DKC Atlas Forum

Posted: **June 25th, 2013, 9:02 am**

Because everyone knows that is the Krunchas who do so.

Why are you popping all over the place with you posts?

Posted: **June 25th, 2013, 9:10 am**

Because....I am BEN

Why you no include BEN!

Posted: **June 25th, 2013, 9:14 am**

He drowned, remember?

What is a man?

Posted: **June 25th, 2013, 9:39 am**

A man is an organizem of the male gender

What is a cheatin chump

Posted: **June 26th, 2013, 2:20 pm**

Someone who knows how to play DKC3.

If you're trapped inside a hole, then what is she doing over at your mom's house?

Posted: **July 7th, 2013, 7:33 am**

Making pies with salt in them

If you are stuck in a can of tuna, what do you smell like.

Posted: **July 7th, 2013, 12:07 pm**

Dead fish and seaweed.

:kiddywave:

Who is Kiddy waving to?

Posted: **July 10th, 2013, 6:03 am**

Why, me of course! For it is common knowledge that I am drop-dead sexy and drive all the gentlemen AND ladies wild with my stunning and fabulous power!

What is in your wallet or purse, whichever one you have?

Posted: **July 11th, 2013, 1:00 pm**

Money, of course, and also my USB, and my keys, and my expired bus pass that I really should take out, and sometimes my GBA, and some random papers that I don't even know what's on them,and Megaman, and headache medicine in case of emergencies. :facepalm:

Why do you think I have so much stuff in my portable money receptacle?

Posted: **July 12th, 2013, 8:42 am**

Because you have an inferiority complex and hope to please your superiors with your wallet power.

Why is Cranky like an old kiddy? :kiddywin:

in 70 years becomes :nicework:

Posted: **July 13th, 2013, 12:17 pm**

Because history repeats itself, hence all the video game remakes.

Why do all the bad people go after you?

Posted: **August 4th, 2013, 4:23 pm**

Because you took the bananas they were gonna take.

Why did you take the bananas?

Posted: **August 7th, 2013, 8:57 am**

I couldn't let them fall into the wrong hands, for that would lead to many sleeping fishes, if you know what I mean. (And I think you do!)

What motivated you to make your return to the DKC Atlas?

Posted: **August 19th, 2013, 10:07 am**

Cause i missed being me

Did you miss me?

Posted: **August 20th, 2013, 7:03 am**

Chicken taco.

Is Mareep the Pokemon an animal buddy?

Posted: **August 23rd, 2013, 3:02 pm**

No. Believe me, I would know. Plus, it just isn't, so no.

Why are only girls posting here? (Assumptions can be dangerous, of course.)

Posted: **August 24th, 2013, 8:18 am**

Because the power puff girls will own any men who walk in Ò ∆ Ó

Why did I forget the question the first time I made this post and have to edit it?

Posted: **August 25th, 2013, 1:51 pm**

Because when you're a woman being chased by a bunch of goober men, you tend to focus on what's important for survival.

Why are you giving us a disapproving face and a happy face at the same time?

Posted: **August 26th, 2013, 11:59 am**

Because we are Star Bursts (contradictions, contradictions ^w^)

What is it with you're thing and girls/women lately?

Posted: **August 28th, 2013, 1:52 am**

I just happened to notice that all the manly men are making models and fan games, while all of us women are sitting here gossiping, drinking tea, and eating crumpets.

Why does it feel like we're Candy, Tiny, and Dixie sitting here gossiping, drinking tea, and eating crumpets?

Posted: **August 30th, 2013, 10:33 am**

I dont know. (I'm DIXIE!!! X3) Pass me a crumpet, dear madame XD

Why do you say its just guys making models and fan game? (i'm making a show and i work with MikuMikuDance)

Posted: **August 30th, 2013, 12:57 pm**

*passes crumpet* I was talking about the Fanworks forum on the Atlas, my sweet Kimi Kong. Clearly Jeffrey_Bones, Cyclone, and Simion32 are all manly men that eat all their veggies, and for whom we women swoon over like a bunch of clucks.

Why did you just disclose the secret to your show's creation?

Posted: **September 1st, 2013, 2:41 am**

What secret? The only thing i said was we were making a show. Nothing about the show was spilled.

Why do you say that?

Posted: **September 1st, 2013, 8:22 am**

I say that because you said that you work with MikuMikuDance, hence now everyone knows how it's done.

Is it true that DKC: Tropical Freeze marks the first time that DK and Dixie have met?

Posted: **September 1st, 2013, 11:47 pm**

No, the endings of DKC2, DKL2, and DKC3 have Dixie and DK together as well.

There's also those Mario Sports games, DK Jungle Climber (I think), and them Donkey Kongas (at least the 2nd one)

Why do you think I use the :facepalm:

icon a lot, especially on forums other than DKC Atlas?

Posted: **September 2nd, 2013, 8:48 am**

Not quite sure, but maybe because this its there. :diddyrock:

What do you mean everyone knows how to use it? (<-----its actually not true. I have countless friends who cant figure it out :shakehead:

)

Posted: **September 2nd, 2013, 9:03 am**

If you're talking about MMD, I never said everyone knew how to use it, only that you were using it to create your show.

Why have we been asking intelligent questions instead of dumb ones?

Posted: **September 2nd, 2013, 12:31 pm**

Because we want to set ourselves apart from these morons.

What do you think of my involvement in a non-DKC, but still excellent fangame?

Posted: **September 2nd, 2013, 1:39 pm**

I am not allowed to comment, lest I get in more trouble from Qyzbud.

Why won't my clean SNES play a clean DKC2 cartridge?

Posted: **September 3rd, 2013, 10:47 am**

That sounds like a question for Nintendo Technical Support. (And i'm not using MMD to make my show by the way. I'm nowhere near that good XD hell, if things dont go as planned i may have to make it into an anime :dixiecry:

)

Why does my SNES not work anymore? :dixiecry:

Posted: **September 3rd, 2013, 11:35 am**

Perhaps it needs to be cleaned. Or maybe you should blow into it for five hours like I did.

Why did blowing into the SNES cartridge for five hours suddenly make DKC2 work perfectly?

Posted: **September 4th, 2013, 11:08 am**

Beats me. (and i meant it wont turn on at all. Light wont come on and all the fixings)

Why did you even attempts to blow into the SNES cartridge for five hours?

Posted: **September 4th, 2013, 1:13 pm**

Because when DKC2's at stake, no opportunity cost is too steep.

Is your SNES plugged in properly to a reliable source of power?

Posted: **September 5th, 2013, 11:17 am**

Not really. When I was playing Super Bomberman 2 once, my dad was messing with the doorbell ringing thing, and the SNES shut off.

If you were to recommend 1 anime for me to watch, what would it be?

Posted: **September 5th, 2013, 1:58 pm**

That's actually sort of tough to answer.

Do you like long animes or short animes?

Posted: **September 6th, 2013, 8:21 pm**

I don't know.
I actually have never seen an anime ever, with the exception of Kirby Right Back At Ya, and a few of the Pokemon movies.

Would that narrow it down for you?

Posted: **September 7th, 2013, 2:43 am**

No, but to get you started, I'd recommend a dose of Ranma 1/2, followed up by Angel Beats.

Did Kimi Kong get apenapped?

Posted: **September 9th, 2013, 1:17 am**

Nope. Im right here. (snes is working again)

Is it coincidence that I had recently watched Ranma? (and laughed my butt off)

Posted: **September 9th, 2013, 2:04 pm**

Not at all; we all need some Ramen, err, Ranma.

Did you manage to re-insert your butt after you laughed it off?

Posted: **September 15th, 2013, 8:52 am**

After a lot of pressure and a little gorilla glue, yes. Still hurts XD

How do you get Ranma and Ramen confused?

Posted: **September 17th, 2013, 2:43 am**

I don't, but quite a few characters in Ranma do.

Where are we going from here?

Posted: **September 17th, 2013, 3:14 am**

I don't know. Maybe to a cafe for a bowl of Ranma...er I mean ramen.

Am I the only one running out of questions?

Posted: **September 18th, 2013, 2:39 am**

Only the most dumb ones.

Do you think we'd have more silly questions to answer if more Atlasites played this game?

Posted: **September 18th, 2013, 2:59 am**

maybe. there's really no telling. maybe we used all the stupid questions.

what happens to this thread when we run out of questions?

Posted: **September 18th, 2013, 10:27 am**

Really stupid robots will attempt to take over this board, and then THE WORLD. Oh, wait--

Why did that purple moose just shout "SHISH KEBAB!" in my general direction?

Posted: **September 18th, 2013, 11:23 am**

It's Minimoose getting a normal human mouth from Zim and it warped Minimoose's old mouth to you.

Why is there not a Game Slave Zero (based on the original Game Boy and the title is on Earthbound Zero)? (Game Slave is based on the Game Boy Color, while Game Slave 2 is supposed to be based on the Game Boy Advance).

Posted: **September 18th, 2013, 2:52 pm**

That's because nobody plays Game Boy games anymore.

Why did Gaz and Mattrizzle suddenly grace us with their presence?

Posted: **September 19th, 2013, 12:12 am**

Because I missed playing this game and got bored.

Why did GIR marry Gaz (from Invader Zim, not me)?

Posted: **September 19th, 2013, 12:48 pm**

Because the waffles have peanuts and soap in them.

And wydda mean nobody plays Game Boy games anymore?!

Posted: **September 19th, 2013, 2:50 pm**

I mean what I say.

Do you mean to tell me that you do play such games?

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