 3:29 pm**

My 'stache is too "sexy".

Why is Simion32 invisible to the modern eye?

Posted: **February 7th, 2014, 11:30 pm**

I blame Cranky and his potions.

Should i grab a potion from him too?

Posted: **February 8th, 2014, 4:21 am**

Only if you can handle the effects.

Why do I think of softness when I think of Tiny Kong in DK 64?

Posted: **February 8th, 2014, 4:24 am**

I blame Garnier Fructis(in other words her hair).

Why do i think of bada** when i think of Diddy Kong from everything?

Posted: **February 8th, 2014, 4:56 am**

Because he just is.

Why am I sad, now that I've truly finished?

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