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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 30th, 2011, 9:47 am

Because it wasn't popular enough.

...Why wasn't it popular?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 30th, 2011, 9:51 am

Because SOME people don't have good taste.

Why does it smell like onions and chili in my grandparents' house? :/
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 30th, 2011, 9:52 am

.....do not want!

What does your grandpa eat onions all day?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 30th, 2011, 9:53 am

He doesn't do it all day. Only certain foods...

How did you interpret it like that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » June 30th, 2011, 1:08 pm

A complicated, decrepit science lost ages ago.

Do you like waffles?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » June 30th, 2011, 9:49 pm

We already did this.

Do you know about Touhou?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 1st, 2011, 8:01 am

I don't know.

How do you pronounce Touhou?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 2nd, 2011, 12:25 am

Ask microsoft sam.

Why are younger siblings so annoying?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 2nd, 2011, 5:25 am

Because that's how god made them.

What is a rapesauraus?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 4th, 2011, 2:04 am

Barney.

Why am I playing Animal Crossing and designing shirts with pokemon on them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 4th, 2011, 8:13 am

Who knows.

Why did my cousin taqke over my puppy? :,(
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 8th, 2011, 6:43 am

Because puppies are awesome.

Why don't you re-take over the puppy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 8th, 2011, 6:46 am

I did. She went back to Missouri and now Dinkyrat is in my lap. :D

Why is Dink in my lap?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 8th, 2011, 6:52 am

Because it's a puppy!

Why is Weird Al so awesome?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 8th, 2011, 7:15 am

Because he's weird!

Just bust a move!

Why should we do so?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 8th, 2011, 7:39 am

Because it has been written, so shall it be done!

Why are there so many stupid comments on youtube?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 8th, 2011, 7:41 am

because there is

I will not be here next week. why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 8th, 2011, 12:15 pm

Because you've been battling an army of hams. And now they're taking you to the Land'o'Hams.

Why have you been battling hams, anyway?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » July 8th, 2011, 3:59 pm

Because, the evil army of hams killed the Tomato King.

Why did they kill the Tomato King?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 8th, 2011, 4:44 pm

Because apparently Hams hate Tomatos.

Why do they hate them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 9th, 2011, 3:04 am

Because hams are jealous of tomatoes.

Why are hams so jealous of tomatoes?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » July 9th, 2011, 3:32 am

Because they don't get their own condiment.

Why aren't there ham condiments?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 9th, 2011, 5:11 am

Because hamchup sounds gross.

What is hamchup?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 9th, 2011, 7:55 am

Pure awesomeness in a bottle!

What doesn't make hamchup sound delicious?!?!?!? XD

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That is effing hilarious, Chibisai! Hamchup is my new favorite word!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 10th, 2011, 7:58 am

Spoiler!
LOL, thanks, I try. ^_^


Because hamchup just sounds like ham-flavored ketchup.

Why does that sound weird?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » July 12th, 2011, 7:09 am

Because it does.

Why why why, don't I miss you a lot, forever?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 12th, 2011, 7:20 am

Because you don't have hamchup.

Does Dixie get dizzy when she does her helicopter thing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Crammalamma » July 12th, 2011, 11:44 am

No. If she did, the controls would be slippery.

Why do I like Touhou?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » July 14th, 2011, 1:14 pm

I don't know. Ask Touhou.

Where can I buy some hamchup?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » July 16th, 2011, 12:58 pm

eBay, works every time.

Have you ever went to http://www.ebay.cm ? (no its not a spam site)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 17th, 2011, 12:44 am

Yes and no... I've never typed it like that.

That's weird... Why does that happen?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » July 17th, 2011, 9:06 am

Maybe it's like a glitch in the system.

Why is lobster so good?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 18th, 2011, 12:10 pm

Because it's fish.

What's the point of this game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » July 18th, 2011, 3:21 pm

To finish it.

What will finishing get us?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » July 18th, 2011, 4:57 pm

A high five.

What happens when Barney the Dinosaur has sex with Tinky Winky?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 19th, 2011, 6:45 am

A hideous monstrosity that I never EVER want to think about... EVER!

Why are there 100 bottles of beer on the wall?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 19th, 2011, 6:55 am

Spoiler!
FefeRawft wrote:What happens when Barney the Dinosaur has sex with Tinky Winky?


Ew ew ew ew EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't even want to BEGIN to think about that...


Because drunks have VERY good imaginations.

What happens if you take one down and pass it around?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 19th, 2011, 6:58 am

You won't believe it.... but there will be 99 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!

Isn't that just CrAzY?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 19th, 2011, 7:02 am

Not really.

Spoiler!
But wouldn't they all f---

CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Never mind...


Who plays Two-Face in Batman Forever(NO GOING ON GOOGLE OR BATMAN.COM FOR THE ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)? (And what's funny is that if you look at him without his hat on you can tell if you've seen MIB...)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 19th, 2011, 7:09 am

I didn't google it... I wikipedia'd it... It's Tommy Lee Jones!

And I didn't break the rules because you didn't say not to use wikipedia!

Have you ever seen the movie Bat Thumb? (If not, you should!)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 19th, 2011, 7:26 am

Um... no.

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Wikipedia DOES count because most google searches will lead you to the Wikipedia page for such a thing.


What in the seven hells is Bat Thumb?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 19th, 2011, 7:39 am

It's a parody movie of Batman by Steve Oedekerk. It's freaking hilarious! And you should totally look it up!

Why is facebook so stupid and why do they keep changing things?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 19th, 2011, 7:43 am

Because Mark Zuckerburg can't make up his mind about how he wants his website.

What Tobuscus literal movie trailer does the following line come from?

Spoiler!
"That train is screwed."


And for those of you who have no idea who Tobuscus is...

Spoiler!
Go look him up on youtube or go to www.tobyturner.com. I didn't know about him until yesterday when I visited my cousin. XD
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 19th, 2011, 9:18 am

I don't know.

What are the barrels full of in the DKC games?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 19th, 2011, 9:50 am

Spoiler!
Phyreburnz wrote:I don't know.


It's from the Harry Potter one.


Bananas and explosives! :D

Why would they be in the same barrel?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 19th, 2011, 9:52 am

Because they taste good together.

Why do they taste good together?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » July 19th, 2011, 9:54 am

Because you have weird tastebuds.

Can we go battle doughnuts?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » July 19th, 2011, 9:57 am

Only if you're using coffee as your weapon of choice... that or policemen.

Which sounds like a better weapon?
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