DKC Atlas Forum

"...Aye, tis a good loaf of bread he is worth! Don't you worry miss, I can see the importance of your efforts." Gnawty thanked him and went inside to see Luigi, who was...

...Jumping on Gnawty's enemies So she hopped with him and then...

...the whole Atlas party started jumping! After the awesome assault, Gnawty gave Luigi the cheese, which he used to make...

...Pepperroni fudutcini (don't know how to spell it) then people started eating the Qyzzy said...

"...Har har har! Avast, here be me Kong Krew!" Then, he brought out many bottles of sparkling apple cider and passed them around. Soon, everyone was drunk somehow, and Gnawty...

...Gained all their money with luigi and they...

...continued to eat cheese while watching old show tunes from back in Cranky's day. After half an hour, everyone decided to...

...To watch Super Luigi!'s fanfiction movie it was good so good Donkey kong said even he could hear it so then...

...DK immediately wanted to buy the entire series to continue watching, but couldn't since it hadn't come out yet. So in the meantime, he decided to...

...Beat k.rool up and throw him out of the series then he...

...gathered hundreds of puzzle pieces, brought them to the party, and then everybody had a family game night. As the puzzle festivities were beginning, Diddy went to the fridge for a drink. When he got there, he saw...

...Dixie and she said this is getting boring let's do something fun Diddy agreed so then Dixie said let's ...

"...have some cake and eat it too!" So they did, until they finished. Then, they went into another room and made out. Too involved in their current activity, they didn't hear the door open and...

...DK came in they saw diddy's face covered in lipstick then DK said...

"...Hey, uh, little buddy. We're, uh, starting to cut the cake. I'll...leave you two alone and bring up some slices." DK then backed away slowly as Dixie began to...

kiss again until dk came back then he said

"...I'm back with the caaaa-ahh, are you two still swallowing each other? Well, all right. Here's your slices. Try not to let things get too messy." DK left again, as Diddy and Dixie began to politely eat their cake with tea, because they're both British inventions. Diddy asked Dixie...

"should we dump this tea" they both laughed b/c of the knowledge in kong kollege then...

...proceeded to throw a DK Island Tea Party, in both senses of the term. After K. Rool heard this, he...

...he wanted all the Banana tea then he said" forget this I want real bananas " then...

...he climbed into his Krockship and flew to the local DKC Atlumna Supremo market to get them. He walked up Dixie Diddy, the banana salesman, and asked how much ten bunches would cost. Dixie Diddy replied...

...3 kremkoins then K.rool thought it was a reasonable price then...

...he paid Dixie Diddy and went on his merrily evil way. Dixie Diddy then took the money and offered it up as a sacrifice to the mighty Qyzbud, who, after descending into the world of mortals, told Dixie Diddy...

... fetch me more kremkoins mah lad then Dixie Diddy...

...went on a long and perilous journey. After risking his life several times, he finally collected ten Kremcoins from a volcano. Dixie Diddy then visited his pal Super Luigi!, who helped give the money to Qyzbud by...

...shooting it out of a rocket curtisy of Funky kong next Super Luigi!...

...took too much time crafting a presentation. Now, he must depart on his next assignment. In the meantime, Candy and Tiny Kong were planning to...

...get all bananas they can by...

...sniffing a plant, which knocks them senseless, but also transports them to the Banana Kingdom, where they proceed to slowly but surely...

...make banana pudding then they...

...stir and eat it while watching their favorite TV show, which is...

...Swanky's bonus bananza! Who knew? The Kongs wanted me to bump this topic by the way. Afterwards they...

...discovered lotion, which lead to...

...them declaring that anyone who never visits the forum games will have their eyes burnt from the chemicals in the lotion. This causes...

...an imaginary mass outrage across the land, which leads to...

...the kongs unintentionally starting a war that...

...quickly becomes brutal with the invention of tickling diapers, which somehow affects the Kongs because...

...not only does it hurt and that some kongs are alergic to feathers, but since it was made using necky remains...

...it also delivers a love rash, which can only mean...

...that the Kongs themselves are the nazis in actuality! And since there's technically a super-evil outlaw kaiju-like gnawty with evil powers around their territory that lives with them, this is a bad thing for one main reason...

...too much jelly in the carburetor, which causes Funky's plane to...

ONE of funky's planes to...

...randomly attempt to travel back in time at the speed of light, but rather than teleporting to the point it would fix the mess it blew up in mid-air! The cockpit, still connected to the body(the barrel, assuming the plane was the one from DKC1) by a wire, slam-dunks the plane into DK's tree house, which everyone was in at the time, injuring everyone as the building collapses. Meanwhile, the cockpit somehow survives the explosion and gets flung into the cave below via the damaged cord, a horrific moment as inside the cave, apart from the banana hoard...

...bunnies, perhaps from another world, were swarming a princess, when suddenly the cockpit come crashing in, which makes them all scatter, reviving the fallen girl, who then steps outside, only to find that...

...the kremlings have come back to steal the banana hoard again. Go Figure. Thus...

...the princess and Kremlings, not knowing the other, just raise eyebrows at each other as they go about their business. When K. Rool finds out, he...

...gets a tad miffed that his minions just ingored the princess altogether. But his real plans were to get the banana hoard(achieved), so this is only minor. Now when DONKEY KONG figures this out...

...he goes ape, grabs the princess, and throws her across the world. As she's flying, she stands no chance against what happens. Later, as DK goes to reclaim his hoard from the Kremlings...

...he climbs to the top of crocodile isle to finish K. Rool off for putting sharp objects in the candy last halloween.* However, right when DK is about to get the last hit in, as one would expect...

...K. Rool starts bawling, due to neglect! As the tyrant sobs and begins to whine, Klungo appears, just in...!

...time for another ridiculous moment-because DK threw that one princess all across the world, and klungo wanted K. Rool NOT to give children ninja stars...