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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 13th, 2011, 4:58 am

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Phyreburnz wrote:Hell no! It's totally badass! Like David Bowie (although, he aquired his off-colour eye from a punch in the face and it lacks pigment, making it appear blue).

I actually have an old friend that has one brown eye, and the other is half brown and half blue.


Ummm, no. You're half right. He DID get punched in the eye but his natural eye color is blue. The pupil is actually dilated to look like he has on brown eye. Ia ctually used to have a cat we named Bowie---she's was pure white and had one blue eye and one brown eye so she was half deaf XD. Also, the teacher that was across the hall from my algebra class had naturally brown eyes but a little of the top part was blue. He calls that his birth mark but I just think the pigment never fully developed.


Probably not. It actually depends on the color of them. I had a classmate whose eyes were naturally either green or brown but she wore gold contacts for a little bit. They scared the crap out of me.

Why did David Bowie get punched in the eye?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 14th, 2011, 7:45 am

He was fighting a guy over a girl.

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I can't believe I was wrong! I'm sorry, David Bowie!!!!!!!!! :lol:


What is the coolest (single) eye colour?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 14th, 2011, 12:17 pm

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Don't worry, I';m sure he'd forgive you :D


Any but it depends on who it is that has said eye color.

Why much chocolate be so damn addicting?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 16th, 2011, 6:41 am

Because the Chocolate gods said so.

Who are these mysterious Chocolate gods?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 16th, 2011, 7:12 am

The original and newer Willy Wonkas ;)

Why did they remake Willy Wonka?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 16th, 2011, 8:24 am

Because they're dumb!

Why would they pick Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka? He looks nothing like him!
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Don't get me wrong, I love Johnny Depp... but he is NOT Willy Wonka! Gene Wilder is!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 16th, 2011, 9:00 am

You're answer to my previous question!

Isn't Willy Wonka awesome?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » June 16th, 2011, 11:47 am

I love chocolate, and therefore love Willy Wonka.

Why can't the chocolate factory really exist like in the movie?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 16th, 2011, 12:01 pm

Because Hollywood hates us!

Why does Hollywood hate us?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Funkythemainmonkey » June 17th, 2011, 6:05 am

Because you have insulted Tim Burton, the greatest director EVAR!

Why does life suck A**?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 17th, 2011, 9:42 am

That depends.

What did you do to have your life suck ass?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 19th, 2011, 1:13 am

Piss people off that you don't even know.

How do people still buy into Hollywood crap movies? Like... How are the people that made movies with "movie" in the title still around? (Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Scary Movie, etc.)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 19th, 2011, 3:15 am

Not me.

Why won't Satan take Justin Bieber, yet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 19th, 2011, 3:17 am

Because he apparently doesn't want him as much as the rest of us.

Barney will go to hell.

But why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 19th, 2011, 3:27 am

Because dinosaurs can't fit in heaven.

Why is heaven so small it can't even handle a big, purple dinosaur?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 19th, 2011, 3:33 am

Because Barney killed the dinosaurs so God shrunk it some. Plus,, Barney raped on of the kids on his show. :D

Why Barney rape a kid on his show?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 19th, 2011, 4:00 am

Because he's a Rapesaurus, duh!

Why don't they have the Rapesaurus in science/dinosaur books?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 19th, 2011, 4:17 am

Rape + saurus (you know, like the end of dinosaur names like stegosaurus)... And Barney assaults kids... so he's a Rapesaurus! :lol:

Anyway... why don't they have Rapesauruses in dinosaur books?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 19th, 2011, 11:53 am

Because the Rapesaraus is still around though we have no clue and they were afraid to get raped if they did. XD

Do you think Barney will rape Justin Bieber? :D
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 21st, 2011, 10:17 am

If Barney the Rapesaurus is also a pedophile.

Is it a pedo?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 21st, 2011, 11:17 am

Yes. Yes it is. :3

Why is he a pedophile?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 22nd, 2011, 2:15 am

To rape Justin Bieber!

Why does he want to rape Justin Bieber.... oh, I can answer that myself: Because Justin Bieber assaults the music industry!

Why does Justin Bieber rape the music industry?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 22nd, 2011, 3:15 am

Because he is a sick, sick b... girl. XD

Why are we talking about rape and Rapesauruses? O.o
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » June 22nd, 2011, 7:06 am

You all need to wash your mouths out with soap.

Which flavor of soap is your favorite?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 22nd, 2011, 7:09 am

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Get a grip, dude, it's just a joke.


Barney!

Do they really make that?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 23rd, 2011, 1:03 am

I don't know... but they make dinosaur shaped soap!
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We had some when I was a kid, like really little. And when my dad would give us kids a bath, he'd use the soap from the head of the dinosaur to make it Tinyheadasaurus!


And why do we need to wash our mouths out with soap, anyways? We're typing! Remember? :lol:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 23rd, 2011, 3:29 am

LOLZ because apparently the rules apply here as well.

Why do the rules apply here?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby KremKrawl » June 23rd, 2011, 4:51 am

Because it's a forum.

Will Ace Attorney Investigations 2 ever get released outside of Japan?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 23rd, 2011, 8:07 am

No! Well... maybe... I dunno

Which is worse: Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 24th, 2011, 3:52 am

Since I ahve no clue who Rebecca Black is I'd have to DEFINITELY say Justin Bieber.

Is Justin Bieber a girl or a boy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 24th, 2011, 4:12 am

Only God knows...

Has anyone played Mother 3?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 24th, 2011, 4:16 am

Not me. Sorry.

Why is Texas a funny-looking shape?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 24th, 2011, 4:21 am

Because it is so beautiful to me!

Why is Illinois a funny-looking shape?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 24th, 2011, 4:23 am

To tell the truth, I forgot what it looks like.

Why is Rhode Island the smallest state?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 24th, 2011, 4:50 am

Because, um, you know, um stuff.

Do you prefer Golden Oreos or just plain ol' Oreos?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 24th, 2011, 4:52 am

Can't... choose... must... think...

....................

Both! :3

Which is better---Kitt-katt or Crunch bars?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 24th, 2011, 5:08 am

Kit-Kat all the way!!!

Coke, Pepsi, or Docter Pepper?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 24th, 2011, 9:49 am

Because you guys are crazeh!

Do you guys like Clark Bars?
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They're my favorite candy bar!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby HavocReaper48 » June 24th, 2011, 11:12 am

Haven't tried :3

Why do people think they can properly enjoy Oreos without milk?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 25th, 2011, 12:57 am

Because they's crazeh!

How can you think that you can possibly enjoy an oreo WITHOUT milk?!?!?!?1!?!/!/!/backslash!/!?1!?!!??1!1one!?!/1
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 25th, 2011, 6:59 am

I dunno, one of my friends eats them with Dr. Pepper and enjoys them just the same...

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She called me an ass one time on facebook because I told her I had some. :3


Has anybody ever choked on an advil?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 25th, 2011, 7:43 am

No, but I might soon because I take it all the time because of my terrible allergies.

How do you choke on something as small as an Advil? :shock:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 25th, 2011, 8:05 am

Put it too far back in your mouth.

Why do they call it cherry coke?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Phyreburnz » June 26th, 2011, 1:20 am

Because it's relatively cherry flavored... and the name of "Coca Cola" originated from the two major ingredients: Cocaine and the Kola leaf. No joke. Coca Cola used to have cocaine in it.
And that's why they call it Cherry Coke.

Isn't it great that Rebecca Black's "Friday" was taken off of youtube?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Chibisai Kong » June 26th, 2011, 3:02 pm

No clue who she is but by how people talk about her I'd say yeah.

Do you think that when Coca Cola was made with cocaine that people got high off of it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SimianSegue » June 26th, 2011, 3:16 pm

Ummm...I don't know anything about cocaine in Coca-Cola... :twisted:

Who's not gonna take it?
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