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Posted: **August 7th, 2011, 4:22 am**

The rootbeer deliverers wrecked and all of the barrels of rootbeer spilled open and rolled into the primate area.

Why can't the rootbeer deliverers be more careful?

Posted: **August 10th, 2011, 1:15 am**

They've been drinking.

Has anybody seen this?

Posted: **August 11th, 2011, 9:08 am**

_____.___.___________ _________
\__ | |\_ _____// _____/
/ | | | __)_ \_____ \
\____ | | \/ \
/ ______|/_______ /_______ /
\/ \/ \/

^that's supposed to be "Yes".

WERES MAI JESSICA >:U

Posted: **August 11th, 2011, 9:11 am**

OVAR THER.

Is it wrong for me to go to a bar?

Posted: **August 11th, 2011, 9:11 am**

Probably, don't you have to be at least eighteen?

Why is it that smoking is illegal now in most bars? I mean honestly, how many people that go to bars DON'T smoke?

Posted: **August 11th, 2011, 9:52 am**

I dunno. And you can go in at my age if you're with a parent.

Why?

Posted: **August 15th, 2011, 9:35 am**

The real question is...

In this video

Posted: **August 15th, 2011, 10:59 am**

Because Rare was with Microsoft.

Why was Rare with Microsoft?

Posted: **August 15th, 2011, 11:50 am**

Monnies.

Are you winner, the beater, and the Santa Maria?!

Posted: **August 15th, 2011, 12:40 pm**

The what?

Posted: **August 16th, 2011, 8:13 am**

I don't know.

Why don't they make a game about the Kremlings instead of the Kongs?

Posted: **August 16th, 2011, 3:54 pm**

Kremlings are too mainstream; Tikis are where it's at.

(hipster joke intended)

@Chibi I was quoting this song

Who sleeps in fire?

Posted: **August 16th, 2011, 9:59 pm**

Perhaps a fire fairy?

Posted: **August 18th, 2011, 3:57 am**

Yes they do. They also eat, breathe, and drink fire.

How is this possible?

Posted: **August 18th, 2011, 12:18 pm**

MAGIC!!!!!

Have you ever tried viewing the website like this?

Posted: **August 18th, 2011, 10:23 pm**

Now I have!

Can somebody find a Nyan Cat variant for me?

Posted: **August 19th, 2011, 3:51 am**

http://www.nyan.cat has a toast nyan cat.

A wild KRITTER appeared! What will you do?

Posted: **August 19th, 2011, 5:29 am**

Tackle

How many HP did that take off?

Posted: **August 20th, 2011, 6:03 am**

Three. You still have fifty billion hp to go.

How will you destroy the Kremling?

Posted: **August 22nd, 2011, 12:50 am**

GIGA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!

Did that work?

Posted: **August 22nd, 2011, 5:04 am**

I'm not sure.

Why don't you ask the Kremling if he's dead?

Posted: **August 22nd, 2011, 8:28 am**

Are you dead, Mr. Kremling?

Posted: **August 23rd, 2011, 9:40 am**

Wait....

Am I the Kremling? O.o

Posted: **August 24th, 2011, 8:40 am**

I suppose whoever answers the question is.

So, who wants to go to the dark side and be the Kremling?

Posted: **August 25th, 2011, 4:00 am**

I would be if they were more intelligent... but they're pretty dumb, so no.

What is K. Rool doing right now?

Posted: **August 25th, 2011, 1:51 pm**

He's filing for unemployment.

RETRO STUDIOS! Y U NO MAKE SEQUEL FOR DKCR?!

Posted: **August 29th, 2011, 2:01 am**

They're lazy.

Why would a Kremling have 50,000,000,003 HP?

Posted: **August 30th, 2011, 6:58 am**

I answer your question with another:
Why wouldn't he?!

Posted: **August 30th, 2011, 2:51 pm**

It would finally give the Kongs a challenge.

Kritter used Bite! How much damage did it do?

Posted: **August 31st, 2011, 1:01 am**

It did this much damage: 214889748415314564156

Does that mean the Kongs are dead? :shock:

Posted: **August 31st, 2011, 6:11 am**

Donkey Kong fainted!

Which Pokemon Kong will you use?

Posted: **August 31st, 2011, 6:33 am**

Go! Diddy Kong!

Diddy Kong used Cartwheel! Kritter took 400 damage! Kritter used Counter! How much is countered?

Posted: **August 31st, 2011, 6:52 am**

I don't know there was a move called Counter.

Diddy Kong used Detect! Diddy Kong protected himself! Kritter used Take Down! What happens next?

Posted: **September 7th, 2011, 6:13 am**

Diddy Kong takes no damage!

You through the Master Ball. You captured Kritter! Give Kritter a nickname?

Posted: **September 8th, 2011, 4:48 am**

Yes, call Kritter Jelly Bean.

Why did you give Kritter the nickname Jelly Bean?

Posted: **September 9th, 2011, 11:13 am**

Because you can.

Oh, walkin' around in tall grass-WHOA! It's an Audino! What will Jelly Bean do?

Posted: **September 16th, 2011, 11:12 am**

Jelly Bean used Pwnhammer! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Is this a question?

Posted: **September 17th, 2011, 8:56 pm**

Yes, it's a question.

Is Pwnhammer a Fighting-type move?

Posted: **September 18th, 2011, 1:11 am**

Pwnhammer is an awesome type move.

Does an awesome type move have any weaknesses? If so, what is its weakness?

Posted: **October 9th, 2011, 3:42 am**

It's weak to Chuck Norris.

What makes the sun hot?

Posted: **October 9th, 2011, 4:49 am**

It's just that sexy.... I guess... Because sexy is hot... I'm gonna shut up now...

What is more fun than a barrel full of monkeys?

Posted: **October 10th, 2011, 9:41 am**

A monkey full of barrel.

...did that make any sense?

Posted: **October 11th, 2011, 7:22 am**

Maybe... maybe the monkey ate the barrels?

Why would a monkey eat barrels?

Posted: **October 23rd, 2011, 11:41 am**

No, they would only throw them.

What would happen if two pwnhammers collided?

Posted: **October 24th, 2011, 12:54 pm**

I thought there was only one pwnhammer …

Isn't there only one pwnhammer?

Posted: **October 25th, 2011, 10:24 am**

I thought so as well.

Except...

GENETIC CLONING?!

Posted: **October 25th, 2011, 11:16 am**

Sure, why not?

What would happen if chickens took over the world?

Posted: **November 6th, 2011, 4:59 pm**

millions and millions of eggs

Why I'm sitting on the Eiffel Tower?

Posted: **November 7th, 2011, 3:46 am**

For greater justice.

What is love?

Posted: **November 8th, 2011, 7:42 am**

*insert song by the same name here*

Can anyone think of a better response?

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