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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 21st, 2023, 10:46 am

K. Rool's theme is in it, so the song might be.

What would happen if Squawks and Parry combined their powers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 21st, 2023, 12:14 pm

We’d have a coconut shooting parallel bird.

Why do squirrels imitate machine guns (in real life) :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 22nd, 2023, 12:23 pm

They want them.

Does Kiddy know who Dixie is?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 22nd, 2023, 5:18 pm

Other than she's one cool kong? :funky: No.

Was the blast-o-matic powered by the kremling power source? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 23rd, 2023, 1:09 pm

Maybe, but I can't read Snide's blueprints.

What is Diddy's famous sound or catchphrase?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 23rd, 2023, 4:54 pm

"You're bluffing, lizard face."

Is the plot of Donkey Kong Country 2 based off of the plot line of Donkey Kong 2? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 24th, 2023, 11:41 am

Not quite, but Mario is in both.

Does Wrinkly speedrun Super Mario 64?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 24th, 2023, 5:59 pm

Not competitively.

Why did Krusha's brain fall out of his skull into his pelvis? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 25th, 2023, 12:56 pm

He needed the money somehow.

Did Tropical Freeze ruin the Atlas?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 25th, 2023, 6:43 pm

I'm not certain what you're referencing, but perhaps. The original dkc series is a classic, and dkctf fans are now attributing themselves as dkc fans, but the original is the superior game. At least that's what I'm thinking is going on. Is that what you're referencing?

Why couldn't Tiny and Diddy find Parry? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 26th, 2023, 11:07 am

His hiding went above and beyond.

Why did Squawks become merchandise and act like Poochy from Yoshi's Story?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 26th, 2023, 11:15 am

Because Nintendo paid him millions.

Why might've Tropical Freeze ruined the Atlas? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 26th, 2023, 11:30 am

After the great debate, many might have left.

Is DK64 Diddy's best position, or is that the beginning of his downfall?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 26th, 2023, 11:51 am

Graphics-wise, yes, it was his peak.

Is Funky the main monkey or funky's fugue better? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 26th, 2023, 11:54 am

That depends on what is happening.

Why are the Kongs the best family?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 26th, 2023, 2:25 pm

Because they value family.

Is Arich one of the mirkwood spiders? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 26th, 2023, 2:44 pm

I will say so right now.

Could Diddy outrun Dixie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 26th, 2023, 4:53 pm

Yes. But not by much. Rolling is a different matter.

I'm publishing a video with the statistics because of that. Thanks for the idea, Super Luigi!

What was Cranky like in his younger days? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 27th, 2023, 12:59 pm

He was rolling barrels and whisking away maidens seven days a week.

Would Donkey, Kiddy, Funky, and Chunky make a good action movie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 27th, 2023, 1:25 pm

Yes. If K.rool was on their side.

Are crocodiles really the superior species? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 28th, 2023, 5:57 am

From what I remember, yes.

Are the animal transformations in the Shantae games inspired by the Animal Buddies from the DKC trilogy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 28th, 2023, 9:04 am

I’ve never heard of the game, but in all likelihood, yes.

So is DK, Donkey rool or Donkey krock? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 28th, 2023, 1:26 pm

With those initials, Donkey Krock makes the most sense.

How did Wrinkly end up teaching the Kremlings?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 29th, 2023, 1:08 am

To further kong kremling diplomacy.

Why did Cranky start a museum? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 29th, 2023, 1:24 pm

He wanted to earn money for his ramblings and collection.

Why does Tiny look so happy when losing underwater?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 29th, 2023, 1:43 pm

Because she loves underwater kremlings. And it’s all just a staged game, right?

Why is DK a metal head? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 30th, 2023, 4:11 am

He was really into the scene back then.

Would Kazooie ever fight Tooty?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 30th, 2023, 5:07 am

No. not after gruntys furnace fun!

Would kazooie and monty mole/bottles ever fight? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 30th, 2023, 11:00 am

Kazooie likely has more fun antagonizing Bottles, although Monty Mole could avoid such a fate.

Could Krystal defeat the giant fox?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 30th, 2023, 11:05 am

It depends on her susceptibility level to tickles.

Could Sabre defeat the giant fox? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 30th, 2023, 11:19 am

From what little I know about him, yes.

What would happen if Banjo and Kazooie joined forces with Krystal, given how they're both from Rare?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » May 31st, 2023, 6:21 am

Banjo-Dinosauooie.

Would Banjo-Kongzooie be a good game? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » May 31st, 2023, 11:20 am

It would be one of the best.

Is Cheato the Red Wizard now?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 1st, 2023, 5:04 am

yes.

who is the silliest of the bunch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 1st, 2023, 12:29 pm

Officially, it must be Lanky.

Could Tiny defeat the mermaid or banana fairy queen in her shrunken state?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 1st, 2023, 5:20 pm

Would they let themselves be defeated?

Does Expresso love the temple levels or jungle levels better? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 2nd, 2023, 11:45 am

Rambi controls the jungle, so temple stages could prove better for Expresso.

Are the Kongs more powerful when we're not controlling them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 2nd, 2023, 11:57 am

Yes. But so are the kremlings. If they wanted to fight each other, the kongs would have trouble. Mutually assured destruction, essentially.

Was Cranky addicted to Swanky’s bonus games? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 2nd, 2023, 12:25 pm

He may have had a gambling problem.

How did Dixie escape the machine when she lost a life?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 2nd, 2023, 12:28 pm

Kaptain K.rool stepped in. “You get another go, you cheeky monkey.”

What would’ve happened if he didn’t? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 2nd, 2023, 12:37 pm

She'd face the wrath of robotic tickles, according to one person's drawing.

Is Kiddy satisfied most of the time?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 3rd, 2023, 6:16 am

When he eats celery, yes.

Does Kiddy love vegetables more than candy? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 3rd, 2023, 12:30 pm

He likely doesn't know what that is yet.

What does Kazooie think about Diddy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 3rd, 2023, 6:47 pm

As a cheap cameo.

Why does Cranky think the same? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 4th, 2023, 12:24 pm

That was before the Hero Coins.

Is Baron von Ghoul Rare's British Luigi?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 4th, 2023, 1:58 pm

I don’t think so.

Why is Diddy second banana? :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 5th, 2023, 8:27 am

Donkey Kong was created first.

What happened when Tiny found Dixie in a lake?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 5th, 2023, 9:33 am

Tiny laughed. (Because she fell in while pacing the perimeter)

Did that happen to me at some point as well? (In a pool, perhaps?) :parry:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Super Luigi! » June 5th, 2023, 1:35 pm

If it did, I'm sorry.

Did Krystal survive the flowers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby WesternTanager794 » June 6th, 2023, 7:16 am

by sneezing to stay awake.

why are dkc sprites bigger than mario's?
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