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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 7th, 2011, 4:22 am
by Phyreburnz
The rootbeer deliverers wrecked and all of the barrels of rootbeer spilled open and rolled into the primate area.
Why can't the rootbeer deliverers be more careful?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 10th, 2011, 1:15 am
by Crammalamma
They've been drinking.
Has anybody seen
this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 11th, 2011, 9:08 am
by HavocReaper48
_____.___.___________ _________
\__ | |\_ _____// _____/
/ | | | __)_ \_____ \
\____ | | \/ \
/ ______|/_______ /_______ /
\/ \/ \/
^that's supposed to be "Yes".
WERES MAI JESSICA >:U
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 11th, 2011, 9:11 am
by Chibisai Kong
OVAR THER.
Is it wrong for me to go to a bar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 11th, 2011, 9:11 am
by Phyreburnz
Probably, don't you have to be at least eighteen?
Why is it that smoking is illegal now in most bars? I mean honestly, how many people that go to bars DON'T smoke?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 11th, 2011, 9:52 am
by Chibisai Kong
I dunno. And you can go in at my age if you're with a parent.
Why?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 15th, 2011, 9:35 am
by HavocReaper48
The real question is...
In this video
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 15th, 2011, 10:59 am
by Crammalamma
Because Rare was with Microsoft.
Why was Rare with Microsoft?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 15th, 2011, 11:50 am
by HavocReaper48
Monnies.
Are you winner, the beater, and the Santa Maria?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 15th, 2011, 12:40 pm
by Chibisai Kong
The what?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 16th, 2011, 8:13 am
by Phyreburnz
I don't know.
Why don't they make a game about the Kremlings instead of the Kongs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 16th, 2011, 3:54 pm
by HavocReaper48
Kremlings are too mainstream; Tikis are where it's at.
(hipster joke intended)
@Chibi I was quoting
this songWho sleeps in fire?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 16th, 2011, 9:59 pm
by Crammalamma
Perhaps a fire fairy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 18th, 2011, 3:57 am
by Phyreburnz
Yes they do. They also eat, breathe, and drink fire.
How is this possible?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 18th, 2011, 12:18 pm
by HavocReaper48
MAGIC!!!!!Have you ever tried viewing the website like
this?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 18th, 2011, 10:23 pm
by Crammalamma
Now I have!
Can somebody find a Nyan Cat variant for me?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 19th, 2011, 3:51 am
by HavocReaper48
http://www.nyan.cat has a toast nyan cat.
A wild KRITTER appeared! What will you do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 19th, 2011, 5:29 am
by Crammalamma
Tackle
How many HP did that take off?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 20th, 2011, 6:03 am
by Phyreburnz
Three. You still have fifty billion hp to go.
How will you destroy the Kremling?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 22nd, 2011, 12:50 am
by Crammalamma
GIGA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!
Did that work?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 22nd, 2011, 5:04 am
by Phyreburnz
I'm not sure.
Why don't you ask the Kremling if he's dead?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 22nd, 2011, 8:28 am
by HavocReaper48
Are you dead, Mr. Kremling?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 23rd, 2011, 9:40 am
by Phyreburnz
Wait....
Am I the Kremling? O.o
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 24th, 2011, 8:40 am
by HavocReaper48
I suppose whoever answers the question is.
So, who wants to go to the dark side and be the Kremling?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 25th, 2011, 4:00 am
by Phyreburnz
I would be if they were more intelligent... but they're pretty dumb, so no.
What is K. Rool doing right now?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 25th, 2011, 1:51 pm
by HavocReaper48
He's filing for unemployment.
RETRO STUDIOS! Y U NO MAKE SEQUEL FOR DKCR?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 29th, 2011, 2:01 am
by Crammalamma
They're lazy.
Why would a Kremling have 50,000,000,003 HP?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 30th, 2011, 6:58 am
by Phyreburnz
I answer your question with another:
Why wouldn't he?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 30th, 2011, 2:51 pm
by HavocReaper48
It would finally give the Kongs a challenge.
Kritter used Bite! How much damage did it do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 31st, 2011, 1:01 am
by Phyreburnz
It did this much damage: 214889748415314564156
Does that mean the Kongs are dead?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 31st, 2011, 6:11 am
by Crammalamma
Donkey Kong fainted!
Which Pokemon Kong will you use?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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August 31st, 2011, 6:33 am
by HavocReaper48
Go! Diddy Kong!
Diddy Kong used Cartwheel! Kritter took 400 damage! Kritter used Counter! How much is countered?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
August 31st, 2011, 6:52 am
by Crammalamma
I don't know there was a move called Counter.
Diddy Kong used Detect! Diddy Kong protected himself! Kritter used Take Down! What happens next?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 7th, 2011, 6:13 am
by HavocReaper48
Diddy Kong takes no damage!
You through the Master Ball. You captured Kritter! Give Kritter a nickname?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 8th, 2011, 4:48 am
by Phyreburnz
Yes, call Kritter Jelly Bean.
Why did you give Kritter the nickname Jelly Bean?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 9th, 2011, 11:13 am
by Crammalamma
Because you can.
Oh, walkin' around in tall grass-WHOA! It's an Audino! What will Jelly Bean do?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 16th, 2011, 11:12 am
by teh epicnes
Jelly Bean used Pwnhammer! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Is this a question?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
September 17th, 2011, 8:56 pm
by Crammalamma
Yes, it's a question.
Is Pwnhammer a Fighting-type move?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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September 18th, 2011, 1:11 am
by Phyreburnz
Pwnhammer is an awesome type move.
Does an awesome type move have any weaknesses? If so, what is its weakness?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
October 9th, 2011, 3:42 am
by HavocReaper48
It's weak to Chuck Norris.
What makes the sun hot?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
October 9th, 2011, 4:49 am
by Phyreburnz
It's just that sexy.... I guess... Because sexy is hot... I'm gonna shut up now...
What is more fun than a barrel full of monkeys?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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October 10th, 2011, 9:41 am
by HavocReaper48
A monkey full of barrel.
...did that make any sense?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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October 11th, 2011, 7:22 am
by Phyreburnz
Maybe... maybe the monkey ate the barrels?
Why would a monkey eat barrels?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
October 23rd, 2011, 11:41 am
by teh epicnes
No, they would only throw them.
What would happen if two pwnhammers collided?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
October 24th, 2011, 12:54 pm
by Phyreburnz
I thought there was only one pwnhammer …
Isn't there only one pwnhammer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
October 25th, 2011, 10:24 am
by HavocReaper48
I thought so as well.
Except...
GENETIC CLONING?!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
October 25th, 2011, 11:16 am
by Phyreburnz
Sure, why not?
What would happen if chickens took over the world?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
November 6th, 2011, 4:59 pm
by Kvinxx
millions and millions of eggs
Why I'm sitting on the Eiffel Tower?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
November 7th, 2011, 3:46 am
by HavocReaper48
For greater justice.
What is love?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Posted:
November 8th, 2011, 7:42 am
by Crammalamma
*insert song by the same name here*
Can anyone think of a better response?