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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » January 2nd, 2010, 9:50 am

I was thinking something more like asdfghjkl;' but yours works fine too.

Longcat or Tacgnol?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Lanky Kong » January 2nd, 2010, 10:05 am

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Cat

Tamama or Mametchi?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » January 3rd, 2010, 3:17 am

I guess the second one.

What is the seventh letter in
THE ALPHABET?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » January 3rd, 2010, 8:37 am

H if it's THE ALPHABET joke and G if we're talking the letter in the alphabet. Or it could be %. :?

Can anyone here recite the names of every single Poke'mon?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » January 4th, 2010, 5:26 am

Maybe 90% of them in the wrong order.

What you would you thinkk if I got a pet monkey and gave him a red shirt and hat?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Jomingo » January 4th, 2010, 6:52 am

I would marry you.

What do you think of that proposal?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » January 4th, 2010, 2:49 pm

It's great!

(OMG!! My 200th post!!)

Why does my dog insist on licking my leg?!
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » January 19th, 2010, 8:22 pm

Because the leg of your computer chair didn't taste the same.

Are we there yet?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » January 20th, 2010, 8:24 am

We'll get there when we get there!

What is the meaning of life?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » February 1st, 2010, 3:50 pm

The condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally. (Taken from dictionary.com)

Where do we keep our eyes open for the bargains?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » February 1st, 2010, 8:50 pm

Christmas Tree Shop!

Boston Bruins or Boston Red Sox?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » February 4th, 2010, 7:28 am

Um... Neither, because they both suck? (I assume; I don't follow professional sports at all.)

Anyone got plans for Valentine's Day? :o
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » February 24th, 2010, 7:54 pm

No, because that stupid question was answered after Valentine's Day.

Why didn't anyone answer it before Valentine's Day?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » February 25th, 2010, 8:22 am

Nobody did because the forum isn't very active.

What is this: :arrow: :arrow:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » February 27th, 2010, 2:57 pm

Remember in DK64 when Chunky would point to Tiny even when she wasn't there, well it's something like that but with smilies.

:shock: :arrow: :D :?:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » February 28th, 2010, 2:02 am

He just became comfortable.

Finish the sentence: I...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » March 5th, 2010, 8:08 am

... am NOT a cat!!

Finish the sentence:

Diddy Kong....
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 5th, 2010, 8:11 am

... rhymes with Giddy Kong.

One day, Donkey Kong decided to turn on his computer to play...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » March 5th, 2010, 10:58 am

... a DKC ROM.

The second DKC is definitely....
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 6th, 2010, 7:16 am

... good.

One day Donkey Kong tried to go to his Banana Hoard, but he ended up in...
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » March 6th, 2010, 7:58 am

... this topic here: viewtopic.php?f=40&t=599&start=50

Why did this start happening? (That's the question)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » March 6th, 2010, 10:11 am

Because The Guy messed it up.

Why did The Guy mess it up?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 6th, 2010, 12:32 pm

Because I felt like it.

What does Donkey Kong dream about if he eats overripe bananas?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » March 6th, 2010, 2:13 pm

He has a dream where he found 6 eggs with question marks on them and a key made out of ice.

What did DK use them for?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby SpikeEnigmaSlash » March 6th, 2010, 2:59 pm

he made a banana nut bread with them nummy, those eggs anyway enough for the whole donkey kong family and us.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 8th, 2010, 5:12 am

No question? Okay.

Just the other day Kiddy Kong tripped on a vine and fell into a pit, where he found something. What was it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » March 11th, 2010, 10:56 am

The vine was actually a prehistoric fossilized bananasaur.

Why do I keep coming back here?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 11th, 2010, 11:05 am

You keep coming back here because you forgot your car keys.

Is there any game Cranky is not good at?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » March 11th, 2010, 11:17 am

Most Mario games, Zelda, CoD, Halo, and OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA (If anyone remembers that!)

Does anyone still remember OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 12th, 2010, 6:41 am

Yep.

What did Kiddy do during the 7,891th second during last Thursday?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » March 12th, 2010, 2:25 pm

Run away, but returned the 7,892nd second during last Thursday because he was hungry.

What did he eat?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 24th, 2010, 7:07 am

He ate a half a sub for some reason.

What is the following arrow pointing to: :arrow:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » March 24th, 2010, 8:32 am

Blank space on a post [/serious cat]

Find me a picture of serious cat. <- Question
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » March 24th, 2010, 12:11 pm

Nope, sorry.

Whatever happened to the activity in this topic, and Qyzbud?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » March 29th, 2010, 5:34 am

Qyz... is on a journey. Of epicness. I wish him well.

Will I ever find true love? :oops:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 29th, 2010, 5:57 am

Yes. You will have to cross the Sahara Desert on foot first, though. Thankfully there's no time limit.

When will the next update to the main site be?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » March 31st, 2010, 1:28 am

About a week from now, maybe a couple of years......

Yes? No? Maybe? Possible? Epic? Fail? Win? Diddy Kong? Only the brave will be able to solve the puzzle....
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 31st, 2010, 2:23 am

There is only one answer: There is no answer!

Is that a paradox?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » March 31st, 2010, 9:34 am

YOU SHALL BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!

NOW WHO WILL HELP ME BUILD A TURTLE FENCE?!?!?!?12478
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » March 31st, 2010, 10:00 am

Turtles will, as you can't have a turtle fence without turtles!

What if you can have a turtle fence that has nothing to do with turtles?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » April 1st, 2010, 7:49 am

Then it would be a rattlesnake fence.

So anyway... how does everyone feel about the current state of the global economy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby BlueTronic » April 1st, 2010, 8:04 am

Ask again in 4 years and maybe you'll get a positive response. ;)

Why do your feet smell, but your nose run?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » April 1st, 2010, 8:44 am

Because they want to play "Soviet Russia" in a new way.

What gets wetter as it dries?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby BlueTronic » April 1st, 2010, 9:06 am

I know the answer, but I don't want to get banned for making inapropriate jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » April 1st, 2010, 9:08 am

Ohhhh snap! I probably know what you're referring to. :P

But yeah, that chicken joke is so old, let's spice it up a bit... because a black guy was after it!

Too much?

Spoiler!
EDIT: Probably, but I believe The Guy got that wetter-drier thing off of an episode of Family Guy that aired recently. :)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » April 1st, 2010, 10:31 am

Not even enough.

Spoiler!
And yes, I got it from Family Guy.


:? :lol: 8-) ? (What was said here by 8-) ?)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby KremKrawl » April 3rd, 2010, 10:06 am

8-) said ''PIES.''

Why can't I beat Lance in Pokemon HeartGold?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » April 3rd, 2010, 10:12 am

You can't beat him because he's really Chuck Norris in disguise.

What happened after the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » April 3rd, 2010, 4:36 pm

He was fried and sold to KFC.

What is my question?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby BlueTronic » April 4th, 2010, 1:54 am

Hopefully something more creative than "What is my question?" :P

Am I the only Atlaser with a PS3? :(
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