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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Jomingo » September 3rd, 2009, 2:10 pm

This ends today.

I hope I'm not coming off as a hard ass, but when the conversation deteriorates into "Donuts. Donuts?" I am forced to pull the plug.

"locked"
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Jomingo » September 3rd, 2009, 11:47 pm

OK, you have been given a second chance at life, stupid question topic.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby BlueTronic » September 4th, 2009, 7:33 am

PotoGamer wrote:Donuts.

Donuts?

What is wrong with you people? :?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 4th, 2009, 7:35 am

A lot. Because we were over obsessed with donuts.

Who is K. Rool?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » September 4th, 2009, 11:11 am

He is three different people: A king who rules a ship, a pirate who commands a flying kroc, and an inventor who creates stuff.

Why can't Nintendo release a DKC4 on WiiWare?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 18th, 2009, 10:19 am

Because I hadn't slept in 2 days.

In the future, I want:

The Triforce to be found, and Heart Containers to be sold at stores.
Super Mushrooms should be in every Italian restaurant, and warp pipes should be mandatory for traveling outside your country.
The President should have his own personal Great Fox, and everyone's other car must be an Arwing.
When people fight, there must be falling weapons, and a damage counter.
During races, drivers will be given a box of banana peels, and there will be speed pads.
DKI must be found, and everyone must have a secret banana hoard.
Burying stuff must leave stars on the ground, and you can catch bugs by slamming trees with a net.
Life will have sound effects, and Action Replays.

What are your requests?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » September 18th, 2009, 4:23 pm

Don't know. I was being talked to by a talking donu- I mean, peanut! :?

What is the object, a football or a stone?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » September 22nd, 2009, 11:07 am

A stone, because it could be rounder than a football.

Why can't I think of a question?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » September 23rd, 2009, 7:35 am

Because people did lobotomy on your brain, causing you to forget what you were going to do.

What is Donkey Kong's favorite game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 23rd, 2009, 11:13 am

The original Donkey Kong (because he gets to see his dad pinch his nipples, PM me about this).

What is Cranky's favorite game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FranticFactory64 » September 23rd, 2009, 11:44 am

The Game, which I just lost.

Why does Donkey Kong wear a tie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 23rd, 2009, 12:19 pm

He thinks it's classy.

How have we already reached this many pages? *Ignoring the "bagel" questions*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » September 24th, 2009, 7:06 am

Because we all have lives. And girlfriends.

Speaking of which, WHYYY??!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » September 24th, 2009, 7:12 am

Because if we didn't bananas wouldn't exist.

What's Diddy Kong's favorite FPS?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 24th, 2009, 10:37 am

FPS? Frames per second? IDK, like 60 :)

If Falco better than Kiddy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » September 24th, 2009, 12:23 pm

No, because Kiddy likes to eat pie but Falco doesn't.

Why does Diddy hate Bob?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 25th, 2009, 9:50 am

Because Falco likes him.

Why doesn't Falco eat pie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » September 27th, 2009, 11:09 am

Because Falco hates the number...
Spoiler!
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647
093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909
145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466
52138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912 and so
on...

(you made a typo in your question by the way).

How come you made that typo?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » September 27th, 2009, 12:12 pm

Ur mawm told him too.

Why are Australian people so damn cool?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 27th, 2009, 1:06 pm

They're so uncool, it makes them cool :0....

Where was my typo?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » September 28th, 2009, 10:18 am

You said "pie". It's supposed to say "pi".

Why did the ESRB create the E +10 rating?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 28th, 2009, 11:42 am

They don't like kids 9 and under.

Why does Wolf O'Donnell have the best theme for any video game character?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » September 28th, 2009, 12:41 pm

Because they do.

Will the ESRB ever come up with the T +15 rating?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » September 29th, 2009, 6:28 am

No.

What is Kiddy's favorite first person shooter?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 29th, 2009, 10:19 am

The unreleased game: "OMG!!!! Kiddy Escaped From the Annoying Monkey Torture Camp That For Some Reason is Owned by the Kongs Who Happen to Also Be Monkeys. It's Kinda Weird When You Think About It. Now Go Shoot That Little Ass Down!!" (OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA) The name was too long, and PETA said it was animal cruelty or something, so they only let Kiddy play it.

What did Kiddy do when he played OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA for the first time?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » September 29th, 2009, 11:58 am

He unlocked the achievements of "You're playing this Game", "You Missed", and "Die once for this Achievement."
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » September 29th, 2009, 2:08 pm

No question? Alright then...

Let's pretend the T +15 rating DID exist. Would Conker's Bad Fur Day be given that rating, or would it stay at the M rating?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » September 30th, 2009, 6:22 am

It would stay at M as 15 year olds don't drink...

Anyway, how much time Kiddy spent playing OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA in the past week?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » September 30th, 2009, 2:12 pm

72 hours straight, and then the moon crashed into Termina.

Link never showed up, why did Kiddy play OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA instead of saving Termina?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » September 30th, 2009, 10:22 pm

Because he doesn't know what or where Termina is, like me until I looked it up. On a related note, click 'file' and click 'Send Link' (Hur hur, I made a funny) :P
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » October 2nd, 2009, 8:21 am

At the top.

What is Dixie's favorite sports video game?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » October 2nd, 2009, 11:58 am

I asked her, she said DKC3.... WTFWTFWTFWTF?!?!

WTFWTFWTFWTF?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Matt534Dog » November 9th, 2009, 10:10 am

IDKIDKIDKIDK.

How come we're missing the last letter (D) in OMGKEFtAMTCTFSRiObtKWHtABMIKWWYTAINGSTLA?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » November 12th, 2009, 7:04 pm

It was Sesame Street's 40th Anniversery, and the alphabet went on a parade. And that 'D' just so happened to be in it.

Does THIS look unsure to you? :
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » November 13th, 2009, 10:36 am

No.

What is love? (Baby don't hurt me...)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby KremKrawl » December 27th, 2009, 7:30 am

Pie.

Does Wrinkly like pie?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » December 28th, 2009, 11:50 am

No, she prefers PRUNES (look it up.)

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?! *awesome*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby gamer_boy997 » December 28th, 2009, 3:50 pm

Eh... maybe just a little bit of rawness mixed with a bunch of sweetness...

Why are hot girls the #1 thing on my list of favorites?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » December 29th, 2009, 8:56 am

They're on the top of that list because you like them bacony. YUM!

What would happen if Diddy replaced Luigi?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » December 30th, 2009, 1:24 pm

A second Weegee would be born. This would make Ceiling Cat very angry. What?

Who would win in a fight: Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Weegee, Diddy, or Link?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby DKCplayer » December 30th, 2009, 2:26 pm

Diddy, because the four Weegees would stare at each other, attempting to turn each other into Weegees which they already are, therefore creating a paradox, causing an explosion that killed all four of them. After this Link was distracted by the explosions and got a barrel to the head by Diddy.

Why was the HeadOn commercial created like it was?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Lanky Kong » December 31st, 2009, 2:06 am

because ASDF domains the commercials world

what happens if i hack Lucario, Knuckles, Geno and Nuzleaf in DKC?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby FefeRawft » December 31st, 2009, 9:38 am

Another p@r0Dox would occur.

If I ask this question here, your will probably say Donkey Kong. If I asked this over at Zelda Classic, they would say Zelda. Make up your damn mind internet!!!!

Which is better Zelda or Donkey Kong?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby The Guy » December 31st, 2009, 10:03 am

That depends on one's views...

Donkey Kong for me.

Is it possible to make a perfect recreation of the DKC2 bramble levels in Little Big Planet? (Man, I 've been playing it a lot recently...)
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Postby Tiptup Jr. » January 2nd, 2010, 8:14 am

Haven't a clue because PS3s are still ten billion dollars a piece.

Um... jfa;sldkjf;adksjf;gkhaksjdfhweroiuvcnm?
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