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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 15th, 2012, 1:14 pm
by Kimi Kong
Cooler glasses, a smexy goatie and about 3 and a half hours of sleep.
Why are you worried about
and
?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
March 17th, 2012, 12:27 pm
by Super Luigi!
I'm not, but someone has to say something dumded.
Where is my strawberry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
March 17th, 2012, 2:18 pm
by Kimi Kong
In this bottle of lube.
You still want the strawberry?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 18th, 2012, 1:59 pm
by Super Luigi!
That depends.
What's lube?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 19th, 2012, 10:15 am
by Crammalamma
I 'unno.
DUCK, YOU TURKEY!
Why should you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
March 19th, 2012, 1:04 pm
by Super Luigi!
Because the guy who said, "Turkey, you duck!" was fired.
Where did you come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
March 20th, 2012, 6:40 am
by Crammalamma
My mother.
Have you seen Captain N: The Game Master?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 21st, 2012, 1:02 pm
by Super Luigi!
I AM Captain N.
Have you replaced Kimi Kong?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 22nd, 2012, 8:11 am
by Crammalamma
I don't write fanfics, so no.
Have you replaced Phyreburnz?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 25th, 2012, 1:49 pm
by Super Luigi!
I'm not a full-fledged woman like she is, so no.
Where's my cinammon roll?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 26th, 2012, 8:42 am
by Crammalamma
Thank you Super Luigi! But your cinnamon roll is in another castle!
WHY ISN'T WALUIGI IN MARIO KART 7???!!!!???!!!?! GRBBRFGBRBGFRBFGBRFBBGRGBRBFBBRG
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 26th, 2012, 1:30 pm
by Super Luigi!
In the last Mario Kart, he stole one of the karts, so the Mario Kart Staff banned him from racing.
What do you think when I say, "Pull my banana out! Do it now, before it get's stolen!" ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 27th, 2012, 7:02 am
by Crammalamma
I don't know.
Where is your banana, and why will it get stolen?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 29th, 2012, 12:35 am
by Super Luigi!
"BECAUSE I JUST GOT SOME CHEESE!"
Where's the DKC Atlas restroom?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
March 30th, 2012, 6:21 am
by Crammalamma
OVA DERE!
Wait, where is "there"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
March 30th, 2012, 12:09 pm
by Super Luigi!
Up the elevator, right past Kimi Kong's Room.
Wait, DO we have rooms on the Atlas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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March 31st, 2012, 2:18 pm
by Kimi Kong
It beats the bananas out of me.
What kind of soap does the DKC Atlas restroom have?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 3:27 am
by HavocReaper48
Banana scented.
What's worse than a papercut?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 3:34 am
by Kimi Kong
A bruised banana.
What's the one thing thats worse than a bruised banana?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 12:56 pm
by Super Luigi!
That moment when you reach for the banana and then a girl (or boy) suddenly falls on you with a wierd look on her (his) face, and then proceeds to chase you all over the house until you take a shower, in which she (he) suddenly jumps out of a window, lands on another person, and starts the whole process over again with that new person.
Was that a dumb enough answer for you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 1:03 pm
by Kimi Kong
Eh, i've seen dumber.
Do you even know where i quoted that from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 3:38 pm
by Chibisai Kong
Cranky Kong maybe.
Where the hell have I been!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 4:11 pm
by Kimi Kong
Who cares? Your back!
But where HAVE you been?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 4:15 pm
by Chibisai Kong
I don't know!
What's wrong with Cranky? It's like he needs some...
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 1st, 2012, 4:39 pm
by Kimi Kong
He needs a hug by a homosexual.
Where did my DK coin go?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 2nd, 2012, 10:27 am
by Chibisai Kong
What do you think the homosexual is using as bait?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 3rd, 2012, 1:43 pm
by Super Luigi!
A cleverly submitted answer by Chibisai Kong?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 4th, 2012, 1:56 pm
by Chibisai Kong
Quite possibly one of my best yet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 5th, 2012, 7:00 am
by Super Luigi!
And maybe some sort of mirror?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 6th, 2012, 2:11 pm
by Chibisai Kong
What the fudge?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 7th, 2012, 9:16 am
by Super Luigi!
Isn't it vanilla flavored?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 8th, 2012, 9:44 am
by Chibisai Kong
Why the he'll have our last answers been questions?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 8th, 2012, 1:15 pm
by Super Luigi!
Because they were both the question and the answer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 12th, 2012, 10:20 am
by Crammalamma
Yeah, that's right.
Are you glad I broke the c-c-c-combo?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 12th, 2012, 12:45 pm
by Super Luigi!
Y-y-yes, bec-cause i-i-i-it's mm-m-m-much eas-s-s-s-sier t-t-t-to t-t-t-type now-w-w-w-w.
D-d-d-does this-s-s-s-s ann-n-n-n-noy y-y-y-you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 12th, 2012, 2:52 pm
by Chibisai Kong
Not really. Douglas does it all the time and like I already said he likes to troll me.
What do you think of me writing a Big Bang Theory fanfic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 13th, 2012, 2:27 pm
by Super Luigi!
Knowing you, there would be much death and Donkey would be God.
Are you considering writing a fic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 14th, 2012, 9:11 am
by Chibisai Kong
Yes.
Wanna know what it's about?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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April 14th, 2012, 1:00 pm
by Super Luigi!
Der, the Big Bang Theory?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 13th, 2012, 10:14 am
by Crammalamma
Well of course.
Why does
ThinkGeek sell the best stuff I've ever seen?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 13th, 2012, 12:58 pm
by Super Luigi!
Because you and he are one and the same.
What took you so long to reply?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 26th, 2012, 2:31 am
by Crammalamma
Beats (0) me.
Why is Sky Highway L like Rainbow Road, but not rainbowy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 26th, 2012, 4:14 pm
by Super Luigi!
Because of pretzels?
What is this horse doing here?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 27th, 2012, 9:33 am
by Crammalamma
He wants a pretzel.
Will you give him one?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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May 27th, 2012, 12:49 pm
by Super Luigi!
Only if he has the peanut butter.
Who dropped the lotion?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 8th, 2012, 8:49 pm
by DKCplayer
The potion dropped the lotion in the ocean. That's my notion.
What would the plot of Donkey Kong Country 420 be?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 9th, 2012, 11:53 am
by Super Luigi!
Stay true to your name and play it so you can tell us.
^When did he show up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
June 19th, 2012, 9:24 am
by Crammalamma
An alien virus fell to Earth and then - oh wait, that's Deoxys.
Why do I like boots?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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June 19th, 2012, 1:47 pm
by Super Luigi!
Because you are Crammalamma?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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July 12th, 2012, 3:59 am
by Gaz
Why are tacos not given attention as much as french fries?