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Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 6th, 2008, 7:07 am
by The Guy
50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 6th, 2008, 1:15 pm
by Donkey King
51. A barrel can't shoot out barrels and eat bugs.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 19th, 2008, 5:01 pm
by Rodent
The Guy wrote:50. Some crocks don't hide in barrels and ram into people.

Others do though.
51. Monkeys can't pilot vehicles, let alone make vehicles out of barrels.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 20th, 2008, 6:07 am
by The Guy
52. Bears are not friends with monkeys.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 20th, 2008, 10:03 am
by gamer_boy997
53. Bananas don't spin by themselves :lol:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 20th, 2008, 1:52 pm
by Donkey King
Rodent, The Guy, and Gameboy997, it should've been 52., 53. & 54.

Anyways,

55. A Roller Coaster can't be placed in a library.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 22nd, 2008, 12:25 pm
by The Guy
56. Blue Ropes don't make you go upwards.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 23rd, 2008, 12:40 pm
by Donkey King
57. While Purple ropes don't make you go downwards without climbing/sliding without your body force, of course. :)

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 23rd, 2008, 1:07 pm
by The Guy
58. Hooks and Crowns can't be used as Boomerangs.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 8th, 2009, 2:13 pm
by gamer_boy997
59. Monkeys can't talk. (A.K.A., they can't say "Ow!").

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 8th, 2009, 3:01 pm
by Donkey King
60. Crocodiles cannot fly or have their own airship.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 21st, 2009, 4:20 pm
by SmudgeKWOOD
61. If you slam the ground, a banana bunch won`t pop out

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2009, 12:54 pm
by Donkey King
62. You don't come out of a treehouse KABOOMY way.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2009, 2:40 pm
by SmudgeKWOOD
63. Monkeys can`t jump on dragonflies to safely get to another place

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2009, 2:45 pm
by gamer_boy997
64. Frogs can't jump on bees.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: June 11th, 2009, 3:27 am
by SmudgeKWOOD
65. Bees aren't 100 ft. tall (King Zing Sting)

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: June 19th, 2009, 12:33 pm
by gamer_boy997
66. Collecting stars does not make a token appear.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: June 20th, 2009, 4:14 am
by SmudgeKWOOD
67. Stars don't float where you can grab them

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: June 29th, 2009, 10:14 am
by Lanky Kong
68.Crocodiles CanĀ“t spin with 2 Helicopters wings

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: July 3rd, 2009, 12:36 pm
by JadeRoseofChaos
69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: July 4th, 2009, 1:51 am
by The Guy
70. Tires used for bouncing.
71. Halves of tires in the ground that still can bounce people.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: August 18th, 2010, 5:07 am
by teh epicnes
72. Popping a balloon dosen't give you a 2nd life.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: August 18th, 2010, 5:14 am
by DK4Ever
73. If a Gorilla or Monkey step on a beetle, it won't just flip over and try to get up.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: September 1st, 2010, 1:14 pm
by teh epicnes
74. frogs aren't as big as gorillas.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: September 5th, 2010, 11:20 pm
by CrankyMan
75. Letters can't float.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: September 26th, 2010, 3:20 pm
by teh epicnes
76 And getting four dosen't give you a 2nd life.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: October 22nd, 2010, 6:09 am
by HavocReaper48
77. You can't swim through walls in the ocean floor.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: October 27th, 2010, 4:18 pm
by Markster
78. Cats can't spin monkeys and throw them in the air.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: October 28th, 2010, 7:55 am
by HavocReaper48
79. Metal swords can't levitate out of lava on their own and can not go into lava without burning.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: November 27th, 2010, 1:51 am
by teh epicnes
80. Jumping into a barrel with a picture of an animal on it doesn't turn you into that animal.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: November 27th, 2010, 4:30 pm
by HavocReaper48
81. Walking an animal past a sign does not turn it into prizes.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: December 24th, 2010, 4:07 pm
by Master clyde super
82.There are no toy factories ran by crocs that have a giant jack-in-the-box that you need to feed banannas to a giant pig by having them magicly float into his/her mouth to get to and elecute then getting a giant key to unlockc a giant croc that ends up trippin o a rock and landon a giant crocs airshipe,slamming it into the ground so you can face the croc in a boxxing match. ME> :oops:

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 9th, 2011, 10:55 pm
by Mayo
83: Collecting 100 bananas won't give you another life.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 10th, 2011, 2:45 am
by HavocReaper48
84: An ape will not die at the touch of a wandering beaver.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 10th, 2011, 5:52 pm
by Mayo
85: There are no giant shiny colourful gumballs at the end of a temple, which will not open up a golden temple when 8 of them are collected.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 11th, 2011, 3:05 am
by Piper
86: Amusement parks (Krazy Kremland) aren't built in the middle of huge beehives.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 11th, 2011, 9:56 am
by HavocReaper48
87. Bee hives are not designed as natural mazes.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 11th, 2011, 11:19 am
by Master clyde super
88: There are no bramble bunches that are big anough for monkeys to transferce .
89: In said bramble bunches, there are no giant bees or floating barrels.
90: If a Krocadile were to pick up metal barrel , they would not shoot barrels that would float continuity in a stait line.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 13th, 2011, 1:21 pm
by Mayo
91: You cannot punch the moon into a volcano to make it rain bananas.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: January 13th, 2011, 3:28 pm
by HavocReaper48
92: You cannot climb grassy areas on the ceiling and expect grass to be strong enough support your weight.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 20th, 2011, 9:34 am
by Chibisai Kong
JadeRoseofChaos wrote:69. Really old monkeys don't walk with a freakin cane.


No, they just sit there.

93. Dead monkeys can't return as a ghost to visit their family and help them out when needed.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 22nd, 2011, 9:25 am
by SimianSegue
94: Beavers don't come in four beautiful designer colors
95: Beavers can't jump 30 feet

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 6:27 am
by HavocReaper48
96: You can't expect a small jetpack to support a spider-monkey and a 300 pound ape.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 8:41 am
by SimianSegue
97: A rhino wouldn't let a fricking 250 pound ape ride it
98: Crock doesn't start with K
99: Giant Crocodiles don't wear pirate clothes and shoot cannon balls at you
100: A baby ape can't take down an evil mad scientist with just his fat body.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 23rd, 2011, 1:23 pm
by Chibisai Kong
101. Giant crocodiles cannot be scientists.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 24th, 2011, 1:48 pm
by HavocReaper48
102: Crocodiles cannot organize a military and use them to overthrow an ape and his nephew via a series of sabotages and plot twists. (gosh I love this game)

103: An ostrich cannot support the weight of a 300 pound ape and a spidermonkey, let alone fly a distance.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 25th, 2011, 9:04 am
by Chibisai Kong
104. Monkeys and crocodiles cannot have a proper education.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 25th, 2011, 12:24 pm
by SimianSegue
105: Old monkeys can't run a Kollege

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 25th, 2011, 12:34 pm
by Chibisai Kong
106. College is not spelled with a K.

Re: 500 things in DKC that aren't possible in real life

PostPosted: May 27th, 2011, 9:00 am
by SimianSegue
107: Birds can't be bananas.