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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 7th, 2012, 7:31 pmby Geno
Because Smilies are COOL
What do you think of the new Minecraft update, with wearable heads, and these 2 "Wither" mobs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 8th, 2012, 9:54 amby Katastrophe Kong
I think they smell oddly like Tide detergent sheets.
Why are our questions progressively becoming less stupid and more normal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 9th, 2012, 3:44 amby Geno
Huh?
Why does Kiddy's clothes fit, except the feet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 9th, 2012, 4:31 amby Gaz
He put growing powder on his feet.
Why is Mario hacking into DKC Atlas
?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 9th, 2012, 11:53 amby Katastrophe Kong
He couldn't stand being second place to a monkey with no belly-button back in '95.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 10th, 2012, 3:04 pmby Super Luigi!
Par, yes that I, am on, Kiddy like.
What happened to your sentence structure?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 10th, 2012, 9:04 pmby Geno
He OBVIOUSLY thought the questions weren't stupid enough.
When people get punished on DKCAtlas Forums, do they have to scrub all the floors on the level maps?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 11th, 2012, 2:06 pmby Super Luigi!
I plead the Fifth; ask Simion32 or Qyzbud.
Why did you pose such a brilliant query?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 11th, 2012, 3:21 pmby Katastrophe Kong
Super Luigi! wrote:What happened to your sentence structure?
Sounds like someone needs to get to know their meme.
Super Luigi! wrote:Why did you pose such a brilliant query?
Well my dear Algy, this gentleman (who accepts the denomination of "Geno" as his own) has asserted the inquiry in question for the prospect of reaping the joyous regalement of the nonsensical yet droll antiphons that are so mandated by the mothering forum thread topic.
If DKCatlas was an office block, which office stereotype would you be?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 13th, 2012, 2:28 pmby Super Luigi!
Katastrophe Kong wrote:Well my dear Algy, this gentleman (who accepts the denomination of "Geno" as his own) has asserted the inquiry in question for the prospect of reaping the joyous regalement of the nonsensical yet droll antiphons that are so mandated by the mothering forum thread topic.
Never before have I had the joyful pleasure of analyzing such an elucidated and masterful answer to a matter which I had spoken.
I would probably be the person who gets his or her work done and goes home, combined with the person who makes everybody laugh.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 14th, 2012, 10:52 amby Katastrophe Kong
The End!
Just kidding, I'll go for you:
How do people in sitcom phone conversations talk so fast to each other?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 18th, 2012, 1:02 amby Super Luigi!
Because they don't care about what the other is saying.
Why didn't I ask a question last time?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 18th, 2012, 12:08 pmby Katastrophe Kong
Because you were experiencing a real life lag spike.That's why we have leap years and generation gaps.
Who killed Kiddy, and why?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 18th, 2012, 2:00 pmby Super Luigi!
The fans, because he wasn't DK.
Where's my mustard?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 20th, 2012, 11:27 amby Katastrophe Kong
"Al Qaeda" stole it to make mustard gas.
¿Por qué comiste mi perro?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 20th, 2012, 12:37 pmby Gaz
Me no hablas Espanol, KK.
Why is Katastrophe Kong one of the greatest people ever?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 21st, 2012, 3:19 pmby Katastrophe Kong
Because it's the eleventh commandment:
K. Tastrophe is the among the greatest of men. ~ Iglesias 11:7
It's that one Moses couldn't find after he broke them
Why are all the Kremlings in Donkey Kong Country 3 naked?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 22nd, 2012, 12:17 amby Super Luigi!
They felt that they were suppressed under all of that pirate gear in DKC2.
Am I really here?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 22nd, 2012, 1:21 pmby Katastrophe Kong
No. In fact, you're all figments of my imagination. I am slowly going insane and I don't even know it.
Where the wild things are?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 22nd, 2012, 2:17 pmby Super Luigi!
That is where they shall be.
Do people pass by as they walk along?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 23rd, 2012, 12:44 amby Katastrophe Kong
Unless they cross Chuck Norris.
Is a fly without wings called a "walk"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 23rd, 2012, 3:05 pmby Super Luigi!
No, it's called a die.
What goes into the toilet, must become a...?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 23rd, 2012, 4:04 pmby Katastrophe Kong
...little bit more brown. Or yellow. It depends.
When in doubt?...
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 24th, 2012, 4:57 amby Geno
... eat a popsicle. It works for Frost Man, It'll work for you.
What's with these "sentance finisher" questions?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 24th, 2012, 6:31 amby Katastrophe Kong
As the Tralfamadorians say "Why anything?"
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 24th, 2012, 2:28 pmby Super Luigi!
Because that is a prime example of the backwards world we live in.
What happened to the Big Guntz?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 25th, 2012, 3:55 pmby Katastrophe Kong
From what I learned in the past two minutes, he starred in some inappropriate Google images.
What the heck? (<---that's the question)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 26th, 2012, 7:38 amby Crammalamma
This the heck.Can you read Japanese?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 26th, 2012, 11:36 amby Katastrophe Kong
I used to respect modern Japanese pop-culture... nowadays not so much
How many howitzers have you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 26th, 2012, 3:30 pmby Super Luigi!
From what I learned in the past two minutes, N/A.
How now, Brown Cow?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 27th, 2012, 3:29 amby Crammalamma
This way. A doob-a-doob-adooba.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 27th, 2012, 4:20 amby Gaz
Perry became a hippie.
Why is Perry a hippie?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 27th, 2012, 10:23 amby Katastrophe Kong
He's a red and hates America.
War, uhh, what is it good for?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 27th, 2012, 2:55 pmby Super Luigi!
Killing, Kremling Komrade.
Why is my mouse blinking?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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October 1st, 2012, 6:41 amby Katastrophe Kong
Because it is an actual organic mouse, and you sprayed some form of spice in its eyes.
Diddy? (Did-he?)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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October 1st, 2012, 9:05 amby Gaz
Did-dy fart? Yes (Diddy means dirty in the UK).
Why is Candy in a kid's game if she is too overrated (supposed to be in a rated T game)?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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October 1st, 2012, 10:42 amby Super Luigi!
Because we don't have a Perfect DK shooter.
Why is my pie lying in the sky?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 2nd, 2013, 11:25 amby Crammalamma
Because clouds are solid for some reason.
Katastrophe Kong, why do you not respect modern Japanese pop-culture?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 6th, 2013, 3:24 pmby Super Luigi!
*In a Katastrophe Kong Japanese accent* Aye, Crammalamma-san, because it is not the Way of the Dragon.
Where is Katastrophe Kong anyway?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 10th, 2013, 1:42 amby Crammalamma
Somewhere over the rainbow...?
What do you think is the hardestestestestestestestestestestestestestest game ever?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 10th, 2013, 10:25 amby Geno
Super Merio Bros. The Lost Levels.
How many
s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 10th, 2013, 11:16 amby Gaz
Infinite. It's impossible.
What's two plus two?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 15th, 2013, 1:06 amby Crammalamma
5, for very large amounts of 2.
WHERE YOU AT?!?!!?!?!?!?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 20th, 2013, 9:44 pmby Geno
According to my location, Frost Man's Stage.
Why are all my posts (except Forum Games ones) suddenly being ignored?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 21st, 2013, 6:24 amby Super Luigi!
Because the Forum Games are apparently located on Star Road, which means nobody can see you in any other topic.
Why is Dixie Kong so scary?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 25th, 2013, 6:29 amby Red Kiddy Kong
Because she is EVIL!!!!!!
Why doesn't Kiddy Kong wear red?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 25th, 2013, 8:49 amby Super Luigi!
Then, he'd be seen as a Communist.
Where did the girl in the flower suit go once she and Bristle Boy jumped on Pumby Cliff?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 25th, 2013, 8:53 amby Red Kiddy Kong
To show Tiny Kong they had matching clothes
Why are Chunky's bananas green....lol green
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 25th, 2013, 8:55 amby Super Luigi!
Both he and the bananas haven't yet reached their peak.
Are you an alien?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 25th, 2013, 9:00 amby Red Kiddy Kong
NO
Why are Krusha's not red?