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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 11th, 2010, 9:06 am

Well, I guess now's as good a time as any. I'm with the Kremlings.... if you couldn't tell from the K. Rool picture...er... wait... maybe it was with the economy... either way, I'm green, scaly, and evil... just like those damn economists!

Why did I just give up my ultra-super-secret identity?! And to the DKC Atlas users?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 11th, 2010, 3:17 pm

Simply, you can no longer be trusted. You reveal secrets to easily. You're a virus in our operations, Phyreburnz. Time to take a long walk off a short pier...

Why are you with the Kremlings?! Do you have connections with the tikis?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 12th, 2010, 5:01 am

I told you, I don't remember if I'm with the Kremlings or the economists, but I'm pretty sure it's that I'm with the economists... Either way, I'd never align with the Tikis, you fool! Kremlings are a proud... people(?)... and would NEVER let themselves be considered allies with the Tikis!.... I think...

Do you really think that I'm actually with the Kremlings?! Do you think that I'm that stupid enough to reveal my TRUE identity?! MWA HAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 12th, 2010, 1:06 pm

Not Duh! It is merely used for distraction purposes! Used but only to confuse my many enemies!

Would it help if I changed my avatar?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 13th, 2010, 7:11 am

Knock yourself out.

Luckily, my avatar has nothing to do with DKC... wait, do you know who my avatar is of?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 13th, 2010, 7:23 am

No.

Why do you want me to knock myself out? That's not very nice.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » November 14th, 2010, 6:07 am

Because you stole his bananas.

Why did I just make an unexpected return to these forums?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 14th, 2010, 6:08 am

Because you want to be a cool kid like me and HavocReaper.

Aren't we just the coolest?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 14th, 2010, 9:54 am

Sure are!

Does anyone dare question the coolness of the "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" topic?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » November 15th, 2010, 2:04 am

That guy over there does---------->^_^

How would a boss fight against Keyboard Cat play in DKCR?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 15th, 2010, 11:41 am

There would be no possibility of Donkey Kong actually winning that battle. The Keyboard Cat would kick some monkey ass.

Why can't DK win against three keyboard strokes (excluding, of course, the shift button)?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 16th, 2010, 7:25 am

He wanted to, but, you see, he's not a good typist.

Maybe he should talk to Mario's giant floating head that teaches typing from those YouTube parodies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » November 18th, 2010, 10:49 am

No. mario forgot how to type.

I couldn't afford to pay for gas, so I sold my car so I have enough money. Now, I don't have a car to put the gas in. how do I get my car back?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 18th, 2010, 3:10 pm

Prostitution? Oh, wait, you need a car to do that, too.

Would asking a loan shark for help be a good idea?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » November 18th, 2010, 4:56 pm

Phyreburnz wrote:Prostitution? Oh, wait, you need a car to do that, too.


Not the way I use 'em.

So anyway, I'm posting in this thread because...?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 19th, 2010, 5:45 am

As previously stated: You want to be cool like me and HavocReaper, and now teh epicness.

Didn't you miss our antics?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » November 21st, 2010, 1:18 pm

Yes.

Why is a gorilla wearing a tie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 22nd, 2010, 10:18 am

Because the tie grants him his strength, intelligence, everything really. If you remove the sacred tie, D.K. will be powerless.

Why do you think he's always wearing it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 22nd, 2010, 11:59 pm

Suicide gone wrong...

Why would DK want to kill himself?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 23rd, 2010, 7:00 am

What? He would never do that.

So, is Donkey Kong Country Returns 2 gonna feature more references to other DKC games than DKCR did?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 23rd, 2010, 7:57 am

Ha! HAHAHAHAH! No! Retro is going to try to remake everyone knows and loves about Donkey Kong (this is just an assumption, so don't give me crap over it)!

Why must everyone remake everything into something worse and less fun?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 23rd, 2010, 11:14 am

I would ask Retro.

Why did Rare betray us?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 23rd, 2010, 11:16 am

Because Chris and Tim Stamper just wanted to do a "senior prank" type dealie. (Ya know, because right after they moved to Microsoft, they left Rare)

Did you find their "senior prank" funny?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 24th, 2010, 7:12 am

Meh.They should of joined Retro Studios right after they left, who at the time was doing Metroid, but unknown to them, would later make DKCR.

Now, isn't that much better?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 24th, 2010, 8:45 am

It's better, yes. And perhaps if Chris and Tim joined Retro, DKCR would have had Kremlings.

What would you think if Chris and Tim secretly joined Retro and made DKCR2 even better than DKCR?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » November 25th, 2010, 3:02 pm

I would think "This is more epic than the pwnhammer!"

Why did I make up the pwnhammer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 26th, 2010, 5:45 am

Because you're just that... um... special :D

What exactly do you use a pwnhammer for?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 26th, 2010, 11:40 am

Getting to play as Donkey Kong in Donkey Kong Country 2.

What is the pwnhammer made of?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » November 26th, 2010, 1:17 pm

It's made of bananas that I stole from DK Island.

What would happen if two pwnhammers collided?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 27th, 2010, 4:29 pm

Impossible. There can only be one.

Don't you know what happens when a second pwnhammer enters the universe?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 29th, 2010, 6:04 am

The end of the universe, of course!

Why does the universe end when a second pwnhammer enters the universe?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby teh epicnes » November 29th, 2010, 8:13 am

Because the universe can't take the awesomeness.

What would happen if the pwnhammer broke?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 29th, 2010, 10:51 am

Nothing, really, aside from the lower amount of pwnage.

Could it be fixed?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 29th, 2010, 11:52 pm

Only with gorilla glue.

Or would duct tape work better?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 30th, 2010, 6:52 am

Nope, but DUCK TAPE would.

You do know to name tapes, glues and such after animals right?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » November 30th, 2010, 1:07 pm

What about scotch tape... or packing tape... or masking tape... or elmer's glue... or wood glue... or any glue/tape other than that with the name "gorilla" in front of it?

Does the name of two brands of tape/glue really dictate all of the rules for said products?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » November 30th, 2010, 3:04 pm

Sure does.

Has anyone unlocked Donkey Kong in DKC2 yet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 1st, 2010, 1:35 am

Like a million times!

Why, haven't you?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 1st, 2010, 6:57 am

Sadly I have not, you see I'm still in the very process of unlocking him.

Hey, if you're such an expert on getting DK in DKC2 why don't you help some more on the forum for the cheat?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 1st, 2010, 2:54 pm

Because the last think you said didn't make much sense to me.... It's been a while since I've unlocked him and I have forgotten some steps...

Perhaps I have misunderstood your last step?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 2nd, 2010, 1:21 pm

Maybe.

Has anyone unlocked Dixie Kong in the original Donkey Kong Country?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 2nd, 2010, 3:32 pm

I dunno.

Maybe we should start a cheat thread for that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 3rd, 2010, 7:06 am

That would be a little redundant even if it was about a different character in a different game - same concept.

Perhaps we need someone else's opinion?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 6th, 2010, 12:42 pm

No, we're too cool(?) for an outside opinion!... or something like that....

Now I start with a totally new question:

What was King K. Rool doing when Retro was making DKCR?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 9th, 2010, 7:37 am

Chilling out on the actual Donkey Kong Island. With all the Kremlings and other animals that did not make it.

Are they playing DKCR there?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 9th, 2010, 8:35 am

No! Of course not! They were too mad that they did not make it in the game!

Or... do you think that King K. Rool was just making DK die over and over again...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 10th, 2010, 7:33 am

Possibly.

Where did they get their Wii?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » December 10th, 2010, 9:21 am

The same place they got their computer of course!

Do you think that, due to K. Rool's outrage of not being in said game, that he will later ally himself with DK to defeat the tiki menice?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » December 11th, 2010, 7:51 am

I think they should.

Perhaps in the sequel?
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